Spookeez SCRATCH (Will improve A LOT)

Sometimes the first recording is...not so great. This song is challenging my ability to keep boyfriend's voice consistent throughout a LOT more and I'm gonna need to play with it more when it's not 4AM. Consider what's here right now a placeholder for Boyfriend and Skid and Pump may even end up getting edited a little too. Regardless, progress is progress, so here's a rare glimpse into a version of a song that will likely have massive, sweeping changes in vocals before it's ready to release. As well as a proper voice actress for the girlfriend, naturally.

LYRICS:

Girlfriend: Oh, you're here! Thanks for helping me babysit.

Boyfriend: No problem!

Girlfriend: Just so you know, The kids...might have heard about your battle with dad, and...

Boyfriend: They wanna battle too? OK! Let's rock!

Skid: My Name is Skid!

Pump: Nice to meetcha! I'm pump!

Both: HAHA!

Boyfriend: Where'd you get those spooky-soundin' names from? HAHA!

Skid: We represent the spooky month!

Pump: It's our favorite time of year!

Boyfriend: You represent the spooky month? Seems like a chance to best my fears!

Skid: Then get ready to

Pump: SCREAM! SCREAM SCREAM! SCREAM!

Skid: Matchin' our

Pump: BEATS! BEATS!

Pump: Because We sing as a

Skid: TEAM! TEAM! TEAM! TEAM!

Pump: So admit

Skid: DE! FEAT!

BOTH: Beat that!

Boyfriend: Now get ready to

SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM!

I CAN'T BE

BEAT! BEAT!

You might sing as a

TEAM! TEAM! TEAM! TEAM!

But you'll face

DE! FEAT!

Take that!

Pump: You're pretty good!

Skid: Wanna be our new friend? 

Both: HAHA!

Boyfriend: Maybe I should! What've you guys got penned? HAHA!

Pump: We'll do a lot of spooky things!

Skid: We've got 'em on a spooky list!

Boyfriend: I'd look so brave doin' spooky things!

Sounds like a test I can't resist!

Pump: Then let's go to the

Skid:  Grave YARD! YARD! YARD!

Pump: Go for a

Skid: LAUGH! LAUGH!

Skid: Following this beat 

Pump:  ain't HARD! HARD! HARD!

Skid: Just sing both

Pump: HALVES! HALVES!

Boyfriend: We'll go to the grave YARD YARD YARD!

And I'll just LAUGH! LAUGH!

Weaker folks would be 

 SCARRED! SCARRED! SCARRED!

Reading EP I TAPHS!

Skid: We've got lots of Spooky Month games!

Pump: Like Wa-Hee's Mansion! What a spooky pick! It's so fun!

Boyfriend: I played that one back when it came

out! I'll take a chance on watchin' spooky flicks, you got one?

Skid: I got you, bro!

Skid: There's The Ooga-Booga, but it might be too spooky!

Pump: Last time we watched that one, both of us got spooked silly!

Boyfriend: That sounds great, yo!

Boyfriend: I'll watch the Ooga-Booga, but we need privacy!

It'll be safer if The Girlfriend's alone with me!

Skid/Pump: If you say so...

Pump: We'll get spooky ice cream, so you guys have fun, I guess!

Skid: That tape plays like a dream on our Spooky VHS!

Boyfriend: Thanks, y'all can go!

Boyfriend: Don't worry, the Girlfriend, If you get scared, grab my chest!

I'll keep you safe from dangers, even the spookiest!

(The face comes on and goes OOGA BOOGA)

Boyfriend: AAAH! IT'S SO SPOOKY! SAVE ME, THE GIRLFRIEND!

Girlfriend: There, there...