Jarod Thinks You're Triggered

You've met Jarod before. He once left a racist comment on your writing, then called you triggered when you confronted him on it. Jarod is sorry you're so traumatized by opinions that are different from your own. Jarod thinks you should be more open-minded when people say hateful things.

Yep, Jarod was the evolved half of that conversation, which is why he blocked you so that you couldn't trigger him with a response—I mean get even more triggered at his response.

Sorry. I didn't mean to accuse Jarod of being triggered. What I meant to say is Jarod is evolved, which is why he threw a hissy fit—I mean ended your conversation on a furious—I mean self-obsessed—I mean intelligent note.

Jarod thinks your rape creates problems for his dating life, too, and if you have anything to say about that, he'll call you an over-emotional Marxist. See, in his world, rape is about him. Racism is about him. Transphobia is about him. Hell, everyone who ever walked the planet achieves one of two things: They make his life easier or they make his life harder. Jarod thinks you should all stop doing the latter because he hasn't had a date in, like, 20 years, and your assault is precisely why. If you didn't respond so suspiciously to rapists, he probably would have gotten laid last night.

Don't even suggest his dating failures are the result of his emotional immaturity. Don't even dare suggest women don't want him because he keeps advertising his hatred for them on the internet. That opinion is just proof that you hate Jarod, which is basically the same as hating all straight white men like him.

What? You're in love with a straight white man? Well, that's obviously because he's an asshole.

Jarod would prefer it if you woke feminazis would stop blaming everything on bigotry the way he does on feminism. He has a low-paying job because he's white. Everything Jarod hates about his life can be blamed on the evil’s of feminism. Yep. That apostrophe is correct. How the fuck dare you say it's not, you triggered old bitchbloodyhell??? <block>

Why you gotta be so fucking oversensitive?