Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "Sonic Dittos, again?”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "Buffered air dodge.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "PK Fire.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "Would be very cool if they put hentai into this game.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "Would be very cool if they put projectiles into this game.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "Would be very cool if they put hentai projectiles into this game.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "Elite Smash.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I've been practicing my timeouts recently.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "Let's turn Friendly Fire off.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "FYI, I did not shower before this set.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "FYI, I'm addicted to meth.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "Hey, this isn't Mario Kart.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "Fuck yeah, did you see how many assists I got in that game?”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I probably should have spent more time practicing and less time masturbating.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "My hands and my face are numb, and I can't see out of my eyes anymore.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "FYI, I'm very hard right now. Worryingly hard. The name's Jeff by the way.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "Online Smash.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "Final Destination No Items 3 Stock 8 Minutes, Dicks Out.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "Are you a bird? Cause you're soaring like one. Haha, seriously though. Great plays.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I'm not sure I'm having fun anymore. Is there another game we can play?”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "By any chance have you seen my penis anywhere? (Penis is nowhere to be found).”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I'm gonna go take a shit. Be back in a few hours (Shit is nowhere to be found).”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and it feels like I'm not doing neither particularly well.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I've been taking lessons from a furry.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I'm pretty sure my asshole is fucked up.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "No Johns, but my asshole is fucked up."
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "My asshole will not stop talking shit behind my back."
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "If you bred M. Bison and M. Bison together, would you get M. Bison squared or M. Bison Jr.?”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "My dick is about as long as my body.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I've been getting kinda nasty with my SDs lately.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "You ladies like swords? (Pulls out a sword, and is immediately put into handcuffs).”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I'm gonna go take a shit. Be back in a couple hours.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I'm getting too old for this shit, man. (16 years old).”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I went in for a handshake and this guy kissed the palm of my hand, and then I kissed the palm of his hand, and now we're fucking.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I would stick my dick in a bonfire if Sakurai would just buff the Puff.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "Too bad you can't swipe right on Ganondorf in real life.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I think it'd be for the best if we just played friendlies from now on.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I came back to the dorm last night, and I found my roommate dead. Extremely good friend of mine."
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I feel like if ladies could just see my schmovement, they would respect me a lot more.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "Who needs game, when I've got neutral?”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I wish they'd make Wii Fit have a much more noticeable penis.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I can't believe I'm actually saying this but, I feel like I would be a stronger player if I actually practiced.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "Everything I taste is metallic.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I'm sitting on all of these stocks and I'm not selling, buddy."
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are, "I'm a top three player in my household.”
