Bonus Credit #52 - The Video Game and Hot Dog Smell Museum

Don’t you just wish you could go back a few weeks, before all of this? Well, it’s not a solution to the problem, but here’s compelling and entertaining audio morsels from those heady days, where Ash dares to ask what a good video game award show would look like, Jaffe updates us on the latest happenings in the Sony Spider-Man Cinematic Universe, and of course, the phrase “penis breath” is said a lot.

A SMALL DESCRIPTION OF EPISODES PULLED FROM:

• (Ep. 366) Pre-show. Jaffe tries to start the show but not everyone is quite ready yet. Brandon notices Ash’s Mr. Bones t-shirt (you heard parts of this already as the intro to episode 366). Frank plugs Giving Tuesday even though the episode came out Cyber Monday. That phrase means something else to Ash.

• (Ep. 366) Post-show. Frank really likes cooking a Thanksgiving dinner, but please do not feed him snake. Brandon wouldn’t eat if he didn’t have to. Soylent is still a thing. Jaffe asks what everyone’s favorite meat is. Ash still has to get collared greens.

• (Ep. 367) Pre-show. Jaffe shares his thoughts on Star Wars: Skeleton Crew. Brandon mostly remembers the penis breath thing from E.T.

• (Ep. 368) Pre-show. Jaffe is fully up to date on the Sony Spider-Man Cinematic Universe, and explains how he wrote what very nearly became the song of the summer. Brandon slowly realizes how easy it will be to fill a list for this year’s Insert Credit Annual. A person can say pretty much any line from the first ten seasons of The Simpsons and you just know it. Frank and Brandon compare video game-branded letter openers. Wesley Snipes has never portrayed a robot.

• (Ep. 368) Post-show. Ash is dreading what’s going to happen at The Game Awards this year, because something always happens. Jaffe believes that in a perfect world, that show has an audience of one. The Game Awards is not the Oscars. The broader video game award landscape is explored.

• (Ep. 369) Pre-show. Brandon shares the shocking origins of the world’s most famous superhero. Special guest Chris Remo helps eludicate the difference between United K and Special K.

• (Ep. 369) Extended break. Ash’s dog is hotboxing in the worst way. Digital Eclipse just cooked up a buncha hot dogs. There’s nothing Brandon can do about his existing Amazon orders. Ash shares the story of her Sailor Moon sign.

• We’re busy and this is late! The Jaffe & Esper Comix Games and Cards Zone For Cool Kids will return next month!