0075 — Outtakes and edits from “Cursed Blues Name Generator”
Added 2024-07-26 19:00:06 +0000 UTCSince the answer wasn't profoundly important, I used ChatGPT to answer a question about cocaine usage. It occurs to me that it may seem cute how little I know about cocaine usage. I can own this. My experience with the substance, at least to my knowledge, is limited to the following instances:
1. A bachelor party where a fellow on cocaine cornered me for three hours and talked about his crazy ex-girlfriend, one of whose eccentricities was to eat popcorn and then, several hours later, demand that he perform sex in her rear end. He was profoundly talented at keeping you from either speaking or finding that one slight pause where you might excuse yourself from the conversation. It was almost demonic how good he was at this.
2. I was once at an older man's retirement party, in a private room at a large Milwaukee restaurant named Crawdaddy's. The manager in charge of the room knew another fellow in the room, because they had met at NA meetings. The manager's eyes darted restlessly around the crowd, even while talking with you; his eyes were ravenous for information about the present. If you interacted with him, he would hold eye contact for exactly one second, before his eyes began tearing the room apart for fresher information.
Comments
That vehicle reminds me of Pat's Skitter-cart, which was described in one of the zines.
J Hardy Carroll
2024-08-02 17:55:48 +0000 UTCWhatever you do, don't be the only weed-stoned person at a gathering of people amped up on coke. The vibe differential between their frenetic conversational pace and your herb-mellowed brain will give you social whiplash. And they won't stop asking if you're having a good time like every 10 seconds, which makes you really NOT have a good time. 0/10 do not recommend.
2scrogz
2024-07-31 19:14:16 +0000 UTCA stripper friend of a friend at a bar once thought I had just done coke in the bathroom apparently because of my behavior and she “can always tell who is on coke,” but I’m just incredibly nervous and had a sinus infection. Never done the stuff.
Jeff Holt
2024-07-29 20:42:40 +0000 UTCApparently they were fast as all fuck.
Nicholas Williams
2024-07-28 01:59:53 +0000 UTCSo take a listen to old Sticky Liver Hopkins about being among cocaine users when you are not. An effective way to disengage yourself from "speed talk" is to quickly raise your hand to hush them while at the same time saying "What was that?" then darting your eyes around the room for a count of two one thousands and saying more urgently "Did you hear that?" Don't speak again just walk away quickly in any direction.
C C
2024-07-26 21:44:31 +0000 UTCIf you are among cocaine doers, you need to carry a stick with which to beat their tongues to death. Advice from Boney Eyes Thompkins. Plus that Helica is sick.
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2024-07-26 19:59:47 +0000 UTCSo we know you would have been some kind of Sticky King under this system, Chris, which I assume is why you ditched it.
Oppido
2024-07-26 19:26:32 +0000 UTC
