This is blasphemous and heretical beyond reason, I should be shot for reading this and you will be burned for making it.....Don't stop its fucking hilarious
Toaster Violation
2021-07-21 14:11:27 +0000 UTC
"Awwwww~ How cute, they're getting along."
*Loads bolt pistol and whistles over nearby guardsman*
"Okay, you wanna start your commissar training? Go Doge Vandire those two.....No, not their feet, guardsman."