TROS preview

This *is* the Jenny Cut. it's not like she has studio execs pressuring her to keep running time down.

Steve Ray

It has been done. Edit: It was not to be, but for good reason.

Shaun Cheah

LOVED EVERY MINUTE!!!!! I am all up for a 3 hour cut! Bring on the Snyder cut!!!

1000thghost

Woohoo! Feels like Christmas came all over again 😊 And I’ll definitely be voting for the Karaoke Playlist topic when it comes up!

Kayla Foley

You've convinced me, I'll do it. "The Ultimate Karaoke Playlist" will just have to wait until next month.

Shaun Cheah

YESSSS that would be fantastic!

Kayla Foley

I've had an idea of what I've wanted to submit for the ramble since the first week of this month but I'm honestly considering submitting "the unedited cut of the TROS review" instead.

Shaun Cheah

Honestly if a 2-4.5 hour cut was only available as a separate purchase of like $20-30 I would absolutely buy that as well

Kayla Foley

Fair enough! 😁👽🐎 I guess the bingo cards also have 25 entries ... speaking of which, the Episode IX bingo video predicted Rey using force lightning. 🤔 Beginning to think Terrio & Abrams have been mining Jenny's videos for ideas, albeit making absolutely sure to strip out all the interesting or intelligent bits...

Shred Cadmium

I’m also on Team would love the longest cut possible! I will absolutely watch it AT LEAST 10-20 times

Kayla Foley

Agree that it's an impressive prediction, hard disagree that anything can top alien horse race.

Shaun Cheah

I thought Palpatine got her pregnant and did a mind wipe on her.... No evidence, just an idea I had back then. Like he had basically created his Vader from scratch and was grooming him all along.

Brian L Hughes

What do you not play Fortnite... they explained the entire plot of the movie to anyone who logged in the day before the movie came out....

spencer toth

😲 In KoR Theory #19 General Hux is a deserter/informant/spy! That's a more impressive prediction than either Rey Palpatine or Alien Horse-Race if y'ask me...

Shred Cadmium

I guess there were 25 Knights of Ren Theories, which by any metric is a significant number of Knights of Ren Theories ... but I reckon we can beat that 🤞

Shred Cadmium

“I mean I guess I can’t pretend I would rather have an explanation” 😆 Gracefully brutal & exquisitely savage... PS This must be on course to set an all-time record for highest-numbered numbered-list

Shred Cadmium

I watched the first five, and I can't wait for the rest! I love how levelheaded you're approaching this.

general hux wants what agent kallus has

Camille Faucheux

i have the same attitude as jenny about poe dameron so i'm glad she also thought the backstory they chose for him in TROS (three movies in????) was bizarrely racist

Bethany Gemmell

#releasethejennycut

Bethany Gemmell

If it's suggested that the four-hour cut be released instead of a ramble this month, I would vote for it.

Shaun Cheah

I want the 4h cut !

Xelias

Giant Porg! You cannot be here! I searched for you! Your lifeforce had vanished from perception!

Shaun Cheah

Hmm, I've been wondering since I saw Rise of the Skywalker if Jenny would like it, it always seems like a toss-up if Jenny and I will agree on a Star Wars movie, ie Rogue One: Disagree: Jenny hates it, I like it The Force Awakens: Disagree: Jenny likes it, I hate it Solo: A Star Wars Story: Agree: Jenny hates it, I hate it The Last Jedi: Agree: Jenny likes it, I like it Rise of the Skywalker: Disagree: Jenny hates it, I like it Well, anyway, hilarious video as always. Keep up the good work :) BTW, when Jenny was talking about Snoke being created it reminded me a lot of episode one, where Anakin's mom apparently is literally saying that Anakin was immaculately conceived but for the longest time I thought she was suggesting that he had a biological father who ditched her when she was pregnant so she considered herself Anakin's only real parent

Dr. Kirill Hitoshi Lopez

is it too early to clamor to release the four hour cut

Tonci Zonjic

Ochi patiently waiting for his targets to sell some girl to a junk trader so he can interrogate them as to the whereabouts of their daughter.

Neil Dutton

My name is Rey...Rey Beep Boop.

Neil Dutton

Vat O' Snokes! Vat O' Snokes!

Matthew McCoy

Please edit irresponsibly thank you

Alex Acosta

When I saw the Snoke clones I almost lost my shit. I was suddenly afraid Rey would also turn out to be a robot.

Alex Clemens

Luke in TLJ: [tosses lightsaber]. Luke in ROS: "I was wrong!". That's how you define lazy writing. That's how children structure plot points when scribbling their own comics.

Darren Pierce

Palpatine has a PODCAST and the First Order is big mad that he hasn't paid for a ham radio license yet, so Kylo Ren, Tax Man, goes to find him and force him to pay the necessary fees. Meanwhile, Rey & Pals go on a scavenger hunt to find a Burger King Kids Meal Toy that you can only find after having collected the previous two: Rat Boy and Secret Decoder Ring Knife. Somewhere, in an empty room, Leia holds in a really powerful sneeze and is unable to take the strain on her weakened body. In the background, JJ Abrams stomps on a pile of TLJ merch while screaming "nuh-UH!!!!" for 141 minutes.

The Doom Merchant

Omg this take, and I am booking a trip to Galaxy’s Edge to get a hat of my own

Jeremy Cabo

I agree with you on pretty much every point, but I got a kick out of the Hux stuff. My husband pointed out that, historically, the overlooked and oft-abused underling is the one who is most likely to switch sides. I wish it hadn't been such a plot cul-de-sac, but I found it a fun surprise that made sense upon reflection. Looking forward to the full video!

Meredith Sutton

i loved how terrible this movie was, which i am ashamed of

Elliott

I appreciate how the giant porg on the right has the same expression I did walking out of the theatre

Tim Bates

i don't know if it's a bad/stupid point but i thought it was really funny that leia gave her life force to ben, which is presented as going inside the point of his impalement on his stomach, then when kylo gives his life force to rey it also seems to go into her stomach, and now theyre all living inside each others stomachs like some kind of russian doll situation

Bethany Gemmell

You take that back about the Chipettes! Jeanette for life!

Lawrence Whiteside

Irresponsible-Editing Coalition represent ✊

Shred Cadmium

"wow, finn is really bad at object permanence!" 😂 i will take 2+ hours hours of this thank you

Brigitta Fodor

noo don't do an edited down version D: We need a 3 hours unedited version for patreons to help us cope with how stupid some of that was !

Xelias

Cannot wait for more omg

Carrie Marshall

>20 minute preview!!! Thank you Jenny!

Michael Puckett

I can’t wait for the title that’s probably gonna trigger so many people

Daniel Stephan

I also need to point out how thrilled I was when Palpatine actually had a Snoke rack!

Bryan Sutton

I had to hold myself back from laughing when Hux shouted "I AM THE SPY!" Wanna say that a little louder? I think there are some people in the back of the ship who didn't hear you. But I suppose there isn't any time for natural dialogue. When the pacing is that fast, you need your characters to explicitly list plot points to the audience. I just wished we got one more interaction between Kylo and Hux so that he could shout "YOU JUST STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME BURN!"

Bryan Sutton

Suddenly the robot Rey take feels more plausible than anything that happened in ROS.

shalaika

So looking forward to this! 4 minutes and 30 seconds into TROS when I saw the vat of pickle Snokes I yelled out a Jennyesque OH NO! It was all downhill from there.

Luis

Can we pleeease get an extended cut if you feel like there's enough material 😭

Aubrey Nyberg