Surly Swirly Pouty Pomp Boy
Added 2024-03-26 00:46:22 +0000 UTCHis barber talked him into finally going for a pompadour the break, but now he's incredibly standoffish with anyone who makes eye-contact, even when it's a cute guy who thinks he's got a hot look, of which there are many.
π"Oh, hey! Your hair looks really--"
π"Fuck you!"
π²"....!!!"
The only guy not to get shot down is the one who gets nervous and acts completely aloof, which gets the opposite reaction, so that they're furiously making out in his car after class.
π"Hey, what do you think of my hair?" he asks afterward.
π¬"Ummmm...."
π "!!!"
π«£"Who cares?"
They have sex three times that night.
