Okay, gather round, everybody--this is going to explain a lot.
Part of opening a Patreon is, quite often, having stretch goals to fulfill some dream endeavors on the side for extra content.
Part of the hell of having Patreon is realizing the trials and tribulations of attempting to fulfill those stretch goals.
This is the story about why there have been a decent amount of Night Mind Premieres over time on the channel, but not yet any Night Mind Originals by yours truly.
And yes, it absolutely does include Cranbersher, that Cranbersher, as crazy as it seems.