"H-H-h-h-hehehe why are you staring?" *hic* "Is it because I'm wearing a tie?"
"Is it because I took off my pants? Mmmm~ Who cares? Aren't these thighs lovely?"
"Ohhh~ I'm feeling warm. Maybe I should" *hic* "Ooof take off more. Ahh fuck I feel so warm."
"Ah~ That's so much better. The cool air feels so good on my h-huge ngh~ fat... cock~ Nghhh fuck, I f-forgot to mention that when I'm drunk I..."
*hic* "I BLOAT! Ah shit t-there goes my clothes" *hic* "Goodness. L-Look at these huge tits.... mfff I can't keep growing." *gurgle* "Mmmghhh that's not good. I d-drank too much"
"I j-just n-need to walk it..." *gurgle* "off!" *creak* "B-Before I...." *BLLLARRFFF!*