D&D Court: Bonus Cases - Garage Rangers, Table Exes, and Minority Resquirt
Added 2025-08-15 16:52:19 +0000 UTCDungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and Axford, along with Bailiff Jay, as they pass judgement on your trials at the table!
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The best song on Collision Control is Points Of Authority/99 Poblems/ One Step Closer. I paused the episode to listen to the split lol
Caleb Shook
2025-09-25 04:51:35 +0000 UTCThe fucking Chuck E. Cheese shoebox bit at the end had be literally crying, and I’m at work lol
Jacob Ibarra
2025-09-16 04:59:08 +0000 UTCWait- why not "The Minority Resort"??
Frogndog
2025-09-02 17:09:48 +0000 UTCthere is a plot of Five Nights at Freddy's where a sentient robot replaces a wife/mom after death- so not far off
Nina Foxx
2025-09-01 23:40:59 +0000 UTCCame to the comments for this exact take. Smacks of ASD in a big way. This guy has a teacher's aide in school. For sure.
Hamish Pearce
2025-08-25 07:56:19 +0000 UTCI wonder if the wolf guy was not neurotypical. To go stand in the garage is such a literal interpretation of what the DM said. Either incredibly spiteful, or someone who literally heard the DM say that if they wanted a wolf they'd have to go to the garage and they said "Ok".
Eric Olberding
2025-08-25 02:06:17 +0000 UTCFor the first one, my DM has done private moments when offering deals with unsavory entities by doing it during session. So, we all knew something was going on above board but we werent sure what it was as we werent allowed in the same space. Granted, that was done online but even critical role does that- send people out of the room. I would say you could maybe go so far to do little moments with everyone to tempt them and play on how much the party trusts each other afterwards. The player already wants to do something without them knowing so she should have no issue lying to them.
Atlantis Thermostat
2025-08-24 15:26:47 +0000 UTCHave one-on-one sessions been established as a thing that can happen, or has everything, even individual asides, happened at the table? If the former then he'll yeah make a deal with the devil. If the later then this betrayal breaks not only trust but the assumed rules, conventions and assumptions your players have been operating under and it becomes not only a PC-on-PC betrayal but a player-on-player and DM-on-player betrayal, which could break your table. You have to start establishing one-on-ones that have an effect on the main campaign, run one to two with each player then come back to this in a few months. Then this becomes an awesome moment instead of something that breaks trust between actual humans.
Cory
2025-08-23 17:05:54 +0000 UTCEven without the added context of the DM apparently being cruel, I would side 100% with the ranger. Having a companion is kind of the Beastmaster's whole thing. The fact they didn't have one already meant either they just leveled up (which I doubt since that would mean they leveled up twice in one session), they didn't fully comprehend the rules when they did level up last (which would be on the DM if they're a new player), or they were waiting for the perfect animal, in which case they found it. It feels to me like the DM had a story idea for them getting their companion and wanted to railroad them into it. Which I think is really unfair. You can't delay a major aspect of a subclass for your perfect story moment. And if they really did want to avoid just magically summoning another wolf (which is allowed) or just immediately finding another one in the woods (which should also be fine), there were a bunch of ways they could have woven it into the narrative. Maybe the cries from the dying enemy wolf attracted a nearby pack. Maybe the bandits had another wolf that they weren't taking good care of that was still locked up in their cart. Maybe the enemy wolf was pregnant and they find a wolf puppy after, Jon Snow-style. It should have been an easy fix to give them what is basically the only reason anyone would choose to play as a Beastmaster.
Benjamin Marcinkiewicz
2025-08-21 16:22:22 +0000 UTCI've only went to Fredrick's once, it's been a while since they've been a while
KaioftheTiger
2025-08-20 13:08:32 +0000 UTC“No wolves, no maidens, no mascots” goes impossibly hard lol
Victoria
2025-08-18 22:46:06 +0000 UTCMurph with his hackles raised whispering “What the FUCK?” is my spirit animal
Pali Endi
2025-08-18 22:41:35 +0000 UTCD'you guys feel like if Emily has altered the hemp milk song to say "gimme THAT hemp! Milk!" Instead of "gimme A hemp!" It might have been able to still keep it's flow while making a bit more sense as a call and response song?
Nothing But Table
2025-08-18 05:31:52 +0000 UTCWe absolutely had Fredrick’s of Hollywood in St Louis malls.
Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord
2025-08-18 04:59:44 +0000 UTCThank u
Michael Nixon
2025-08-17 11:49:45 +0000 UTCMe and my sister actually did discover an affair (not with Chuck E. Cheese unfortunately) in an old photo album recently. Not in a garage. In a cupboard. It was kinda wild.
The Witch of the Well-Struck Flint
2025-08-17 10:29:20 +0000 UTC18:50 Subtle 😏
Bryce Peterson
2025-08-17 05:18:29 +0000 UTC
