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October Episode One - Salem's Lot (2024)

It rises again! A remake of a remake of a remake of an adaptation! Tune in to hear us take a bite (folks) outta Salem's Lot 2024!

Also, apologies for the slight audio issue on Joe's mic. There was a mean reverb in the apartment he was recording in.

Comments

Wait. Joe moved to Austin?!

Lili Colaku

The very definition of a mediocre movie.

Larkin Hill

Pat’s dating troubles have to be mostly a problem of location *coughs loudly then says los Angeles*

Msmaynaise

The movie had the production quality of true crime series re-enactments, minimum effort and acting just to move the story along between talking heads analysis. It felt like a vampire expert interview could be inserted at any moment. “The Christian cross as part the folklore symbolizes…”

Chew Toy McCoy

A Return to Salem’s Lot has gotta be one of the most insane movies ever made. There’s absolutely no connective tissue to the original. It’s just a town controlled by vampires. But it has a lot of fun with that premise. Currently on Max!

Lucas Doyle

Have either of you checked out the new Netflix Vince McMahon documentary? It’s a great doc. I’m endlessly fascinated by that dude and his insanity and lust for power (and women). If I’m not mistaken, I think I remember you guys saying you have many pro wrestler friends? Anyway, I’d love to hear you guys review that one and hear your takes on it

Raffi N

I’m currently reading Salem’s lot so I gotta wait till I finish to listen to the review portion. Did see a clip of the vampire in this though and boy does it look crumby

KT1000

Pat, put some respect on Big Justice’s name. Also if you need a pick me up ever, go read the comments on that father/son duo’s YouTube page.

Don’t worry Alec, it’s unloaded

Great ep. Pat I think leaving Hollywood and its whacked out values and people would be something positive to consider!

Raffi N

Pat, this is fucking crazy, but I listened to an oldie WSYIH about your story of a guy singing the “Louie theme song” and Joe informing you it was a real song. I also heard you watched Zodiac every night for a while. The fucking “Brother Louie” song plays when Gyllenhaal goes to Downey Jrs boat. Just a crazy tidbit from a crazy person who’s crazy about this pod, and probably shouldn’t be reading into this much shit, but I’m reading Robert Graysmith’s book and everything is falling into place including this pod….and oh my god Pat Walsh is the Zodiac….

Nick Gonzalez

I also thought of the same Pike from Star Trek hahaha glad i’m not the only one

Kayla Fulp

My god. Still, you haven't topped your mother/daughter Sports Clips story. There's something to look forward to.

Shmattys Smallsh

Her body really didn't need that one drink.

Dirk Overton

Please can y’all cover MaXXXine?

Sienzo

Joe is right Pat, don’t allow a random person’s craziness to intrude on your sanity. Look at a dating app date as material to get a great story out of and you will never be disappointed again.

W C

I am genuinely perplexed by how many adaptations / re-adaptation of well regarded IP end up seeming ill considered & / sloppily executed. Is it because the powers that be are not worried about “ruining” a valuable property, since it can always be recycled in a short timeframe?

Canadian Day Player

I. Couldn't. Agree. More.

Mat

Ngl, if Pat's therapy session podcast was a thing, I'd totally subscribe on Patreon. Do I smell a spin-off where celebrity guests give dating advice to the Walsh?!?

Mat

Hey I work across the street from the NJ stress factory!

Lee Ellis

Please do not hate on the chicken bake. For all the stoners/costco members out there, those things are the shit

Lee Ellis

Ha ha ha you fool…made me do a spit take 😂

Rebecca

I watched the new Salem's Lot drunk out of my mind and had a good time. But the liquor might have tainted my experience. Also, Pat's dating tales make me want to go full Travis Bickle.

Clinton Davis

Joe you’re 100% right: the fans love some life talk. Always, AL-WAYS, a welcome part of the show in lieu of going straight to the movie corner. Love yas

Richard Howenstein

Damnit, Joe! I feel like Pat had more to say about his date. Did he return the phones to her?? Did she end up accusing him of making her sick?? Were there more text messages between them?! The story ended on a cliffhanger.

Jay Miller

Hey can’t argue with those points about the movie, HOWEVER! P.O.D. wrote “BOOM aka here comes the boom”, while Saliva did the song “CLICK, CLICK, BOOM”. HA! You FOOL Patrick! How could you mix those two up?! Educate yourself about terrible early 2000s nu-metal buddy otherwise we’re not going to that Godsmack concert together

Will Pottorff

Pat’s dating stories are so insane.

Jay Miller

You guys have been on a run of picking some terrible movies to review. There are some really good newer ones worth taking about. Cuckoo, Strange Darling, Oddity, Substance, new V/H/S.

Ricky Coogan

Pat should’ve given her a denim jacket with copious amounts of dry seamen on it

Marko

I can’t believe you’re having to explain time management and scheduling to this yoga woman. Like she’s four.

Amanda

I picked the wrong night to stop sniffing glue

Rebecca

As soon as I heard “here comes the boom,” I knew the story was going to end with a father allegedly abusing his son.

Edmond Aggabao

Pats stumbled into one of those wanderlust communes

Matt Garcia

Sleeping with a girl in an open relationship seems like a great way to get murdered by her jealous boyfriend.

Kerouac

Pat..Pat..Holy shit dude. I totally wanna see what you've been working on writing wise, but you may have one of the best real life dating story shows ever. Do it like Drunk History where other people act out your dates. I'd watch that in a heartbeat.

Bob Uzaka

Oh, been waiting to hear this one. Oof.

John Wolf


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