Merely making pizza, when Olga strikes my jar of pizza sauce. I attempt to recover; Natalia knocks over a bottle of wine (still some left in it too, by gum!), toward the floor. I catch the bottle of wine with my foot so it doesnβt break (massive props); it still splatters all over, and now I need to re-bleach these stupid little curtains. (I just cleaned them a week agoβ¦ Come on, champ!).
Anyway, file under βProblems, Big Boob,β entry No. 1,843.
aaron landers
2023-03-15 05:57:57 +0000 UTC