Neo) Best Idea Ever

The next morning, Neo walked into Princess Feng’s room as if it were her own place and crawled into bed next to Princess Feng, who was jolted awake. “Why are you here? Why are you not in bed with the two maids from last night?”

“They couldn’t even last more than six hours… One of them snores as well…. ” Neo mumbled before falling asleep.

The blushing princess next to her did not know what to say. She did know she would need to give those two girls the day off. Princess Feng sighed as she watched the slow rise and fall of the blanket before lying back down and closing her eyes as well. She had long been used to Neo sleeping next to her. While Neo had a naughty mouth, she never forced anything. She never tried to touch her without permission. She was strange and had a few screws loose, but she also had morals.

Around noon, Princess Feng’s head maid walked into the bedroom. She looked at the two figures on the bed and frowned slightly. She knew her princess was indebted to this young woman, but the young woman did not know the meaning of restraint. She had just seen the two girls who were appointed to accompany Neo last night, and the poor things could barely move. And what disturbed her more was that while they complained about how much their hips hurt, they both never said a bad thing about Neo and, in fact, spoke praise for the girl and how much they wished they could marry her.

“Princess, Miss Neo, You both need to get up.” The head maid’s voice was firm. She would always do her job properly, even if she disliked someone.

“Hmmm? Why are you yelling? Let me sleep more….” Neo complained as she pulled the pillow out from under her and put it over her head. The sight of this made the head maid want to press it down firmly so the damn girl would die from suffocation.

Sadly, she could only hold back her killing intent and say: “Miss Neo, while I would love to let you sleep for all eternity, I sadly can not let you do so. Princess asked me to wake you both up at noon so you can speak with His Majesty.”

“Oh…. Miss Ming’er, you won’t get a boyfriend this way. But if you want, I can be your wife. I promise I can satisfy you better than… Ouch! Why did you hit me!?” Neo held her head and looked at Princess Feng, who had her fist raised in the air as if she was about to hammer it down again.

“Leave Ming’er alone. You already ruined ten of my maids already! Plus, I know that did not hurt!” Princess Feng huffed.

“You are so mean. You could have just said it without hitting someone. What if you broke my head open and made me stupid!?” Neo complained.

“It’s not like you can get any stupider than you already….” The head maid, Ming’er, quickly covered her mouth. She realized she had been speaking out loud!

Neo was not even paying attention to her. She stretched and got out of bed. She was only wearing a pair of bra and panties. She walked over to Ming’er and stretched her arms out to the side. With her eyes, half closed. She waited and waited only to hear giggling behind her. Neo wrinkled her brow and opened her eyes all the way to see Ming’er standing there with a set of clothes in her hand.

“What?” Neo was confused. Did she want her to take them? Neo reached out and took the clothes. Ming’er snorted and walked over to her Princess, and began helping her undress. Neo pouted. She wanted special treatment too! “No fair! Why am I forced to dress myself!?”

“Because you are not my princess!” Ming’er replied with another snort.

Princess Feng found the two’s banter quite amusing. She was having a hard time stopping herself from laughing. “You two get along quite well. Ming’er, how about I assign you to Neo tonight?”

“I would ask you kindly not to send me to that wolf den. I do not want to end up like those other girls. They all gave up their virginity just to be with this thing over there.” Ming’er replied.

“I really feel like you are saying some mean things over there, you stupid maid!” Neo waved her hand, causing a gust of wind to blow Ming’er’s dress up over her head, revealing her black panties. Neo snickered and said: “And you act all proper and pure, but look! You even got black panties on!”

“You! How can you do such things without spiritual qi!?” Ming’er could never understand this. This thing was powerful, yet she did not have a drop of spiritual qi! It really did not make sense.

“Hehe. Because I am better than you, miss maid!” Neo gave Ming’er a smug grin.

After a few rounds of bantering and getting dressed, Neo and Princess Feng went to the emperor’s study, where The emperor of Neo City sat with a very awkward expression. “Miss Neo, is there a reason why you are throwing the books onto the floor?”

“Hmm? Because it’s easier than putting them back on the shelf?” Neo answered back with her own question. This made the Emperor’s face grow tense.

“Can you please stop then?” Out of everyone in Neo City, only Neo can cause the emperor to feel so helpless. Mainly because his daughter would freak out if he was even the slightest bit mean toward the girl.

“Fiiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeeeee~!” Neo pursed her lips, walked over, sat on his desk, and picked up the document he had lying there. The emperor quickly snatched it back, causing her to furrow her brow. She was about to burn it when Princess Feng pulled her hand.

“Neo, come sit with me. If you do, you can choose which panties I wear tomorrow.” Princess Feng had a very simple method of controlling Neo. As long as she promised to model underwear, Neo would behave.

“Okay~!” Neo grinned and let Princess Feng pull her to the small couch.

As for the Emperor, he wished he never heard what he had just heard. His own daughter was using her body as a means to control this strange girl. “Ahem…” Clearing his throat, the Emperor asked: “What did you two come here for?”

“Father, I want you to allow Neo and me to enter the academy so she can get a pass to leave the city.” Princess Feng replied. Hearing this, The emperor raised an eyebrow. He really liked this idea! If this crazy girl left, he would not have to see her again!

“No problem! I will make sure they push the entrance test to tomorrow. You both can go take the test as a formality, but in truth, you will be able to get in with no problem.”