January Jubilee (Must Read!)

GREETINGS BROTHER!

Glory to the Holy Selectian Empire!

I’ve got an opportunity I wanted to throw your way, but first!

HIGHLIGHT REEL (Athletic)

• “Calling Me Bud” short funky song, as well as grand reveal of the SERAPHIM WHITE SUIT, with BLACK BOWTIE and CARAMEL SHADES combo (VS 2.0)
• “The Greatest YouTuber Collab Ever” visual masterpiece, featuring the JREG. The highest fidelity VS VIDEO so far. Thank you for all the replays, and rewinds! It’s a deft strike against the wretched algorithm. JREG is as kind and funny as he is unhinged, and I love him for it. Fingers crossed for future displays of brotherly endeavor.
• “Fashion Select” new Winter Merchandise Collection (ASCENDANCE 2023) … Looking forward to summoning the swankiest of styles for the highest of rank 🫡🌹 I’ve introduced “The Immortal One” and have 3 more designs to debut before we plunge into the mirthful hats, mugs, stickers and more of Tobias Boydads General Store! ☕️⚔️ Till then, Use code FIRST on The Immortal One design for 20% off! https://represent.com/store/studio-select
• “Stream Select” kicked off spring training, a blast hanging with the folks, and coach had my ass for not hitting 25 killerinos… And Good News the inaugural DND session (pushed due to legal concerns) will be premiered this upcoming Wednesday! (WotC have renounced their wicked ways)

NOW FOR THE GOOD STUFF

BASTARD RACER (11 minute series of 6 episodes) kicks off production this February, and I want you to be in it!

I’m creating this series using my own SPECIAL BRAND of PNG-ANIMATION (like a perfected version of https://youtu.be/uvUX5cW5yws)

If you’re interested in being involved, send me an email with the subject line: “Bastard Racer (Gold)” to maxrenner@valueselect.net and I will reply with a style guide the second week of February! (No Green Screen Required!)

The basic idea: This pilot episode is an expanded version of the original Bastard Racer episode (the divorce being his fault) and you’d be taking part in a BRAND NEW SCENE that involves a Dr. Phil type audience 👀

A super simple segment, made more fun by the power of brotherhood.

WE CAN’T STOP WINNING!

See you this Friday with a new release my brothers!

Love & Respect,

Value Select 🌹