Kirby Vs. EVERYONE (Kirby Vs. Dedede 3!) SCRATCH TRACK

Here's the scratch track for the long-requested third entry in the "Kirby Vs. Dedede!" series - in which Kirby squares off against several monsters! This has been in the works since the middle of last year! Video coming in the next few weeks!

LYRICS:

*shot to show Kirby slowly waking up to see Escargoon and DeDeDe*

K: P...puyo?

Escargoon: Good mornin', Kirby! Did ya sleep well?

Dedede: Heh heh heh! That noddy we sent made him nod off for days!

K: Puyoo...?

D: Oh? Where ah my mannahs? Allow me to introducify ya! Meet mah new loyal subject and saprisinly

talented interior decorator, Escargoon!

E: As you can see, we've made some renovations to your residence.

D: Yeah! Now your Home Sweet Home's a Monstah Dome!

K: Puyo?!

E: And wouldn't ya know it, here come the monsters!

K: Puyo!!!

Poppy Bros: 

Hey there, little pink guy! How'd you like to die by cherry bomb?

(Burned a lot)

K: Puyo?

P: I don't speak your language, HOW BOUT A BOMB SANDWICH?! HERE IT COMES!

(Piping Hot)

Best keep on your toes, now, who knows where I'll go, now! Jumping 'round!

(Everywhere)

Am I on your left or right, you can't win if you can't fight!

(KIRBY REVEALS HE HAD A SPIKE ABILITY AND POPPY JUMPS ON HIM)

P: OWCH! That Hurts! No Fair!

I QUIT! NO JOB IS WORTH THIS MUCH PAAAAIIAAAAAUUUGH! 

*Kirby discards spike, swallows Poppy Bros Sr. and becomes Bomb Kirby*

K: Puyo!

Dedede: NEXT!

Bonkers: 

KIRBY, BONKERS BASH YOU! BONKERS GONNA SMASH YOU INTO BITS!

(BANG BANG BANG!)

(KIRBY Dodges)

K: Puyo!

BONKERS ONLY HIT GROUND? PINK POTATO NOT DOWNED? DARN IT! BONKERS MISS!

(DANG DANG DANG!)

(KIRBY throws bombs at Bonkers)

Kirby: PUYOO!!!

BONKERS:

THESE BOMBS HURT BONKERS' GUT! HERE, HAVE SOME COCONUTS!

SEE, BONKERS THROW BOMBS TOO! 

(JUST NOT AS GOOD AS YOU)

YOW!

BONKERS: 

BONKERS ADMITS DEFEAT, HE CAN'T BEAT KIRBY...

WAIT, STOOOOOOAAAAUGH!

*KIRBY INHALES Bonkers, gets Mallet*

D: Heh heh heh! Keep eatin' them losers, Kirby! I don't have to pay if the monstahs get sucked away!

E: Uh, sire, Nightmare Enterprises bills us whether they beat kirby or not...

D: WHAAAT?! OK, Plan B! Listen here, you Cappy Town Chumps! Anyone that can clobber dat dere kirby for me gets ten thousand

D-bills!

KAWASAKI: Whaaaa...? Ten Thousand???

Hey, Kirby!

K: Puyo?

Kawasaki: PREPARE TO BE SKEWERED.

K: PUYO?!

Kawasaki: 

C'mon Kirby, let's go! Fight Mano a Mano 'til you're toast!

('Til you're done)

I'm making Kirby Souffle, then giving it away to the king that pays the most!

(The Pudgy one)

Get in my pan, you little mochi dough man! You'll make a lot more dough for me!

(once you're fried)

Sooner or Ladel you're gonna get grabbed, then cooked and seasoned 'til you taste real fab! 

Just you wait and see!

(Once I've tried)

Kawa: C'mon, just come real near! I can't reach you from here...

Kawa: *sigh* I Give up! This is exhaustaaaAAAAAUUUGH!

*COOK Kirby Appears*

Escargoon: AaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHH....

Dedede: HAH! This is our chance! He done transmogrified himself into a weakling cook like that there Kawasaki!

Escargoon: SIRE, GET DOWN!

*KIRBY claps his ladels while merrily Puyoing. ALL the remaining monsters (and jevil and sans, as easter eggs) get sucked in. The entirety of Cappytown watches as Kirby cooks them all alive,

then drops them on all of their plates.

Kirby: Puyo puyo puyo puyo puyo puyo puyo PUYOOO!

Dedede" M...mah monstahs...

Escargoon: Talk about a dish to die for...

Dedede: That kirby done made a feast outta my fiercest beasts! Who am I gonna find that's crazy enough to clobber him now???

METAKNIGHT: King Dedede.

Dedede: Huh? Who are you?

METAKNIGHT: A Star Warrior.

Dedede: y.y...you another sky baby?

METAKNIGHT: ..Sure. Let's go with that.

Dedede: D...don't you come any closer none! I aint gettin eaten today!

METAKNIGHT: I am not here for you. I am here to fight...him. *points to kirby*

Dedede: OH? Well why didn't you say so? Just let your ol' pal Dedede make it happen.

Heah heh heh...Eat up, kirby. You on a course for destruction...