Hallo! Tomorrow I am doing two salons to cater to the current terrible timezone divergence (like a quantum timeline convergence but it means that there’s no way to run a single zoom that doesn’t involve asking either half my patrons or me to wake up in the middle of the night, and that is not currently an option, because I am haunted by the tiny adorable ghost of early morning future (see below)

I should clarify, I didn’t do this thing to disguise my baby. This is not the outfit I dressed her in in the morning. She went to her room for some quiet playing while I made breakfast, and managed to both extract herself from her clothes and find a bag of other clothes, then stampede in with this dress on her head, bouncing off walls and extremely proud of herself.
The first one is 08:00am Sydney Time and the second was going to be 20:00pm, for symmetry, but because the Gargle recording time’s shifted on me (bloody guests and their busy human lives), I will be moving it to the less symmetrical but more convenient time of 20:30PM.
Anyway, the links are as follows:
Salon 111
08:00am Weds 10 May Sydney time
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/82967425804
Salon 112
20:30pm Weds 10 May Sydney time
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/85005745920