Exclusive Sketch #606
Added 2024-07-13 08:57:00 +0000 UTC"Double Date"
So Zygarde wanted to see a double date with our couples, but as you can see, the night isn't going all too well :D But life wouldn't be fun without a little drama, right...? ^^;
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"Ok, well then, Mister Big Tiger Stud Who Does Me Just The Way I Like It, you'll take this dessert that I'm offering because you make me hot!" "Oh, yeah? Well, I'm going to _eat_ this morsel you're offering me! And it'll probably be delicious like you are, too! Especially after I cover you in whipped cream and chocolate sauce!" "Well, I like _that_! You can lick it off me all night with that rough tiger tongue of yours--and I'll make sure to return the favor! So there!" "So...Zaphira...should we separate them, or--" "Shh. I'm taking notes for you and me later on." "Oh. Don't forget the bit with the whipped cream."
StLOrca
2024-07-16 21:13:09 +0000 UTCMore toxic than the vat of chemicals the Joker fell in.
Gwen The Goblin
2024-07-15 23:47:12 +0000 UTCSO funny! Great stuff!
Delisle
2024-07-15 05:14:26 +0000 UTCAre they the sort of couple who would follow this screaming match with making out during the cab ride home?
The14th
2024-07-14 05:05:02 +0000 UTCI'm sure they have their good moments. Somewhere. This must be such a toxic relationship good lord
pj wolf
2024-07-13 17:44:24 +0000 UTCAwwkwaaaard… 🤣
GreenDreamer
2024-07-13 16:27:34 +0000 UTC"Hi, we saw you from acroooooOOO actually never mind."
Werewolf2000ad
2024-07-13 14:13:24 +0000 UTCI've never been more happy that one of my suggestions was taken.
Zygarde22
2024-07-13 13:47:26 +0000 UTC"Dear diary, the vibes of the couple across the room weren't as good as we had thought at the begining."
Myhairhasamindofitsown
2024-07-13 13:34:03 +0000 UTCI'm starting to think that Mira secretly gets off to this.
StumpedMoose
2024-07-13 13:30:09 +0000 UTCL: give me a salt M: hey! watch the way how you're saying to me. Besides it's not that far from you, you can take it with no problems. L: oh right, would you do a same if you would be the one needing it? M: you have completly no manners. You don't have any idea how you should act to women. You are doing nothing but thinking only about yourself! L: OH REALLY!? AND WHEN YOU THING I DID SOMETHING WRONG!? M: YOU ENTERED TO RESTAURANT AND DIDN'T EVEN HOLD A DOOR FOR ME BUT INSTEAD YOU SHUT IT IN FRONT OF MY FACE! L: DO YOU REALLY THING I'M GONNA DO LITERALLY EVERYTHING FOR YOU? YOU GOT HANDS SO START USING THEM! M: GHHHHHH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER ASKED YOU FOR THIS DATE! MAYBE YOU'LL ALSO SAY THAT "I" WILL BE THE ONE PAYING FOR WHOLE DINNER!? L: YESSSS!!! S: .....sooooo...... can you handle me a pepper my love...? Z: .....ummmm.... sure....
Serico
2024-07-13 13:07:20 +0000 UTCI would have thought that Shen would have ordered the Scorpion Special.
Ded Otter Man
2024-07-13 12:02:43 +0000 UTCMore awkward was when they pulled each other onto the table and made out directly on top of the dinner
glitch
2024-07-13 11:03:06 +0000 UTCMiralle: EAT YOUR VEGGIES, DAMNIT!!! Leo: WOMAN, I WILL NOT! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Shen: *surely they'll cool off soon... right?* Zaphira: *Their make-up sex must be amazing!*
Viro Veteruscy
2024-07-13 10:03:52 +0000 UTCThought bubble above Zaphiras head: "Suggesting the foursome is probably out, then."
Werewolf2000ad
2024-07-13 09:45:19 +0000 UTCEither this date ends with a breakup, or the angry make up sex will be amazing.
Myhairhasamindofitsown
2024-07-13 09:34:20 +0000 UTCKinda wanna say kiss and make up.
Technoking77
2024-07-13 09:06:49 +0000 UTC
