Empty Nest: Chapter 101

For the next half an hour a vexed Heather and Lily fret about being overheard and agonize over trying to replay everything that had been said within earshot of our neighbor Pearl.

“Okay.” Lily says to conclude. “I think it’s fine. I don’t think we said anything about our anatomy or honey or anything like that. She probably just…thinks…you and Elliot have a, erm, ‘modern’ relationship.”

“Very modern!” Heather quips. In this time of stress she had me sitting down on a dining room chair as she stood behind me stroking my hair and rubbing my shoulders. Having her man to fondle seemed to act as a natural pacifier for my lover. I gotta say it was doing wonders for me as well. “Ohhh, she’s not going to understand.”

“She doesn’t need to, Mom.” Lily says from across the table. “It’s none of her business.”

“The way we talked about my Elliot. She’s going to think he’s building a harem or something.”

“I mean…he kind of is.” Lily says. “But what’s done is done. Let her think what she wants. Let’s just be more careful in the future, hm?”

“Definitely.” Heather agrees.

“Um….” I pipe up for the first time since we came inside.

“What is it, baby? You thirsty? Lily get Elliot a drink, would you dear?”

“He can get it himself!”

“I’m not thirsty.” I say, taking Heather’s soft hand in mine. “I, uh, I was just wondering…what’s the big deal?”

“The big deal?” Lily asks.

“I mean, most folks are pretty chill with gender stuff now. Why don’t you just…come out?”

“Pretty chill?” Lily crosses her arms. “Really?”

“Well, I mean, um, it’s not like it was.”

“Elliot.” Lily leans forward. “We are a separate matriarchal branch of humanity. We have an ingrained aversion to other females. We can literally enslave males. We can have a straight man begging for cock inside of a week. How do you think all that would go over with the general public?”

“We just want to be left alone to live with our men in peace.” Heather leans down to hug me from behind.

“At least until our numbers are high enough to become a significant minority.” Lily adds.

“Are your numbers…growing?”

“Oh yeah.” She says. “Our children are like us. And the males, like Liam, might look like any other guy but they too carry our genes. His kids will be our kind as well.”

“That means…”

“Assuming we’re not discovered, yeah.” Lily answers my unspoken question. “We’re going to eventually become the majority and then…everybody. Just men and gals like us.”

“Oh my God.” I say. “How many of you are there now?”

She shrugs. “Best guess is about half a percent to a percent. Add in sons and claimed men and we’re definitely above a percent.”

“One percent? One in a hundred women…?”

“That’s right. We’re eeeeverywhere!” She makes a spooky gesture with her hands. “Hiding in plain sight and just waiting to steal away all the menfolk.”

“Woah.”

“That whole futanari thing was started by one of us. Shifting the Overton window one horny weeb at a time. We pretty much run Japan.” Lily looks up at her mom. “You really didn’t tell him any of this?”

“I hate all this talk. Who cares what is between whose legs? I’m a woman, he’s a man, it wasn’t that complicated.”

Still stuck on Lily’s revelations I ask. “If there are so many of you how have you not been discovered already?”

“We stay hidden as best we can. And when something does come up, well…” Lily pulls even closer. “As I said, we’ve got people everywhere. The places where we can’t get ourselves we nab a male who can.”

“Nab?”

“It’s not a coincidence that Roger sits on the high court of the state.”

“Roger is not his job.” Heather protests. “He’s a wonderful man and we love him.”

“Of course we do. He’s awesome. Doesn’t change the fact that Rebecca chose him partly for who he was then nurtured his rise through the ranks.” Lily says. “We’ve got cops, senators, you name it.” She grins. “Doctors too. We even had a president once.”

“No way.” I look up Heather. Her expression alone confirmed everything her daughter was saying.

“Speaking of Auntie, she is not going to be happy that you chose a lowly boy. Especially given that you’re our matriarch.”

“Elliot is not lowly.” Heather says as she strokes my cheek. “He is a lion! He’s got potential even he doesn’t realize.”

Just then a loud knock comes to the door. “We’re here, Fam!” Comes Julie’s voice from the other side. “Let’s get this party started!”

Heather and Lily smile. Patting my shoulders Heather says. “Let them in, baby?”

“Of course.” I hurry to go and open the front door where I find Julie in an oversized Flyers jersey looking like she rolled out of bed ten minutes ago.

“Elliot!” We slap hands then pull in for a rough hug. With a grin she jibes. “How ya hangin, pee wee?”

“Little to the left, premie.”

“I might just whoop your ass for that.”

“I’d like to see ya try.”

“Ha ha ha!” We hug again. “Mah man!”

“It’s good to see ya, Julie.”

“Mmm.” She sneaks in a sniff and a grope. “Good to feel ya, cutey.”

Julie then peels off to go greet the others. “Heatherrr! I’m so happy for youuu!”

“Aww, thank you Julie.”

When Julie steps out of the way she reveals Mia who had been quietly standing directly behind her. She was looking absolutely amazing today in a super cute tartan dress. The smile on her pretty face is as radiant as the sun sparkling off her glasses. With her violin case in one hand and a backpack in the other she curtsies.

“Hello, Sir.”

“Sir?” Lily says.

“Shh!” Her mother shushes her.

“Hello, Princess.” I say as I take the pack and case from her then lean in to kiss her blushing cheek. “You look absolutely stunning today.”

“Mmm!” She looked ready to burst from happiness. “Thank you, Sir.”

After setting her things aside I take her by the shoulders and ask her softly. “You didn’t call this morning. No nightmares?”

Gazing into my eyes she shakes her head. “No. I had…the most wonderful dream.”

“I’m happy to hear that. You’ll tell me about it later?”

She nods. “Yes, Sir.”

“And did you do what I told you last night?”

With an adorably naughty smile she nods again. “Yes, Sir. Twice.”

“Good girl.” I kiss her other cheek, this time lingering close for a few seconds so she enjoy my smell. Stepping back I stand tall and say in my ‘Sir’ voice. “Lemonade.”

“Oh!” Her eyes widen.

“We’ve got some lemons left from yesterday. No point in them going to waste.”

“Y-Yes, Sir!” She nods again. “Right away, Sir!”

As I turn around I see Lily and Julie staring at me with mouths agape. Behind them Heather beamed with an ‘awwww’ sort of look on her face. A befuddled Lily watches as Mia hurries right past her without even a hello.

“Mia?” Lily says. “There are lots of drinks in the fridge already!”

“I’m in the mood for a lemonade.” I say as I settle back down into my seat with a smug little grin. “And Mia’s is the best I ever had.”

Julie looks at Mia, then at me, then shakes her head. “Dayummm, this boy is good!”

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