UPDATE - APRIL FOOLS!
Added 2025-04-01 07:00:13 +0000 UTCPlease ignore everything written below - your real April pin-up will be posted shortly! 🤡
This was fun though, so I may bring ol' Bluehair back in her own strip ;)
Totty x
Hello there,
A new month brings a brand new direction for Totty. I've received a lot of criticism regarding my comics and pin-ups - I've been accused of objectifying the female form and encouraging the male gaze.
In an attempt to placate these critics and attract more female followers, from this day forward I'll be covering up. To show solidarity with my feminist comrades, I've dyed my hair blue and I'll no longer be wearing makeup. I've also started a new vegan high-carb diet regime designed to pile on the pounds. The last thing I want to do is have fun and make myself attractive to the opposite sex.
With all this in mind, here is your calendar pin-up for April. This month brings rain clouds and showers, symbolic of the oppressive patriarchy that dominates all our lives, bringing with it deep puddles of misogynistic misery.
Moving forward, I'll be posting less photos and comics on Patreon - these will be replaced with 3,000 word essays about my First World problems. I hope you'll join me as I embark upon this brave journey of personal growth. I'm so excited. I'm literally shaking with emotion.
Totty (no kiss)
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2025-05-15 09:38:27 +0000 UTCIll never forget you Georgy 💘
Benjamin Ghazi
2025-04-25 20:47:15 +0000 UTCNgl, blue hair looks good on you
genaro morales
2025-04-01 18:22:14 +0000 UTC🤣
Keef
2025-04-01 17:40:29 +0000 UTCPrinted and framed 🫡 ma'am !
EricWaffles
2025-04-01 13:06:40 +0000 UTCBrilliant 😂😂
Jonathan Coulton
2025-04-01 12:44:24 +0000 UTCApril fools!
Mike
2025-04-01 10:44:55 +0000 UTC"(no kiss)" this stung more than a hive of crazed bees 😔💔
Daniel Guadalupe
2025-04-01 10:43:54 +0000 UTCStill looks hot lol
squash wattage
2025-04-01 10:16:51 +0000 UTCYESSSSSS
Totty
2025-04-01 08:38:22 +0000 UTCWatch this space ;)
Totty
2025-04-01 08:38:09 +0000 UTCSorry David! x
Totty
2025-04-01 08:37:37 +0000 UTCI think it would be a big step toward female empowerment if you now took off everything except the green hair. I'll happily gaze in solidarity.
chris
2025-04-01 07:45:04 +0000 UTCNo kiss???? That's too far
David Gaynor
2025-04-01 07:31:16 +0000 UTCNOOOOOO
Get A Job.
2025-04-01 07:11:14 +0000 UTC🥲
gorizark
2025-04-01 07:09:41 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie I'm still attracted to her
Kristian Lopez-Reyes
2025-04-01 07:06:03 +0000 UTCNo sign off kiss, already heartbroken and I've only just got up
Itzsasyeagle
2025-04-01 07:05:43 +0000 UTCA minute in and I’ve already been fooled
Austin Servin
2025-04-01 07:03:41 +0000 UTCHappy april fools totty 🫡
Dr.Genesect
2025-04-01 07:02:14 +0000 UTC
