Patreon Update/ German Beer TG

To my Patrons, 

I want to apologize to you all and thank those that have continued supporting me during my absence. To those that I owe stories/caps please contact me through here and I will do my best to accommodate you. I have attached a story I commissioned as a token of my apology. 

Thanks again and I hope to be more active from now on.

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German Beer Tg

Arthur ran to the door when the doorbell rang and opened it to a giant box. He grabbed it and carried it back into his living room, eagerly tearing it open and pulling out an enormous case of beer that he'd order straight from Germany. It was an exclusive brand that you couldn't find anywhere in the United States, but luckily he has a friend over there named Marie, a beautiful blonde woman, who'd sent it over discreetly despite the restrictions over here. Arthur pulled a bottle out of the casing and grabbed a bottle opener, opening it up, a whizz of frosty air rising out of it, as he brought it to his lips and chugged on it. It was incredible, the best beer he ever tasted, he guzzled the entire bottle down until there wasn't a single drop left, he tossed the bottle to the other side of the room. Her belly started to *gggrrrrrrrrllllllllll*, bubbles and waves of skin forming and receding on it, as his arms went limp, *bbbllllllrrrrrrr*his body grumbling louder and louder, as his eyes went up and a bulge of air shot out of this throat, exiting his body as *EEeeeeUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP*a long burp, and as the air exited his body, his waistline sputtered before slamming inward with a loud *CCCCCRRRUNNCCH*, giving him the incredibly thin waistline of a woman, his stomach flattening out alongside with it. Arthur grabbed his head briefly, as strange new thoughts flooded his mind, random things relating to Germany, but he shook his head and forgot about it.

"That was fucking delicious!" He said, not knowing that his burp had just shifted his body figure completely as he grabbed another bottle from the case and popped it open with the can opener. He brought it to his lips again and started to chug furiously, getting as much of it down his throat as possible, something about it just made me feel so strong and powerful, as he downed the entire bottle and tossed it aside like the other one. *ggggUUUUUUUURRRRRLLLLLL*thin womanly stomach emitted an even louder growl this time, echoing throughout the room, Arthur rubbing his soft tummy as the air rose out of his mouth again, *AAAUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*, with this burp, his chest loudly squished, noisily piling up breast tissue and filling up with chunky womanly fat and nuptuous sloshy milk, perking out his nipples as they hardened towards the end of the burp, giving him a set of bulbous breasts, poking from under his shirt, as he wiped his mouth and rubbing his now womanly torso, "Hmmm, maybe one more." He said in a higher pitched tone, his voice now carrying a slight German accent.

He guzzled in another beer, his body filling with its now trademark gas, *bbbbbbbBRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL* his stomach emitted, bubbling and rippling, Arthur grunted softly as the air pressure grew within him, he smiled as he squat forward, hands on his knees, bracing for this next one, as he bobbed his head back and forth with the loud grumbling of his body before, *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP*shot out of him, a wind so strong that it knocked around small furniture, the burp this time shifting his lower-half during its duration, as his butt started to *ggggRRRRRRRLLLLL* before *SQUIIIISSSHHHH* and his ass filled with lovely, curvy fat, stretching out as his cheeks with healthy womanly body meat, *CRACK* and his hipbone forced itself wider, filling up with the same voluptuous chunky fat that soon *rrrllllll* sloshed into his thighs, giving them the same lovely BMI as his now very ample ass. His tongue curled and drooled in his mouth as his tastebuds shifited, his breath (besides smelling like alcohol), had the tinge of maultaschen, käsespätzle, german foods he'd never eaten in his life but now lingered in his mouth like he'd eaten them an hour ago. As with this, his mind flooded with more information about the streets of Berlin, Arthur probably now able to navigate there without a map despite never visiting once in his life, trademarks of his German culture also filling his mind. Arthur giggled, he didn't know why this beer was making him feel so great, but all he knew was that he wanted more, he took a step towards the beer case and suddenly felt the immense weight of his ass, jiggling around behind him, as he filled it with his hands, slapping and groping his soft white rear, commenting, "Hmm, I should really go to the gym more."

Arthur popped another bottle with his thumb and brought it to his mouth, chugging it down and tossing it into the wall, this time the bottle breaking. Arthur grabbed and rubbed his belly softly, reading for his next excretion of gas, the rumbling shaking and vibrating his entire curvy body, as he curled his now soft and petite toes into the carpet, and leaned backward, sticking his head up, as the *gggRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL* got louder and louder, until the air shot out of his mouth *BbbBBBBRRRRRAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPpppPPPPPPp*, as this burp executed, veins grew plump in his face, his skull started to loudly crunch crack and grumble, as it forcefully shifted and molded into a feminine shape, the bones shuffling around under his skin, his cheekbones rised *CRACK*, the cartilage on his nose poked out, his lips became plump, the entire structure of his face aggressively changing, and towards the end of the burp, his hair started to grow and lengthen, shifting from a brown to a shiny blonde, growing past his shoulders and down the length of his back. As Arthur rested after that last one, he now had the body of a woman. He rubbed his belly, soothing it, as he commented in his now fully female voice, "FUCK! This is some of the best beer I've ever drank in my life, my body feel so loose, so young, so strong!" Arthur rushed over to his phone, his unreasonably thick and heavy ass churning and sloshing the fat inside of it loudly, as he picked it up and called up Marie, "Marie! Oh mein Gott, dieses Bier war verdammt unglaublich!" ("Marie! Oh my god this beer was fucking incredible!") The man-woman spoke German seamlessly, despite his grade of a C in his german class in high school.

He heard a snicker over the line, the beautiful blonde responding, "Ja, hört sich an, als hättest du es probiert." ("Yep, sounds like you've tasted it.")

"Can I have more?! Fuck I'll pay anything else I need to, I've already drank four and I can't wait for my next case!" ("Kann ich mehr haben?! Scheiße, ich bezahle alles, was ich sonst noch brauche. Ich habe bereits vier getrunken und kann meinen nächsten Fall kaum erwarten!")

"Sure, just wire over the money and I'll send you as much as you want, thirty-five dollars per case." ("Sicher, überweisen Sie einfach das Geld und ich schicke Ihnen so viel, wie Sie wollen, fünfunddreißig Dollar pro Fall.")

"Deal!" Arthur said, hanging up, before looking at the case again and yanking one out. He popped it open with his teeth and raised it over his head, letting it all fall into his mouth like a waterfall, greedily drinking down ever drop, before taking it all in with a hefty swallow and dropping the bottle, his body did it's grumbling as it got even louder, and louder, this might be the biggest one yet, as he clenched his fists and leaned his head forward as it twitched and shook violently, the air pressure building and building before *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP* The burp was so strong and loud that it nearly shook his entire apartment, Arthur planted his feet into the ground as his ass gurgled and *BOOOOMPF*grew even thicker and larger, the burp still blasting out of his mouth as his tits gurgled on another cup size *gsh* *gsh* *gsh* *gsh* before*SSSSLLLUUUUUUURPPPPPP* and Arthur's penis pulled back and retracted into his body during the thunderous blast of gas, as his crotch twisted and churned, as he formed a pair of ovaries and wet, functional vaginal canal, groaning and moaning, and at the tail of the burp, gushed out a bit of nut, as Adalie fell down to her knees in euphoria, orgasming after that last burp. Adalie wiped a bit of drool off of her sweet lips as she struggled to stand, staggering around with the weight of her chunky bulbous butt, her thighs grinding against each other, her breasts sensitive under her shirt, as she walked over to the still-almost-full beer case and smiled, speaking sensually in her new voice, "Oh, this is going to be a fun night." Adalie spoke in her German accent. She swayed her head a little drunk as she laughed.