Haikaveh Office AU (Part 1, 2)
Added 2023-09-15 12:50:00 +0000 UTCFor my very good friend Zan who loves office AU, who I tried to incept with Haikaveh ideas but ended up giving myself brainworms π
Script:
After dramatic corporate merger/insider trading scandal, somehow Alhaitham became the βactingβ CEO (chief executive officer) and somehow I wound up becoming his Executive assistant!!
π: Ugh of all the people who they elected to the position itβs him!!?? What are they thinking?!!?
π±: Kaveh, make me coffee, Kaveh, re-do this report for me.
π±: Hey, you look tired, why donβt you take a break and go for a walk?
Kaveh cries tears of joy.
π: Oh, how kind!
(actually he just wants to look at Kavehβs butt).
π: β¦ HEY! Stop looking at my butt!!
π±: Thatβs a bold statement. Can you prove it?
π: Heβs a terrible boss (even if he looks dashing in a suit)!!
β 2
Collie, support officer, reporting for duty! I just started working for Teyvat industries. I love my job, and I love my colleagues (Amber, Collei, Eula). Itβs a great working environment but lately Iβm worried thatβs not the case for everyone.
Kaveh is complaining to Collei in the lunch room.
βοΈ: Kaveh complains about his boss A LOT, at first I thought it was pretty funny! But after a while, Iβm not so sure..
Collei sees AlHaitham rubbing Kavehβs shoulders, Groping him on the butt and giving him asshole back handed compliments.
π±: Good work, Kaveh. Not just a pretty face.
π: π π’
[In the photocopy room]
π: AlHaitham you have a meeting in 5 minutes!!!
π±: So cancel it.
π: A-AlHaitham!!
Collei is waiting outside the room to use photocopier and sheβs mortified.
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Itβs not right!
Your colleagueβs name was Kaveh you say? And his bossβs name was..?
AlHaitham!
Tighnari and Cyno give bombastic side-eye.
