heatherbeck

Frank

Added 2020-04-24 01:08:19 +0000 UTC

I named him after Danny Devito’s character on Always Sunny. Anyway, this little guy made it inside, so I picked him up and kicked him out. A few hours later, he came back, so I kicked him out again. A few hours later? Back again! I have a stalker. His name is Frank. He is a frog (or a toad?).

Everyone needs a quarantine buddy. Lickilly, it’s fly season, and there were a few I swatted. I put Frank on the floor and put him in front of one of the flies. And sure enough, he ate it.

Now, he’s sitting on the table. I pick him up, and he’s just kinda chill. I scratched his frog head, and he kinda closes his eyes a little, which might just be reflex? Or maybe he likes it?

So, I fed him, I named him, and he seems to like me, because he keeps coming back, and I’m worried that I’ll step on him if I kick him out and he comes back in again. (My feet view is a little obstructed...) Goddammit. Do I have a pet now?

Do I sound crazy? I don’t feel crazy. Everyone just goes through quarantine differently, right?

And, I like frogs.

Anyway, this is Frank. Picking up hoors.