Old Timely Posts
Added 2019-06-09 16:47:50 +0000 UTCHey Patrons!
We wanted to share a few extra texts with you guys that we never got around to photoshopping. They were kind of timely, meant to run immediately after Infinity War and Endgame so we probably won't ever run them now, but hope you enjoy them! - Diana and Andrew
Set after Infinity War before Endgame
Cap: With TβChalla and Shuri gone who is going to run your country?
Okoye: Our leader is always the greatest warrior, so we shall hold a tournament to determine our next ruler.
Iron Fist: Did somebody say a mystical landβs fighting tournament to win power?
Cap: Come on man. This is clearly not a fighting tournament for a white dude from New York.
Iron Fist: Thatβs never stopped me before! Is there any rule that says the throne canβt be won by a white guy from New York?
Cap: Geez Danny youβre like the Air Bud of cultural appropriation.
After Endgame (Ant-Man and Maggie (his ex-wife)
Maggie: Scott were you snapped too? I just came back. Whereβs Cassie?
Scott: Cassie is fine, she wasnβt snapped and is 5 years older. I wasnβt snapped but I was away the whole time.
Maggie: So who raised Cassie!?
Scott: A giant ant I taught to drum.
Maggie: WHAT!?
Scott: It's fine. Cassie is a real good drummer now and time travel made me a baby for a minute.
Maggie: So how much counselling do you think we need?
Scott: Counselling? Weβre just a resurrected woman and her time travelling baby ex-husband taking over raising their suddenly teenage daughter from a giant drumming Ant β¦ oh this is bad.
