More DELTARUNE Lyrics! Thrash Machine & Vs Lancer!

Here's some more lyrics for deltarune TM! These videos should be coming out soon along with Rude Buster! Scratch tracks sooner yet!

THRASH MACHINE:

Lancer: 

Ho Ho Ho! I'm a sweet little boy who needs your help with his evil plan!

Ral:

Why would a sweet little boy have an evil plan? And a moustache?

Lancer: 

For friendship, of course!

Ral:

That doesn't make any - well, if it's for friendship, I suppose we can help you!

Lancer:

That's the spirit!

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Lancer:

Step right on up!

And let the clown-generated content begin!

Now's the time to show your smarts!

Make something tough!

Or at least something tough enough to make us win!

Just arrange these premade parts!

For your perusal, we've assembled lots of fancy bits!

So place them anywhere you think the pieces might fit! 

Vary it!

I need a super versatile ass-thrashing machine

For asses that aren't yours, of course, I mean.

Give it some guns! They're really good at shooting heroes in the body!

Avoid shoddy craftsmanship!

Make it feel fun! Lively and elegant without looking gaudy!

Cool and Hot and Cute and Hip!

Wait, that's a duck.

That's just a duck. Guys, that is just a duck.

It's just a duck. You're going to lose big points for this.

Total miss!

It's still a duck. You're making it even more duck-like still.

Your machine sucks ass, and always will.

SUSIE bursts out of the bush and examines the blueprints.

SUSIE: HA! TRICKED YOU!

...is this a duck

Vs. Lancer:

L: Hey Punkaroos! We've got a score to settle, better flee!

S: Well, to be honest, I'm just bored, actually.

L: You clowns can't beat the thrashinating evil strength of three!

S: Wait, isn't there two of us?

L: Check out my head! It's got a dinosaur standing on top!

S: Watch where you're goin, dude, I don't wanna drop!

L: We'll make you dead with our tag-team Bike-Head-Stand-Axe-Throw Chop!

R: That name seems superfluous...

L: I just can't wait for your sorry faces to admit defeat!

S: Yeah, what he said! Bein' in charge of you guys sounds neat!

L: You clowns are gonna be so easy to beat!

L: Let's finish this then go back for salsa! I'll cut off the crusts!

S: You can come too. After I GRIND YOU DORKS INTO DUST.

R: Look at you guys! You've grown a lot! What a fantastic team!

S: Don't listen, Lancer, this is their nicey scheme!

R: I know you turn to violence when you need to let off steam.

S: HEY! Don't psych me out, fluff boy!

R: If we stop fighting, if you want, I could help braid your hair!

L: I'd look amazing if you did!

S: I DON'T CARE!

R: I like you guys! Let's call this off!

S: BLOCKED IT!

R: Hey, that's no fair!

L: I can't hear your praise! Oh joy!

SUSIE continues but is overpowered by RALSEI's Lullaby, which reverberates and messes with her head.

R: Susie, it's time to go to sleep...Susie you need to go to sleep...Susie please go the heck to sleep...

Sleepity sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep...

S: Nice try, you nerds! But you're gonna have to try harder than thaaa....hey...that's....no faaaair....*COLLAPSE*

R: Much better. Now where were we at?

L: I think we were about to have a nice chat!

R: In summary, you two matter to me, so let's stop this fight!

L: Uh oh. I like you guys too. Susie, they're right!

S: *mumbling in her sleep* Hee hee....Pillowy mounds of mashed...chalk...

L: ...Susie?

R: Let her rest. We can tell her we're not going to fight when she wakes up.

...and cook her some real food while we're at it.