0075 - Generate Your Cursed Blues Name! (Intermission Strip)
Added 2024-07-26 17:00:07 +0000 UTC(Clippings from this strip publish at noon in the In-Universe and Author's tiers!)
Please join us as we pause from the current storyline to enjoy a playful, old-school type of strip that we haven't seen in a while! (I thought it would be more fun if everybody had their own Cursed Blues Name as they read along to the rest of the arc.)
Report your CBN in the comments, if you got a good one!
If you don't prefer this method of generating your Cursed Blues Name, you may always follow the simpler, classic formula of Infirmity + Item From Produce Department + Common Last Name Which Balances the Syllabic Meter.
Comments
Whoa, it's Ben! From real life!
Brian
2024-09-13 14:22:34 +0000 UTCDyscalculic Bitch-Whistle Desoto? The very same.
Daniel Stewart
2024-08-12 05:29:48 +0000 UTCI would love this as a print! Also: Harlequin icthyosis Paperbones Itawamba.
Grimlyn
2024-08-01 14:32:35 +0000 UTCLeakin' Warknuckles Grenada
Peter Griffiths
2024-07-31 09:11:47 +0000 UTCLol the entire 3rd box is just Mississippi counties
Patrick Scanlon
2024-07-29 21:14:27 +0000 UTCNacre-scalp Merkin Floss Issaquena
Jeff Holt
2024-07-29 20:40:25 +0000 UTCA member of my household desperately needs to know what CBN middle name corresponds to driving a Renault. Please advise.
Joe Elliott
2024-07-29 01:13:39 +0000 UTCI was wondering the same thing.
Joe Elliott
2024-07-29 01:11:38 +0000 UTCWhat kind of Nissan did Antonyne drive?
Duncan
2024-07-28 04:46:40 +0000 UTCNacre-scalp Back taxes Desoto? Dear Sweet Lord. Would have loved “Harrison” as (in the parlance of The South) “some of my people on my Daddy’s side” are from there, but I just can’t see myself going that way…
Jay Williams
2024-07-27 23:26:31 +0000 UTCNacre-Scalp Yellownails Alcorn. TBH, it does sound more like a 19th century badass name.
John Ashton
2024-07-27 19:20:54 +0000 UTCI can't decide if I prefer Nacre-scalp Chorus Line of Whiskey-Dicked Uncles Itawamba, or Crohn's Mushroom Bragg.
Jacquelyn R Walters
2024-07-27 16:53:17 +0000 UTCDyscalculic Leechsupper Hancock--I can only assume that some mathematical error led me into the wrong part of a standing body of water.
Douglas Wykstra
2024-07-27 03:23:55 +0000 UTCWhat if my luck is so bad that I use public transportation? Wait just saw it, duh on my part. Turns out I'm Hirsuite Hog Grenada
Andrew Gillies
2024-07-27 01:43:16 +0000 UTCNacre-Scalp Leechsupper Jones!
Josiah Martens
2024-07-27 01:42:03 +0000 UTCI don't know a lot of things. But I know my cursed blues surname is Hancock.
Paul
2024-07-27 01:40:57 +0000 UTCno, that means you gotta pick Porsche. sorry, i don't make the rules
Ian Stewart
2024-07-27 00:00:31 +0000 UTCSkin condition where a baby is born with scales instead of skin and lips and eyes inside-out and bright red. Don't Google it if you're an easily haunted person. Or at all.
Matthew Harris
2024-07-26 22:07:17 +0000 UTCDaffy Lemon Lips Humphreys. Seems appropriate for reasons I can't quite articulate. Even though it's a bit of a compromise since "MG" wasn't listed, so I went for the closest equivalent.
Matthew Harris
2024-07-26 22:04:08 +0000 UTCRaisin Brain Leechsupper Jones-Noxubee!
Young Neutrophil
2024-07-26 21:54:37 +0000 UTCDodderin' Leechsupper Hancock, or Eczematous Cherry McGee
Travis O.
2024-07-26 21:31:46 +0000 UTCJolly Hog Clay, this is perhaps my proudest moment. I feel the blues in my my banjo stealing soul. *I'm using my middle name to make this the best it could possibly be. Otherwise it would be Strabismic Hog Clay, which wouldn't be too bad either.
C C
2024-07-26 21:26:04 +0000 UTCPoor V02 Max: It's like being poor, but worse!
Ed C.
2024-07-26 21:09:55 +0000 UTCNacre-Scalp Pickle DeSoto
Jose Garcia
2024-07-26 20:29:20 +0000 UTCMiz Nacre-scalp Leechsupper Carroll. Ooooweee! Shave 'em dry baby! Ma Rainey who?
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2024-07-26 19:50:03 +0000 UTCGetting “dyscalculic” as my first result when I actually am that took a bit of the savor out of this one for me
Dan Ford
2024-07-26 19:47:55 +0000 UTCHarlequin Ichthyosis Whimpergasm Benton - I don't know what Ichthyosis means
Kevin VanEvery
2024-07-26 19:45:46 +0000 UTCThe fact that all of these are Mississippi counties/towns I have driven through has me sent.
Tobias Sumrall
2024-07-26 19:34:21 +0000 UTCStrabismic Tabasco Bladder Bolivar, they shame me for my hot sauce habits but they're still jealous that I'm the only one pissin' blood
Chris Daniels
2024-07-26 19:24:23 +0000 UTCIt's definitely in "Hermish Glockensmermer Ippy" territory.
Oppido
2024-07-26 19:21:27 +0000 UTCI'm here for the afterlife battle between the Petro-Jones and the Solvent Jones clans.
Oppido
2024-07-26 19:16:25 +0000 UTCSo does Lyle die in prison of his mouth or his toes?
Omnithea
2024-07-26 19:16:07 +0000 UTCNacre-scalp Leechsupper Jackson, reporting for duty
Spyguitar
2024-07-26 19:16:00 +0000 UTCNacre-scalp Leechsupper Jones
Jonathan
2024-07-26 19:14:30 +0000 UTCLeakin' Hog Jones seems... suspiciously personal.
Phineas Jones
2024-07-26 19:14:17 +0000 UTCCyanotic Paperbones Newton. It don't lend itself to album covers.
Omnithea
2024-07-26 19:13:41 +0000 UTCOl’ Stumblin’ Paperbones Hancock, reporting for BLUES DUTY.
Nicholas Williams
2024-07-26 19:11:48 +0000 UTCDodderin’ Lust Knuckle Holmes, here for as long as you can separate me from my ham sandwich.
Tommy Wingo
2024-07-26 19:09:13 +0000 UTCI've never been happier to own a Honda
Ryan Boyle
2024-07-26 18:58:42 +0000 UTCI vote we all use "Stumblin" as our proper first name in every case. Also, I love the non-sequitur comics the best, Chris. I remember the first two years when you would just throw all kinds of whack shit to the wall. Much genius came from this approach, and still does.
J Hardy Carroll
2024-07-26 18:32:47 +0000 UTCMangy Hog Forrest, which is less a Blues name than something you see printed on a map that contains a lot of words like "Turnpike" and "Knacker's yard" and "No thoroughfare for strangers after sundown"
Ste & Danni JM
2024-07-26 18:27:28 +0000 UTCMangy Hog Choctaw
Shawn Warren
2024-07-26 18:25:55 +0000 UTCBlubbering Hog Desoto
Thomas Ellis
2024-07-26 18:24:49 +0000 UTCgonna legally change my name to Zachary and buy a Porsche
Sedric And Charlie
2024-07-26 18:24:33 +0000 UTCMangy Paperbones Desoto.
Distant Egg Song
2024-07-26 18:24:26 +0000 UTCMangy Hog Covington
Kewkoh
2024-07-26 18:13:44 +0000 UTCJolly Paperbones ELECTROCUTION CONT
Bungus Bronbo
2024-07-26 17:57:17 +0000 UTCStrabismic Leechsupper Franklin
bootblacking
2024-07-26 17:47:51 +0000 UTCBut what if I drive a Yugo?
Nick De Cesare
2024-07-26 17:31:33 +0000 UTCMy automobile make is not listed (Because European) but two of the same group are, so does that mean I get to pick either one?
Smoke
2024-07-26 17:21:56 +0000 UTCIt is I, Stumblin' Paperbones Jackson
Stavro
2024-07-26 17:19:11 +0000 UTCOh it says that they are, in the strip. The "text" as it were. I'm dumb for readin'
Stavro
2024-07-26 17:18:40 +0000 UTCAre the last names just Mississippi counties? Because that rules if so, or if not tbh
Stavro
2024-07-26 17:17:33 +0000 UTCDaffy Warknuckles Carroll
Ismini Roller
2024-07-26 17:17:11 +0000 UTCAbandoned in Space Whimpergasm Jones....
zoë hayden
2024-07-26 17:15:47 +0000 UTCRustmouth drove...a Nissan?
Dual Chort
2024-07-26 17:13:57 +0000 UTCCyanotic Chorus Line of Whiskey-Dicked Uncles Harrison if that isn't the worst I'll eat my hat
B.R. Yeager
2024-07-26 17:13:39 +0000 UTCWinkleplagued Whimpergasm Grenada at your service, yessir
Ian Stewart
2024-07-26 17:13:16 +0000 UTCNobody register CyanoticChorusLineOfWhiskey-DickedUnclesCalhoun.com it's mine! Mine!
Brian Sutton
2024-07-26 17:13:04 +0000 UTCAmazing
Ray
2024-07-26 17:11:32 +0000 UTCHirsute Tabasco Bladder Hinds Shit man it’s like you have me under surveillance
Aaron J. Rushton
2024-07-26 17:11:31 +0000 UTCBoiled Box Nerd Holmes 🤘
Yelahneb Unicornucopiax
2024-07-26 17:09:54 +0000 UTCNacre-scalp Leechsupper Greene Real look into my soul, that.
Josh Egbert
2024-07-26 17:08:29 +0000 UTC
