MHA Earworm

For the Shiggles…Shizz n Giggles. Or S1 Shigaraki Fans. Idk how they identify. I don’t own these characters. This is just funny to me.

Fanboy Shigaraki, USJ encounter alternate take

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Shigaraki: We are the League of Villains, and we are here for All Might! To kill him!

Eraserhead: Okay. Counter argument—

Shigaraki: *dramatic gasp* Eraserhead?! No one told me you taught at U.A.! I'm such a huge fan!

Eraserhead: …Yeah. I do. This is my class of Hero Students.

Shigaraki: Oh so they're only partially taught by All Might. That means they'll be okay heroes then. Oh, hey! And our spy is in your class, too?! Hey Beam Boy, how ya doing?!

Aoyama: *nervously laughs as the class turns to stare at him* Um…Bon qua?

Eraserhead: …Okay, that answers several questions and raises so many more. What will it take for you to surrender?

Shigaraki: Can I get you to sign my …well not that one. Hate that one—Er, Can you sign something for me?

Eraserhead: *sighs* Sure, any chance you could have warpface there relocate your army? Preferably into holding cells or Tartarus.

Shigaraki: You heard him, Kurogiri.

Kurogiri: Yes, Tomura-sama *warps the villains*

Shigaraki: *holds arms out* Okay! Anything else?

Eraserhead: *slaps quirk dampener cuffs on him courtesy of Thirteen* Nope. You're under arrest.

Shigaraki: *in a daze* I'm being arrested by Eraserhead…*Zoidberg voice* What an honor!

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All For One, Thwarted

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AfO: I can't help but feel that allowing my adopted apprentice gain respect for the Underground Heroes might have been a mistake…Doctor, how's the backup plan looking?

Doctor: Backup plan?

AfO: My biological son from that vacation I took sixteen years ago. He was Quirkless and I could easily mold him into hating heroes later?

Doctor: You..Procreated.

AfO: I’m just as disgusted with myself as you are. Anyway, how is he? You saw him last as his quirk counselor.

Doctor: ..Er, remind me of his features?

AfO: He took more after his mother. Green hair, green eyes. Short…I think?

Doctor: *stares blankly*

AfO: *sighs* He and his mother can cry enough tears to drown a large city.

Doctor: Ah, yes! Let me check the security records on that household. ..Knew there was a reason I didn’t delete those..

–One Hour Later…–

Doctor: Good News and Bad News master.

AfO: Alright, bad news first, I know how this goes.

Doctor: Your son is still an All Might fanboy

AfO: *groans* You’re kidding! Why? He's so LAME! And-and do-goody!

Doctor: I understand, sir. It’s just vile how beloved that oaf is by the masses

AfO: Ugh, at least I can fix that. What's the good news?

Doctor: He's meeting Shigaraki right now! Apparently he got accepted into U-A after he obtained All Might's Quirk!

AfO: *stares* …pretty sure that's not good news. Considering it defeats the purpose of leaving him Quirkless.

Doctor: Ah. Right. *blinks* B-b-but at least your brother's Quirk is back in the family!

AfO: …Shrewd counter argument. You may live another decade for now.

Doctor: Your benevolence knows no limits, my master.

AfO: Ah, appeasing my pride! Very shrewd. Anyway, let’s break into U.A. and recover my Brother’s Quirk!

Doctor: You mean your son?

AfO: *waves hand* Same difference, really.

–LATER–

AfO: *opens vault door, tossed body in* All right Izuku, in ya go. I will not make the same mistake I did with my brother.

Izuku: Oof! Ow! Dad why did you–?!

AfO: *sighs and leans on Vault Door* Izuku, do you talk back to your mother like this? I told you to behave. If you don’t behave, I’ll have to kill you and start all over again.

Izuku: *hesitates then smirks* but father, I'm your only son. Have you ever considered the possibility of…Grandchildren?

AfO: *Pauses and crosses his arms* Why is there an emphasis on 'Grand' in that word and why do I suddenly feel like I'm about to win and lose at the same time?

Izuku: Tell me, Father, what do you know about family lineages and Quirk development?

AfO: Admittedly? Not as much as I probably should. Is there a correlation?

Izuku: *cracks neck from one side to the next and pulls a notebook out* You may want a chair.