You know, all those mammoths, and rhinos...that exist, oh, look mushrooms!
Hm, it's not the ice age anymore, how can mammoths still be around? What did cause the extinction of mammoths again? Climate change and overhunting by humans? One of those must be missing in in this timeline. Meh, we might never know.
Ray: By the way, for the record, that woodpecker WAS cute, and you're being unreasonable. Do you even know where we're going?
Red: Shush, I know exactly where we're going! I've done this journey like once! By looking at a map at home.