Value Select's: Nationwide Tour! (2022)

Brothers!

If I could have a moment of your time:

For those who could not make the SAN FRANCISCO SHOW!

We've been GREENLIT for a NATIONWIDE TOUR.

VALUE SELECT // REAL GOOD TOURING!

An ultimate THEATRICAL EXPERIENCE, never before seen on this FLAT EARTH!

I'm talking CLASSIC HITS married with a FANTASTICAL NARRATIVE, featuring a funky LIVE BAND, and a troupe of COMEDIC ACTORS.

CONCERT meets MUSICAL meets SKETCH SHOW meets VALUE SELECT.

The SCRIPT is TIGHT, the COSTUMES are NICE, and we've got a GIANT PROJECTOR SCREEN to display VISUAL EFFECTS.

TICKETS will be available soon, with VIP PACKAGES for the Ascendant Man.

TOUR ONLY MERCHANDISE will be featuring the (completed) design above!

Now for the ADMISSION.

We're looking at around $15-$25 a ticket.

The profit will support our 11 PERSON CREW, with the remainder being reinvested into the show!

AS IT SHOULD!

AN INCREDIBLE MOMENT! A BLESS'D CHANCE! WE SHALL RISE!

Apologies for the current CHANNEL QUIET.

You must know, the SELECTIAN WORK ETHIC has been directed toward this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

And for the most part, I've been going it alone! 

I landed the deal, wrote the show, blocked the performance, organized the 7 person rehearsals, acquired the props/costumes, designed the stage layout, and budgeted the conquest SOLO BOLO STYLE!

Otherwise, I am fortunate to have RGT managing the tour (they're booking the venues, vans, hotels). [Plus I got to meet with Arin Hanson!]

A NOBLE QUEST! 

And there's still so much to be done! (I still gotta craft that SELECTIAN A.V.!)

DAUNTING!

BUT THE MECHANISM IS IN MOTION! AND THE MACHINE IS PURE!

Everything should be SHOW READY by MID-OCTOBER.

We will be filming the FINAL SHOW, along with TOUR BTS for the creation of a SACRED COMEDY SPECIAL (Patreon Exclusive!)

Also, JAZZ EMU, the FUNK KING from GREAT BRITAIN will be traveling with us as the OPENER!

WE'RE LIVING IN THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE WORLDS!

Honored to have you alongside me for this journey.

These past 4 years have seen us go from the STONE AGE (Hit Me With Your Car, You Can Do Anything, Send This To Your Ex), to the GOLDEN AGE (Fish Hunt, Gun Violence Is Never The Answer, The Richest Man in the World), to the PLATINUM AGE (Send This to a Fellow King, First Date First Question, Marry My Dad), to the DARK AGE. (Clutch Anthem, Awkward Memories, and MORE TO COME!)

The San Francisco show sold out in 24 hours!

If this tour goes well, we'll venture OVERSEAS, and eventually the EDINBURGH FRINGE (I seek the previously-known-as Perrier Award)

DISTANT FUTURE predicts OPERA HOUSES with a HIGH SELECTIAN THEATER!

Or maybe a television sitcom!

Or maybe my unexpected death!

This is the best community YouTube, Discord, and the World has ever known, and that is an objective fact.

I've felt our spirits rise.  I've heard the stories of hardship. I've witnessed the subsequent victories. 

This is a place of GOOD HUMOR and WEIRD VIDEO.

A GATHERING OF SELF-ACTUALIZING INDIVIDUALS.

BRIGHT EYED, AND KIND HEARTED. 

LOVERS OF LIFE, REJECTERS OF DEATH.

BROTHERS. SISTERS. STEP-FATHERS.

SPOON MEN. SPIELBERGS. BALLOONISTS.

We Ascend Together Forever. 

ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS HERE WE COME!