A song from a future full show...

Tada, first new song post-move! It's Waluigi's Echo Story, which will be part of Super Smash Musical, a show that is currently VERY early in pre-production! This is the pianodemo for the song - I've been trying to fit the riff in this into something since before jevil with lyrics, when I planned to make it a Lancer song called "Signed, Lancer" - but it's evolved quite nicely into a brand-new piece! PLEASE do not spread or otherwise distribute this very early track!

LYRICWario:

So, you want to be in-a-smash brothers, eh Waluigi?

Waluigi:

More than anything! OK, MAYBE not more than my own game, but...

Wario:

Well it's your lucky day.

WARIO:

Let me make you a deal that I'm gonna regret

(Even though I haven't made it yet)

There's one way to sneak you in that's guaranteed

(To result in total victory!)

WALUIGI:

Waluigi's listening, his ears are flared

(So he'll hear the scheme that you've prepared)

What do we gotta do in order to get me through

Into The Smash Bros Crew?

WARIO:

First, you stand real strong!

Waluigi:

I got it!

WARIO:

Garlic on your Tongue!

Waluigi:

That's your bit!

WARIO:

Try a shoulder bash!

Waluigi:

What's this do?

WARIO:

Now hoard your cash!

Waluigi:

Just copy you?

Wario:

And you'll see you're more like me than you had ever known

And if you act like me you can get in as

Waluigi: A clone.

Wario: Nooo! Not a clone, an ECHO fighter! You just need to be a little like me!

Waluigi: But Waluigi is NOTHING like you!

Wario: Cmon, You GOTTA be! 

Wario:

In the 1V1s I'm doin' real fine

(Eatin everybody all of the time)

But in 2v2, or all-out melee

(Things are not exactly goin my way)

Waluigi:

So you need yourself a partner to fight

(And I'm here to fit the roster right)

But how am I gonna work around your flaws

with this samey-moveset clause?

Waluigi:

My shoulder is weak!

Wario:

So buff it!

Waluigi:

Got a slim physique!

Wario:

So stuff it!

Waluigi:

Must I hoard my coins?

Wario: I insist!

Waluigi:

I wanna join...

But not like this...

Waluigi:

I've been fighting for my spot for years, I want it to be mine

So Wario, I'll help another time...

Wario:

Waluigi...there is one more reason to try this scheme.

I know you're really awful, you fill me with disgust

You've tortured hundreds with your schemes and betrayals of trust

But there's a bigger scam afoot than we could ever pull

Us bad guys always get picked last, and poof, the roster's full...

The choice is yours, but just remember how hard it'll be

To make it in as you instead of me.

Waluigi: I...I understand. But!

I've still gotta try!

(I'm cheering!)

Not really sure why

(I'm jeering)

But I know one day

(Allright)

It'll come my way

A smash invite

And at long last, Waluigi will be loved and adored

When he slashes Luigi with a Beam Sword...

And that will be a beautiful reward...S: