'Hel-looooo mr. stranger!' *The red-haired girl furiously flails her arm around*
'Name's Vivi but you can call me Vi-chan. I'm a witch ya' know!'
'Surely you must have come all this way for my wares.'
'Herehavealookatthismasterfullycrafteddimensionalteringpotionitsreasonablypricedatonlyninetyninethousandninehundr-... are? Clothes you say?' *She looks down at her bare chest*
'UAAAHHHHHHHHH!! D-don't look, y-you monster!!'
*She attempts to gouge off your eyes while simultaneously trying to cover her intimate parts, neither action succeeding too well*
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