Empty Nest: Chapter 102

I wanted to get out a longer chapter today but I've got a million other things to get done today. I'll catch you all after my return to the wild, assuming I don't go completely feral while I'm out there. In the meantime, take care of yourselves! ❤

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“So you guys really did it?” Julie asks. “Like, for real real?”

“We did.” Heather says with a happy nod. “It’s done.”

Julie leans over to slap my shoulder. “ Ha ha! You sexy bitch! Got yourself a queen.”

I smile proudly. “Heather is my Queen. I love her very much.”

“Ohhh, baby.” Heather reaches across to give my hand a squeeze. “I love you too, my handsome man.”

“Ugh.” Lily rolls her eyes. “These two will give you cavities. It’s chemical, Mom, not spiritual.”

“Says you.”

“So’d ya actually fuck him or was it a turkey baster sort of thing?”

Lily sputters with a laugh as Heather chastises her foul mouthed cousin. “Juliet! Don’t be so crude.”

“Pffft!” I snicker. “Juliet!?”

“Not a word!” Julie scowls.

“I was just gonna say it’s, um, really pretty.”

Coming around to stand behind me again Heather lays her hands on my shoulders. “Without going into detail I claimed my man the old fashioned way. All natural.”

“Turned him out good, huh?”

“Julie!”

“Just asking. Claimed and broken in, our boy is ready to ROCK. This might actually be the happiest day of my life.” Julie says. “Soooo, when can I borrow him?”

“That’s up to Elliot.” Heather says. “He’s the man of this house now.”

“Uh huh.” Julie brushes off Heather’s answer. “But seriously, when can I have him? ”

“Careful.” Lily quips. “He gets uppity if you talk about him like he’s not here.”

“Ha!” Julie leans over again to give me another whack. “I guess he would. No offense, cutey.”

“Er, none taken.”

Thumbing toward the spare room she asks. “Quickie?”

“Elliot has to practice his disk sport thing with his friends soon. He has to stay fresh and…mobile. No nookie for him this morning.”

“Uh huh.” Julie leans back into her chair with a ‘I knew it’ sort of grin. Heather answering on my behalf confirmed to her who was ultimately in control of my loins and ass. And she was right. “After?”

“That’s up to him.”

“Right.” Julie looks over at Lily. “You take a turn on him yet?”

“No! I have not ‘taken a turn’ on him.” She says. “I just found out this morning.” Lily gets Julie and Mia laughing as she describes the scene she’d stumbled into that morning.

“Ha ha ha! What a welcome!” Julie guffaws as my cheeks warm. “Shoulda snuck right in there behind and started…” She starts to make a vigorous humping motion with her arms and thrusting hips which sets Mia to giggling like crazy. “Mm! Mm! Mm!”

“Ha ha ha! Are you forgetting that my MOM was on the other end!?”

“Hey, the family that plays together…”

“STOP!” Lily shouts the plugs her ears. “La la la la!”

Through all of it I just sit there listening and loving the playful family banter. It was something I’d been missing from my life for wayyyyy too long. Sure it was a bit odd, being talked about like a play toy this, but I didn’t mind one little bit. In fact, I liked it. It was nice being so…wanted.

“One at a time.” Heather says firmly. “And only when Elliot says it’s time.”

“You know, there are other families that…”

“We are not other families.” Heather strokes my shoulders. “He is not that kind of man and we are not that kind of family.”

“Oh yeah.” Julie scratches her ass. “We’re a really classy bunch around here.”

“What about with Bri?” Lily asks, her voice neutral even though the question alone suggested that she was interested in me. “She’s not family.”

“Bri?” Julie sits up. “We’re not sharing him, are we!?”

“Mom says it’s up to him.”

“Brianna can get her own hole!”

“A little tough when she’s almost four thousand miles from her matriarch.”

“Aw, man! I’ll barely get any time with him as is.”

“Nothing’s been decided yet!” Heather says. “And you are all making a lot of presumptions here.”

“Sir.” Mia says softly from my side, a tall glass of lemonade with ice in her hands.

“Thank you, Princess.” I wink.

“You’re welcome.” She curtsies. “Anything else?”

“I’d love to hear about that dream of yours. Come on.” Taking her hand I get up from the chair to lead her out into the living room area as the others continue to discuss my situation.

“So when ya fuckin him, Lil?”

“Pfff!” Lily laughs. “It’s not that easy. We actually knew each other back in school. And Liam hates his guts. You have NO idea how weird this is for me. Plus…Mom’s doesn’t seem to want to let me dress him up.”

“Awww, Heather. You’re no fun. Let the girl play!”

“Stop talking about him like he’s a thing! He is a free man!”

“Free as in free use? Sweeeet.”

“Ha ha ha!”

“Juliet! Lily! You stop that right now.”

Chapter 103