The best time I’ve had watching this movie. Wildly accurate commentary
BLOW! THE! DOME!
Zombie
2026-02-02 03:39:43 +0000 UTC
Also I dont think there was one level shot in this entire movie, it was all Dutch angles
Owen Kosik
2026-02-01 03:22:20 +0000 UTC
This movie was so much worse than I expected. 2 hours long is a war crime. I didnt pay for this and I still want my money back.
Owen Kosik
2026-02-01 00:03:16 +0000 UTC
just Wow--the worst film ever made, cant wait to see if Maple and Arianna enjoy it.
food for thought: L. Ron Hubbard, the Founder of Scientology, once bragged to Harlan Ellison (one off EC writer) he would get rich creating a religion because writing science fiction just wasn't cutting it. he did, its called scientology, based off his book "Dianetics"
Chris Bruneau
2026-01-31 22:41:58 +0000 UTC
They are close, at least The Happening you could laugh at
Bany
2026-01-31 20:24:34 +0000 UTC
I think this is actually worse than The Happening.
Athasin
2026-01-31 20:10:33 +0000 UTC
This movie is highly regarded by the internet as the worst film of all time, John Travolta spent years trying to get studios to finance this and all of them said no until Franchise Pictures said yes and after this movie bombed really hard it caused Franchise Pictures to file for bankruptcy.
LightsCameron Reaction
2026-01-31 18:54:03 +0000 UTC
I hate that I was right about this LOL. (See Stand by Me comments lol)
What this is? Well what this is, is a movie that when John Travolta was at the height of his powers wanted to make a movie that was based on L. Ron Hubbards book of the same name, the cult leader of Scientology which John Travolta was apart of. Seemingly he has left since the death of his wife.
I think the key for any writer is to stop cringing at your own work. Just write and put it out there. The key to being a great writer is to accept feedback and get better. I say this because I cant wait for Maple and Arianna to write a book.
Man animal? Manimal is right there....
Its crazy that Birdemic had a more cohesive story line than this
Bany
2026-01-31 18:49:02 +0000 UTC
"Some movies run off the rails. This one is like the train crash in “The Fugitive.” I watched it in mounting gloom, realizing I was witnessing something historic, a film that for decades to come will be the punch line of jokes about bad movies. There is a moment here when the Psychlos’ entire planet (home office and all) is blown to smithereens, without the slightest impact on any member of the audience (or, for that matter, the cast). If the film had been destroyed in a similar cataclysm, there might have been a standing ovation."
- Roger Ebert, May 12, 2000