LGR - Oddware - Sexy Mouse

UT99, the original Starcraft, and Civilization (I forget which, III or IV)

Dizzy

Awesome. What games were ya'll throwing down?

Sterling Treadwell

I actually set up a LAN party in my yard via Tiki Torchlight on an internet meetup once

Dizzy

Weird how the main page doesn't work but this does!

LGR

Bit late to this, But i love how <a href="http://www.sexymouse.com/freemousepad/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.sexymouse.com/freemousepad/</a> still works, People just never get around to shutting this down

Scolithy

Video has been updated, watch it here instead! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9ULdlb63G8" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9ULdlb63G8</a>

LGR

"OK, it's detected the mouse-" *video buffer error* See?! This is why you do what the instructions tell you: the creators of this mouse were obviously clairvoyant wizards who saw the rise of youtube and knew this would happen!

You don't want to get a sunburn on the sexy mouse!!!

Ryan Manz

Ha! Glad you're appeased then

LGR

I'd like to think so :)

LGR

Venus de Milo-inspired... ha

LGR

Don't currently own any, so it's not likely at the moment!

LGR

Used multiple surfaces, the rollers inside simply didn't register at all on that PC.

LGR

Did try using the mouse with a mouse pad outside?

Oh, and I was thinking that the reason for the "Direct Sunlight" warning might have been to avoid heat buildup inside the mouse and messing things up.

Zem Hysong

First time I've donated anything on Patreon and the first video of this month is this? I'm not disappointed! Money well donated!

Luke Jemmett

Here are the offenders: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20010505093841/http://www.sexymouse.com/sm_international/mousemen.cfm" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://web.archive.org/web/20010505093841/http://www.sexymouse.com/sm_international/mousemen.cfm</a>

Michael Hogan

Framerates, how do they work :P

Alyxx the Rat

I have an eye for framerates since I spent a good portion of my gaming in the mid 2000's playing on a 120 Hz CRT monitor. ;)

Kris Asick

Sorry. ^_^;

Kris Asick

The best part about these videos is that you could literally review ANYTHING having to do with a PC and we would enjoy watching it.

Zem Hysong

Michael Hogan

Sorry to make you relive the horror!

GarbageNirvana

You forgot to bundle the review along with this mouse with a "sexy mousepad". Oh the horror, I hope they won't be discussed in a sequel review :)

shakeyourbunny

I assume they made it a non-human color to make it less creepy? But if THAT was the goal, well, why make this mouse at all since it's creepy nonetheless

LGR

Regarding the direct sunlight, I think it's like "Sexy Mouse, play now in the dark," or maybe the plastic just discolors. Speaking of color, why inhuman pinkish-purple? Like, human colors or even blue would have worked so much better (The "Blue" Mouse <- see, sells itself). Also, it's left handed 'cause it ain't right. Aaalright. I'm gonna go wash my hands and avoid contact with my mouse for the rest of the day.

Aaron Alcorn

Aw man I forgot about that creepy thing, haha.

LGR

First the bad taste Dead Island collectible and now this. What is it with people and torsos?

GarbageNirvana

Hmm try again, seems to be working here!

LGR

Hmm...the author has set this video for viewage only on Youtube - but it's not there? What kind of sexy mystery have I stumbled upon?

Michael Hogan

Please don't make me!

LGR

I guess the next Oddware video will be for the "Sexy Joystick".

Michael Hogan

Oh my, haha. Yeah, and the term "mouse gestures" too.

LGR

Fight the power, the solar power! Wind all the way, or possibly hydroelectric!

LGR

Kind of gives the term "tap that" a more literally meaning.

PushingUpRoses

"Do not use in direct sunlight..." I'm with you Clint. Fight The Power!

Christian Doyle

Thank you, it's a thing I definitely put some effort into pulling off :)

LGR

Only Clint could have pulled that off. I don't know anyone else who would have taken the classy route with something like that. That's something I have always liked about you. You don't feel the need to work blue. You get your innuendo in, but in a humorous way.

Matt Cain

Quake 1 Deathmatch! Let's do it!

Zem Hysong

Aye, amputated/decapitated torsos just aren't my thing!

LGR

Ooh, could even run an LGR Tiki Torchlight Tournament with some old school FPS's or something

LGR

Oh dear, my apologies for using such an ignorant term :P

LGR

Heh, living someone else's dream Inception-style perhaps

LGR

My job here is done.

LGR

Would make a lot of sense!

LGR

Three cheers for burgers and boobs in the correct location!

LGR

These kind of peripherals don't surprise me... yet they continually surprise me!

LGR

Dude, I thought it was just me thinking that when I was editing the footage D:

LGR

Your stank-face on the title card was perfect. And you poor soul, you sounded so awkward talking about it... I don't blame ya though considering the product. >.>

Lindsay Michelle

Very very odd. I imagine direct sunlight will either severely fade that awesome bright pink, break down the plastic or possibly interact with the plastic and release harmful chemicals into your hand, causing cancer. SO go check yer right hand and maybe..wash it. Very kool video and love the puns. :) and the porch video. Since you have privacy on your soundless mountain, you should try doing a few video's on the porch by tiki torchlight or something. PC screen would show up nicely and always good for mood.

Sterling Treadwell

Hey dude, im into janator cats, dont judge :c Also they prefer to be referred to as "custodian cats"

Now you just need one of those nice hentai boob mouse pads to go along with this. Then you can be living the dream my friend.. living the dream.

Well that was indeed quite odd!

Hardts

Probably got to do with the colour of the plastic. If too much light is present inside the mouse, the optical encoders wont work properly or at all.

RetroSwim

Thank you for bringing that to my attention. Now I can't unsee it.

Alyxx the Rat

I prefer my tits on my chest, not on my mouse... wow that sounds weird to say. Oddware indeed! Oh and you get a free burger for playing Slave Zero, that game rocks. Seriously.

Alyxx the Rat

That was kinda weird... not the mouse (because that was BEYOND weird) but during the final part with the gameplay on your monitor and the live action of you playing, I'd swear the gameplay was showing up in the video at 60 FPS while real life was showing up at 30 FPS. :o

Kris Asick

Yeah, it was usually hanging near other sexual gag gifts like the sex pills that were actually bad tasting jelly beans and books that let me know that I was either over the hill or really hate my (non-existent) mother in law.

cherokia666

Wow, Slave Zero was released on GOG? brb, need to buy it. I stumbled across game couple of years ago, but never get to finishing it. I freaking love giant robots, there are never enough games about mecha! And those mouses, I recall seeing something like that as a kid in my hometown deep in Syberia. They were pretty common. In fact there are some similar mouses being sold right now in local shops as well, aside from girl shaped, there are more "sane" like hellokitty/heart/car/aircraft-shaped variants. Ugh.

ksen

Ah, so they WERE sold at Spencer's? I only assumed it would've been.

LGR

I've been meaning to buy one of these ever since i first saw them at a local Spenser's Gifts when I was a teenager.

cherokia666

Those UV rays were a true risk.

LGR

Clint you goddamned daredevil. You could've burst into flames or something! You gotta slow down on the risk-taking D:

Wynne Gariepy

Keep watching and I'll keep making :D

LGR

Love the Oddware videos, keep em coming!

Randy Carcrash