Dear Totty... UPDATED!
Added 2025-02-07 18:00:13 +0000 UTCThank you so much for sending in your questions and queries! I’m currently gathering all the info, getting my thinking cap on, and preparing my hopefully helpful replies. I'll respond soon with all the answers you didn’t know you needed :)
Tots x
Dear Patron,
'Dear Totty' will be a regular page in my new comic. I'm here to solve all life's little conundrums, from "Should I text my ex?" to "How do I stop my rubber plant dying?" No problem is too small, too silly, or too embarrassing.
Send in your questions, dilemmas, or thoughts on whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler: it doesn't). I'm here to offer guidance, laughs, and possibly a touch of wisdom.
Please keep things light and funny, (I'm clearly not a qualified therapist - I can't even find a skirt that fits) and send me your question as a private message. I'll choose my favourites and feature them, along with my replies in a forthcoming comic.
Thank you!
Totty x
Comments
Dear Totty, should I get 2 helix piercings or should I get a small tattoo
Derek
2025-02-09 06:23:42 +0000 UTCFunny how you mention ex i was thinking about messaging them rn
Austin Servin
2025-02-08 22:43:08 +0000 UTCI'm down to my last $100, do I take it to roulette or blackjack?
Daniel Guadalupe
2025-02-08 03:05:34 +0000 UTCShould I give totty my life savings???
Get A Job.
2025-02-07 23:02:22 +0000 UTCActually yeah should i text my ex?
Nako
2025-02-07 21:06:09 +0000 UTCPerfect
Gustavo Penachio
2025-02-07 20:58:26 +0000 UTCTotty the sexy therapist😍😍😍
Kristian Lopez-Reyes
2025-02-07 19:54:50 +0000 UTCDear totty: why do they calls earthquakes on mars earthquakes? Shouldn't they be called mars quakes?
squash wattage
2025-02-07 18:22:23 +0000 UTCDear totty: wearing a sweater at home makes me too warm, but when I take it off, I get cold! How can I resolve this?
Benjamin Armstrong
2025-02-07 18:19:04 +0000 UTCWhoa 🔥🔥🔥
Jonathan Coulton
2025-02-07 18:03:49 +0000 UTCOML the curves 🙏😩
Azazel
2025-02-07 18:01:56 +0000 UTC
