“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”
Added 2022-06-28 09:28:08 +0000 UTCI know, I know, I know.
It was one of those apps I downloaded for a moment. $7.99 a week?! Ew. I said yes, and canceled. But, I still have my 3-day trial!
Which I won’t use. Kicked it off the Subscribe pane. It was a fine diversion while I was lounging in the heat (definitely not pooping), and like most things these days, provided a momentary distraction.
When I dug up this ancient gem of a pic, I made a vow, only to myself as it took the 30 seconds to ‘process’: this is absurd; I’ll post it; who cares. It’ll just be some good, silly fun.
Turns out, my jaw looks like an evil arrow, my lips look like I got Botox in a strip mall, my hair looks painted, I have the eyes of a grouper in the fish market, and my nipples are… C’mon. I was hoping for some contrast here, people.
Now I know how Norma Desmond must’a felt, when Cecil turned out to never have an interest in her car in the first place.
Or…
“I am BIG!
It was the PICTURES that got small.”
Comments
A dream come true I’m grateful
erasmo malagnino
2025-04-02 05:46:45 +0000 UTCThanks Heather! Love this
Alex Payne
2023-11-05 16:17:27 +0000 UTCgreat shot
aaron landers
2023-03-15 00:37:52 +0000 UTCHas anyone ever made you cum by sucking them ? Bet you love it 😍
Rolling Stones
2023-02-08 16:58:39 +0000 UTCLove those glasses you’re wearing in this one! To me, glasses really do more to enhance a person’s looks than anything else 😊
lithium_green
2022-11-03 14:49:43 +0000 UTCYou don’t go topless a lot nice see Natalia and Olga
Joe McGinn
2022-07-07 10:02:55 +0000 UTCspeaking of Norma Desmond, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-tXRLazs
Michael Colby
2022-06-29 07:03:53 +0000 UTCyou have brought strip malls to a new cultural high :-)
Michael Colby
2022-06-29 07:01:41 +0000 UTCLooks like an old-fashioned gauze filter, as used in the 40s-50s, to take a few years off actors--something you definitely do not need.
martin allen
2022-06-28 16:14:32 +0000 UTC(And in all honesty, you still look lovely in this one too).
Willendork
2022-06-28 11:22:35 +0000 UTCLove the writing, but I also love the candid shots. If you feel like photo editing doesn’t do you justice, just take a photo AS YOU ARE, which no-one can deny doesn’t make you look like a goddess! ❤️
Willendork
2022-06-28 11:22:01 +0000 UTCI enjoy your writing btw
shaun miller
2022-06-28 09:30:26 +0000 UTC
