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Would you rather...

Would you rather fart every time you laugh, or burp every time you cry?

Would you rather poop your pants once a year in public, or every day in private?

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?

Would rather be able to speak to animals, or communicate in every language in the world?

Would you rather begin every sentence with "Hey, Idiot," or end every sentence with "Haha, I was just kidding."?

It's questions like this that make me stare at walls for a long time...

(For me: burp; annually in public; horse-sized duck; every language; and "Hey, idiot.")

Would you rather... Would you rather...

Comments

Goddess of beauty without any doubts

erasmo malagnino

Biggest most beautiful naturals I've ever seen in my whole life, major thumbs up!

Skyler Patrick Wright

We had nearly all the same answers except the second to last one. Humans are terrible and I’d rather communicate with animals

Cristian

Love this

Rebrab nhoj

I’d rather lick your nipples every time I cum

Michael G

Same as you

Raymond

massive<3

Dingus Ringus

WOW

Mike c

great pic. i agree with your answers except language. would luv to be able to talk to them , esp to help them when they are unwell.

A1stp

Like a very nice Canadian

Robert Johnson

Also, I'd like to find a reason that I would be able to probably say hey idiot in a polite way.

Robert Johnson

The only reason why is it would be a nice if Jeopardy that way

Robert Johnson

My reasoning no one has been able to talk to animals and I'll find a program or someone who knows how to talk to everything in human ,and jokes are easier than insults to explain.

Robert Johnson

I already speak pseudo two/ three languages. As a biochemist it's just kind of learning a new language.

Robert Johnson

Burp, 1x per year in public, 100 duck-sized horses because horses are generally pretty friendly whilst ducks can be nasty, universal polyglot would be awesome, "Hey Idiot!" and hope I get an interview with a certain politician.

Bob Clevenger

You keep looking more beautiful and younger with every new photo.

Robert Johnson

Burp, duck horse size, defecate myself in public, talk to animals and Haha I'm kidding

Robert Johnson

For me: burp; annually in public; duck-sized horses; every language; "Hey, idiot." we are almost the same! P.S. you are beautiful!!!

Luca Paghera

Thanks.

Colton Westran

coolest patreon I've been in.

Colton Westran

Thanks for doing this, I really appreciate it. I'd really like to become a speed reader, and this, I feel, really helps me improve my reading and visualization. Your awesome, please keep it up!

Colton Westran

Farting while laughing just comes with age so I might as well get a jump on that Same for soiled britches, but that one gets more public now and then. Might still go with one a year in that area though The one horse sized duck would be pretty easy to juke, so I could get an advantage that way. Maybe use a loaf of bread as bait? I prefer most animals to most humans, and translators already exist, so talking to animals would at least be unique if not helpful The last one is strangely the toughest. One way you're sometimes a dick and sometimes playful, but never professional. The other way you're covered when you really are kidding, but completely unable to be sincere at all... Might have to go with Hey, idiot! for that one

Will Holz

among the awesomest.

Colton Westran

And obviously your body and face, are really awesome looking as well.

Colton Westran

Q1:2, Q2:1,Q3:1,Q4:2,Q4:1 but really neither. Sorry, I just wanted to say that I really love your posts, Heather, all the stories and essays are really cool, and I really enjoy your writing style.

Colton Westran

Not that I'm trying to copy off of you but u picked all the things I really wanted to pick

Stephen Prandy

Burp, public, duck-sized horses, animals, hey idiot

Alex U


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