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BONUS - SMALL TOWN MURDER - TRAINWRECK: POOP CRUISE

This week, James and Jimmie discuss the Netflix Documentary 'Trainwreck: Poop Cruise' and the Titan Submersible doc!

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Found the doc on Netflix last night (in the UK) after listening to this episode and had James & Jimmi's commentary ringing in my ears!! Spot on with The Ashley's btw. Put off cruises for life now... 😂

Claribella

No cruize for me... no thank you .... lol

Dalene Antionette Kruger

Okay, though, I'd argue that people that are on cruises aren't Society. Because I know way way way too many people who would never go on a cruise. I dont think Cruise People are normal people

Smalls (smallenoughtofit)

They're MUCH less stable. Much less. They're only better than the open ocean

Smalls (smallenoughtofit)

If what the boys described happens in 72 hours i.e societal collapse, imagine what we're in for the next 3.5 years.......

Jon Phipps

Crazy episode 5 Stars James and Jimmie

Ryan Oakes

I been from the netherlands to norway to the fjords and last year to iceland. This boats are really diffrent 1 had 1200 crew and the other had 2200 crew it depends on the ammount of guests ,

A Dutchie lissening to all of the Bizar or Twisted

Shitting in the shower and forcing it down the drain is called a "waffle stomp."

Davy Hale

Sounds like an episode of Avenue 5

Sarah

A friend who worked at a cruise ship yard told me the most common phrase from the Finnish electricians was "ei toimi" = "not working"

Monica Ferreira Ask

The poop cruise docu reminded me of the movie Triangle of Sadness 🤣

Monica Ferreira Ask

Only took 8 hours during Katrina. Complete deconstruction of Western civilization. And THAT was in Mississippi.

Maggie King

😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Rebecca Harrelson

So are the largest container ships. Can the cruise ships be refitted in the event of war? Might not be worth the effort.

Dennis McIntosh

When renovating the ship they added a comedy club.

Raymond Smith

Love it! Great episode as always guys, thank you for the entertainment in this ROUGH life.

Shanna Poellot

As a Tampa woman, born and bred, I DIE laughing every time James says we all have blonde hair and bruised legs bc DAMMIT WE DO 🤣🤣🤣

Bekah Norton

My favorite part was when the other Carnival ship pulled up with music blaring and everybody is dancing and having a great time🤣🤣

Megan Isherwood

If there was no electric, how did the PA work? Also FANTASTIC description of how the filthy rich have control over our We The People govt. And remember scotus just made bribery legal about 2 years ago for Ted Cruz (covering all cruises lol)

Planet Tyler

Pull the plug and let that thing go to the bottom.

Marc Trudeau

There Will Be Poop! 😵😂

Nunya_bsnss

Insane!! I watched this video https://youtu.be/1j0PJsyUv0Y?si=-TsI5T3mBeKLxHti IMO this goes beyond poop+++

Laura

Why didn’t they use the lifeboats????!!

Adrienne

As James said in the CIS ep of guy in a Balinese (?) prison and the rat in the floor poop hole … “Don’t eat, don’t shit!! Don’t eat don’t shit!!” We went on our first ever cruise in June for 4 days up the Queensland coast to Airlie Beach (start of Whitsundays/Great Barrier Reef) and thankfully it was not this ship! Will likely never cruise again, especially with a teenage boy and husband 😅 Maybe when I am older and have forgotten how small the frikken bathroom was!! Must say the gentle rocking to sleep was divine with the balcony door open though.

Justine McNeil

I have taken a cruise on this ship after the shituation and it doesn't matter how much they cleaned that thing, it just smells off. 🤢 They were selling tickets at a discount and I wasn't aware of what had happened to this ship until a person in the onboarding line told me about it. Talk about a surprise!

Crunky Basil

We need this on a “Small Town Murder” pen.. I’d buy in bulk for office - they could hand them out at shows

Natalie Auerbach

There’s that crazy Jim Bakker who was selling poop buckets too-

Natalie Auerbach

Me too! He should be awarded an honorary ph.D for it! Let’s start a petition - Harvard? Yale? Where would James want a degree from if he could pick?

Natalie Auerbach

I have a friend who went on a cruise on that ship once it was "refurbished". She didn't know until I told her what it was renamed to add she looked up their receipt.

Alana Klapec

As an Ashley, I laughed hysterically during this episode.

Ashley Fadden

My cousin was on this cruise. (Probably the one leading the religious groups - he's a retired pastor.) The crazy thing is he went on another cruise 4 months after this one to use the credit they received! 😬

Lisa R

They are London made pens ranging from $30-$60 and beautiful!

Samara Adams

It says an Adler Pen was what was found

Samara Adams

Because people get sick everywhere so they need biohazard bags for blood, bile, whatever bodily fluids that could infect another person. Just common medical procedures.

Best Little Cat House in Wyobraska

This was a grosser version of "Under the Dome" (book version). I hurt myself laughing.

Best Little Cat House in Wyobraska

I have never,ever had the desire to go on a cruise. This has reinforced it. And I grew up somewhere that didn't get flush or indoor toilets or until the 1970s,so I'm not fussy.

Kathryn Shorrock

The tipping point - eeewwwww!!!!!

Nikki Mendez

I'm Still laughing, Can't wait for my husband to listen to this, crying laughing all over again. Then I had to watch the documentary.

Lynne Rocktar Minogue 26

Shitting in a bag is easy. Place the bag in the toilet or a bucket and fold it over the edges then simply sit down.

Josh Nowakowski

Yes, a cruise ship is larger than a Naval Destroyer or Aircraft Carrier

Unemployed_History_Major

I’m interested in James’ thesis on the sociological breakdown of a cruise ship society.

Fran Hitzke

This episode had me in actual tears!!!! Absolutely hilarious

Cydnee

Great episode! All we could think about was Phillips, Oklahoma’s poop buckets.

Deb

Liked the show a lot but boy did I start gagging a couple of times!

Andrea Papageorge

My favorite part ...I was like yes you can totally shit in a bag lol

Clover Turmes

Lmaooooo

Cheyanne Duffany

"Nobody Owns a Bic." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kelli Jo

Omg! So I did not know about the poop cruise until this episode came out. I obviously had to watch after listening. I’m here to announce I’m mortified I -unwillingly because I apparently didn’t watch the damn news back then - boarded the damn poop cruise ship under its new name Sunrise a few years after this whole fiasco (2023). Funny enough (NOT!) we left this cruise with what I though was Covid. But now I’m wondering if the ghosts of poop cruise past got us instead 💩👻No more Cruises for this family 🤮

Tiffiney Ice

Why. For the love of god, did I listen while making goulash. I laughed so hard I almost needed a red bag. I skipped dinner.

Johanna Blakley

“Buffett shits. “ Lol

Mike Kane

Thinking of everyone who went to Iraq and Afghanistan that had to shit in wag bags while listening to the guys try to figure out how to shit in a bag. 😂

Amanda Smith

I waited and waited for this episode and it was everything i wanted and more. When I go to hell, it was certainly be this cruise. Also please for the love of God someone find the brand of that pen.

okwelgoodlckwthat

To the titan submersible bit, I like my cans of tomato soup boneless

Justin Govas

Until the identity of the pen is revealed, we need "...But she's the bride!" tee shirts (in quotes, credited to The Ashleys). 👰

Jennifer Locklear

I was stationed on an old aircraft carrier and working toilets was an issue for women. For some odd reason I became the one with the intel...and a hidden case of toilet paper. Felt like a dealer!

Melinda Johnson

I lost it at the alarms sounding while at sea! A deployment to the Persian Gulf was a rude awakening. Aaand a space caught fire, was extinguished, and reflashed.

Melinda Johnson

I thought the same thing! Plus, Watergate, Heaven's Gate, Oceangate jinx.

Susan McFarland

Did anyone else who watched the Poop Cruise doc get a vibe from the bachelorette party group that 2 of the Ashleys lowkey hated the Ashley wearing pink? lmao

Riley

I had a major sewer back up on New Year’s Eve this year. Turned into $4000 worth of pipe repair and $10,000 worth of bathroom remodel. We were without facilities for a couple of weeks. We literally had to piss in a trashcan and shit in trash bags. This does not scare me. To answer Jimmy’s question How do you shit in a bag?? I bought a Sitz bath basin and folded the trash bag around it. Lined it with paper towels. Sat the basin in the toilet. Thank me if you are ever in dire straits.

Timma Wilson

I'm kinda loving their documentaries, I've watched 3 so far. Are they new? Edit: I'm dumb, forgot about Google. Looks like the next documentaries they're releasing are "P.I. Moms" and "Storm Area 51"

Riley

Paper mate pens baby

Christopher Camposeo

If you guys can would love a super deep dive of ocean gate between the competing documentaries

Christopher Camposeo

Im from a town whose economy is heavily influenced by cruise ships. The amount of money they sink into lobbying is actually insane. Our city councilmen in my hometown of 30k people take MILLIONS in campaign contributions from HAP.

Gus Dixon

THERE WILL BE POOP!!!

Dani Horton

I knew the Titan was doomed when I saw they were using a Playstation controller to operate the sub.

Church Meat

I’m glad they had 10K+ red bio-hazard bags in stock, but I gotta ask…why?

christian schade

My mom & grandma went on a cruise when I was a kid. The engine caught fire, and they also couldn't make any food. They sat out on the deck in life jackets at 3am, and ate nothing but jerk chicken for 3 days. My mom never ate jerk fucking chicken ever again.

Indra Purins

It’s one of the Netflix documentaries from the Train wreck series. I believe it’s just as they titled this: Train Wreck Poop Cruise. I hope that helps! 🙂

Carey Turner

Floating Tampa!!!

Lindsay Ruiz

Your cycle of disasters is spot on. We’re always 72 hours away from Lord of the Flies…

Melissa Bilotta

I'm going to overshare here. I've been homeless and lived in my car. Pooping in bags is extremely easy. Plastic bags got two handles, you got two hands, place large bag over small area, squat and let gravity do the rest. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

Samantha Hall

I must’ve been living under a rock at the time because I don’t remember the poop cruise at all—but yes to Pistorious.

Tonia

Does anyone know the name of the documentary?

Kushall S Kaistha

Thank you for doing so I didn’t have to watch the show. You two are doing the lord’s work lol.

Andrea

I have laughed so hard I’m crying. The. Best.

Angela Reid Matlock

Wonder what astronauts thought when looking down and seeing random strobe lights intermittently flashing when people had to pee in the showers.

Dana McCall

Poop stories from Jimmie and James is funny as fuck!!!!!

Catherine Brooks

Anyone who has ever been on a trip with a toddler who's out of nappies but still using a potty, or if you've been camping and don't want to trail to the toilet block in the middle of the night, knows how you do a shit in a bag. You fold the bag over a bucket, or if you're in a place with a toilet, the bag goes over the porcelain, then put the seat down to hold it in place.

Rosemarie Cawkwell

OMG you guys are legends. I love the way you tell this story 🤣

Julie Hawkins

You put the bag in the fucking toilet bowl then shit in it🙄 That's how they do on tour busses

SCHLAPIA

My favorite thing about th he submersible was the "annual Titanic-related deaths" chart - https://imgur.com/gallery/annual-deaths-caused-by-titanic-Mnyhj3y Schadenfreude is not a healthy emotion, but I feel like this is a safe space.

Molotov_Mocktail

Every time any one of us is downloading an app or taking out a loan etc, for anything at any time and you just want to sign it and be on your way, or click on it to get to your app or website guess what? You just gave up any right to get reimbursed for anything for any reason. And big bank takes little bank EVERY TIME. But hey!? As long as you get that new car or that app it’s all good right!? And guess what? They know if you don’t sign you don’t get. It’s that simple. Pigs at a trough that love the meal and feel good and full, ignoring the farmer 20 feet away sharpening the axe. Welcome to America! Anyone here read the end user agreement for Patreon? I didn’t, bet you didn’t either.

Dungberry Lipschitz

Lobbying Expenditures Cruise lines spend heavily on lobbying to influence legislation and regulation: • Cruise Lines International Association (CLIA) – ~$1.9 million • Carnival Corp – ~$1.28 million • Royal Caribbean – ~$480,000 • Viking Cruises – ~$200,000  Past years show even larger sums: in 2015, CLIA alone spent $1.38 million lobbying Congress, plus substantial spending from Carnival and Royal Caribbean.

Dungberry Lipschitz

Great point at 50:00, comfort hours away, society crumbles. Great read, The Comfort Crisis. Self reflect along the way, most of us can’t handle when our phone isn’t fast enough. Long story short? The more you’re ready to get comfortable being uncomfortable the better off you will be.

Dungberry Lipschitz

Balloon Boy next! An episode on each of the Trainwreck documentaries on Netflix would be awesome!.

Donnie King

Thank you for watching this so I didn’t have to, the STM treatment was—as always—top-tier. And James, your depiction of the fragility of our social fabric is spot on: we are one leaky red shit bag away from ThunderDome. 😂

Amy Sousa

I graduated from a maritime academy, and every single engineer and operator I know who works cruises hates their fucking lives with a passion LMAO

Benjamin Pierce

We took a cruise out of Miami 4 years ago. While in the stairwell I smelled a very strong odor of poop (there will be poop). When we got back to the room and on WiFi we did some research. We were on the Carnival Sunrise. Yep. The poop boat had been renamed and we were headed to Jamaica on it.

Jose Lizarraga

I’ve only been on one cruise and had a great time! Fortunately, no problems remotely like this occurred

Kip Sousley

Ok look I’ve crapped in my fair share of MRE bags. It’s a skill you can learn.

Shayne Bartlett

Sometimes, you just need to poo in a ba.... *vomits*

Elizabeth Rutherford

They absolutely dump sewage in the ocean they’re an environmental catastrophe when they’re operating normally

Benjamin Henderson

As a person who has worked on and around lobster boats .......... normally you have a bucket. Otherwise you just put the bag on the floor and have at her. Pro tip: put a few inches of water in the bucket before turning it into a toilet. Maybe because I live in the North Atlantic.......but boats are for working on lol not for "cruising on". So I'd never get on the S.S. Norwalk in the first damn place.

Marla Hapenny

My friend’s parents went on the poop cruise after it was renamed. 🥴🫠 I’ve never liked the idea of a cruise but between the poop cruise, Amy Bradley, and the cruise at the start of the pandemic, I’ll never get on one.

Cam 🛸

I knew there would be some awful Ashleys in this. On behalf of sane Ashleys, I apologize for my awful name-sharers. They're not part of the Ashley hive mind.

Ashley W.

Wait - the booze wasn’t already free?! What’s the point of a cruise at all then

Jordyn Fahey

Planned not placed.

Didi Concepcion

This happened in February of 2013. We had our wedding already booked and placed on the Carnival Paradise for May 2013 out of Tampa. I refused to cancel and so glad I didn't. It was perfect, no issues, the wedding on the ship while in port at Grand Cayman was beautiful. I enjoyed this episode but am so thankful I haven't had this happen on any of the cruises I've taken!!

Didi Concepcion

Cruise ships definitely have anchors 😂😂😂 carriers have 2 so I’m sure cruise ships mirror that

Kyle bailey

Never ever EVER will I get on a cruise! That size of machinery seems insanely unsafe! Great episode.

Elizabeth Freeman

Ok the Tampa disrespect has got to stop lol. I mean I know you hate the place and all but Jesus give it a rest 🤣🤣.

Michael Starling jr

This is why you buy trave insurance.

Kathy Z

So glad you talked about the contract of carriage!! I tell all my friends who love cruises that THAT is the reason they shouldn’t get on them, and they think I’m an insane conspiracy theory lawyer!!!

Hannah Walker

Thats why its so funny. Its so specific but We all know an Amanda.

Nash essman

Carnival, the Section 8 of cruising. I was a travel agent a thousand years ago and I would warn people about Carnival even in the 80s. Trash.

Kathy Z

I'm not from Tampa, but I am a blonde woman who always has bruises all over my legs and I laugh/feel attacked every time you say that.

Amanda Knight

Poop lasagna got me. Gagging in the kitchen.

It'sMeBethany

Aweee yay!!! Welcome new premium murder turkeys!! This is the place to be. 😌

Rebecca Swift

I heard someone describing the implosion as a human going from bio science to physics, which to me is the most chilling.

Edna the Librarian

James drawing the line at ice on an airplane

Ed ‘Moose’ Grant

I can’t believe all Carnival gave to the passengers was a refund and $500. And a credit for a future cruise!!! 😂

Mary

https://www.adler.co.uk/p/ROYALETRIPLE Thats the only pen i saw him use in the doc. Looks like a pen id pocket at a bank or an eye doctors.

Nash essman

As someone who is pretty sure the Venn Diagram of people who love cruises and Disney Adults is just a circle, this documentary solidified me never going on a cruise. Those three entitled and obnoxious women, that dude in glasses who just filmed everything and swore he wasn't going #2...being stuck on a boat with hundreds of people like that? Hard pass.

Jane Austen's Workout

Would you exchange a walk on part in the war, for a lead role in a cage. -Pink Floyd, on cruise ship comedians, probably

Ally

You guys have become my source for weird news. I never hear about any of this stuff!

Matthew Martin

Great episode. A great bonus on bonus episode would be Your Stupid Opion from the cruise. You hate Florida, I hate New York. We are even.

Joe Weniger

Put the poop bag over a small trash and go for it I guess…..I don’t think I will ever cruise again.

Tasha Nicole

My husband and I discussed this, and we agreed that we would piss and shit in cups or bowls and throw it over the side. Seems the easiest

Lilly Mongold

I used to work on cruise ships, thankfully not this one. Was on a ship when Norwalk outbreak happened, another the laundry room caught fire, another when the stabilizer broke and ship listed, amazingly I had the best travel experience but yes don’t go on a cruise! There will be poop!

Ann-Marie Watson

You put the bag in the toilet bowl and hold the sides while you re sitting on it, easy peasy

Esther Peerdeman

Did this happen before or after Triangle Of Sadness came out lol

TiannaGabanna

Finally!!! YeeeeAaahhhh!

Katie Morrison

47 years on this earth. Never been on a cruise. Probably never will.

Dungberry Lipschitz

I’m with James, no way I’d ever go on a cruise under the best of circumstances. This convinces me all the more. Gag!!!!

Susan Nelson

As a chef, our job is hard as fuck. We work long days in hot ass kitchens for shit pay. We get no benefits and never see our families. The thing I love the most about working in professional kitchens is that we are absolutely fucking disgusting to each other. We try to out-vulgar one another all shift. Kitchens are an HR nightmare and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Amber Wright

Haha. When James described what happens in a disaster, all I could think was “wow, he just described Covid” lol It really is how society breaks down every time. 😂

Elizabeth Jones

This was the stupiest ‘documentary’ ever. Nothing about what caused the fire and mitigation. And those three entitled chippies - ugh!

Kerrie Ann OCONNOR

I opened Patreon and saw this and was like wow… then unintentionally saying out loud, “oh shit!” I follow zero news and this is going to be dank as fuck for me. Peace!

Jane

I think James, subconsciously, used the word “SHIT”, wayyyy more than usual, in this episode!! * and NOT in relation to the actual 💩

Daniel Sandomenico

Lord of the Flies!!

Michele Kiggins

This and Pistorious dominated the news

Mollie themu

I was in Cuba on my first(only) resort trip. I remember this being all over the news

Mollie themu

I’m thinking it was a “Waterman” pen!

Marcia Thomas

Well, I know how people can have a stroke while laughing at something funny. -“You expect a diving team welding something underwater.” - James. I almost died.

Cher Strong (#localweedia)

VaporMate Pens™️

Ann Pickard

That was the old joke "Why don't they make planes out of what they make the black boxes out of? "

PacificChick63

As a lady who has had to pee or number 2 off the side of a boat it’s not easy!! Not a cruise but a fishing boat. But still

Tracy Poetz

The whole giant cruise looked so unappealing. Got a shock when we saw Jen the cruise director. She was our CD on a Viking river cruise on the Rhine last year. She didn't mention this. We wondered why she would ever cruise again. A river cruise with 190 passengers and you can always see the shore seems like a good solution. We loved her!!

PacificChick63

My only cruises have been on Navy Carriers and Destroyers. They sound much better than actual cruise ships. 🤣

Rebecca Flowers

Love the newly wed couple who decided to give out a free sex show after 3-4 days of not showering! YUMMY

Joseph

Taylor Tomlinson did cruise ships, but she's only one I can think of who wasn't stuck there

John Nagle

I read this in James voice

Madelyn Bryant

Just poured me a big ol’ glass of tequila lemonade and I am SAT boys! YAYYYYYYYYYYY

Madelyn Bryant

There will be poop!!!

Heather Martin

Hell yeah

The socialworker and the bat

Yay indeed!

Tim Olson

Yayyyyyy

Jeremy Doran


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