TBH 28) Villains! Part1

“Alright Firing Squad here we go!” One of the villains yelled out as Aizawa  charged in.

Aizawa began tearing things up while Midory stared at the fight in awe. “Incredible I forgot One on group battles is sensei’s speciality.”

“This is no time for analysis! We have to evacuate!”

“I am afraid I can’t allow that…”  A black smoke suddenly appeared blocking their path. In a blink of an eye had had appeared. Out of all the villains present it seemed he was the one that was the biggest threat.

“Greetings. We are the Villain Alliance. I apologize for the presumption but we took it upon ourselves to enter the academy, the base of the heroes. All in order to engage with Mr. All Might, the symbol of peace. We were wondering if we might be allowed the opportunity to extinguish him, you…. Hey let me finish!” The villain in black smoke yelled out as a figure suddenly appeared out of nowhere and punched at him.

“Tch….” Kali looked at that black smoke man with pure killing intent in her eyes. Someone actually dared to threaten her shity old man!? And did so in front of her!? She knew this man would not be easy to deal with since her fist passed right through the smoke.

“Hehe… Quite the hot headed little girl I see. Well too bad you all will be scattered!”

As the black smoke began to surround them all, Kali quickly appeared next to her Squishy and pulled her close. Before she knew it  they were covered in darkness. But not even a second later Kali found herself floating in the air looking down at the water below. “Hmmm? This place is…?”

“The flood zone.” Asui replied as she hugged Kali’s waist. “Kali, is it just me or are we flying?”

“Hmmm? I am just standing on air is all…” Kali grinned then looked down at the water below. “Tch…. Squishy, can you save the balls boy and bring him to the shipwreck?”

“Sure….” Asui let go of Kali and dived into the water. Kali then moved to the ship and watched as Mineta was ruthlessly slammed into the ship. When Asui climbed up onto the ship she walked over to Kali and licked her neck to get rid of the taste.

“Better?” Kali asked while rubbing her chin. She did not think licking her would do much but she let Ausi do it anyway.

“Hehe… I just did not wish to taste that anymore than I had to. He is lucky I even was willing to save him.” Asui replied as she looked around at the water's surface. “We have incoming.”

“Mmm…” Kali nodded as he walked over to Mineta and kicked him. “Hey balls boy, can you like, throw a bunch of your balls in the water? Lille a few thousand of them?”

“Huh? I can, why?” Mineta who was rubbing his side for once was not acting like an idiot.

“Don’t ask stupid questions and do as I asked.” Kali hated it when she was trying to think up a plan and there was someone who asked too many questions.

“Okay… Wait there are a bunch of villains out there! Ouch!” Mineta began to panic as he was hit in the head quite hard. Enough to at least give him a headache.

“Don’t say or do anything else besides saying:  take my balls you filthy animals!” Kali was quite proud of her joke just now.

“Okay!” Mineta began throwing balls into the water only to be kicked by Kali once more. “Ouch! Why did you hit me again!?”

“You didn’t say the words!” Kali snorted. She wanted to hear him say the words!

“Fine!” Mineta lowered his head as he took another ball off the top of his head and yelled out: “Take my balls you filthy animals! Ouch! Kali why did you hit me this time!?”

“Don’t say indecent things in front of my squishy!” Kali crossed her arm in front of her chest while Mineta stared at her in confusion. He did not understand this girl at all!

“Hehe!” Asui was smiling away. The air of anxiety that filled the air was now gone all thanks to Kali just doing random things. She looked at Kali who was indifferent to the situation and at Mineta who was rubbing the bump on his head while pouting. “It’s like we are not being attacked at all.”

“Oh right! We are under attack! Quick Mineta, throw your balls in the water quickly! Don’t stop until I tell you to!” Kali suddenly remembered that there was something very important to do. And that is taking out Mr. Smokey who dared to threaten to kill her shitty old man.

After a few minutes Mineta had thrown so many balls he had long lost count. “Good! Let me handle the rest.”

Kali stepped forward, reached out her hand and…. Snorted… A great whirlpool began to form in the water causing all the villains who were swimming towards the boat Kali was on to get caught up into it. And due to Mineta’s balls they were all sticking to one another in many different positions. Kali stealthily covered Asui’s eyes and said: “Squishy’s should not see BL scenes like this.”