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RIP to Binaural Ben 💙✌️ Gone but not forgotten

Added 2024-09-25 22:51:52 +0000 UTC

It is with heavy heart that I announce the passing of my beloved binaural mic, Binaural Ben.

Brought into the world of dirty audio in late 2021, Binaural Ben lived a full and fulfilling life brimming with excitement and creativity. Most of his time was spent listening to me orgasm repeatedly for strangers on the Internet, receiving kisses, licks, whispers, and caresses with dignity, grace, and the world's finest poker face.

BB was known as the strong, silent type. Friends describe him as, "a great listener," "a true pal," and "deeply unsettling to see sitting on your dresser when I wake up in the middle of the night. Seriously, can you put him in a drawer or something? I'm gonna have nightmares!!"

Binaural Ben passed away peacefully in the middle of recording a commission last night, Sept 24th. He was surrounded by his two best friends, Blueby 1 and Blueby 2, while I, the attached voice actress, was simulating someone being smothered by my Bluebs.

In lieu of flowers, the family of Binaural Ben asks that mourners please look to the skies and remember their favorite orgasm to a binaural audio, in honor of BB's years of service to the Almighty Nut 🥜. Fs in the chat will also be accepted.

I leave you now with his poignant final words, which were also his first:

"KKKKKKKCCCCCHHHHTTTTTTKKKCCHHHHHHHKKKKKKKK *electric sparking* KKKKKKKKKTTHHHHH"

(If you ordered a binaural commission recently and your order is affected you'll hear from me soon about an updated delivery date when Ben's replacement arrives lmao)