Tortle Tank - Bonus Pitches: Mew-Tent Mayhem
Added 2025-04-04 18:34:28 +0000 UTC
The Tortles are STILL in the Tank rising, grinding and DECIDING whose pitches they'll be spending their hard earned eggs on. Hop on in!
CREDITS:
Production and Editing by Trevor Lyon
"Old West Gunslingers" by Steve Oxen (www.fesliyanstudios.com)
The aside about wanting fighters to get some kind of counterspell-ish reaction makes me think of 2nd Edition casting time rules. It's been years, but the gist is that spellcasting isn't instantaneous. You start casting a spell on your initiative, but you're not finished until sometime later in the initiative order, and people can mess with you in the meantime. For example*, suppose you roll a 15 on initiative and want to cast a spell with casting time 5. The spell doesn't take effect until initiative 10 (15 - 5). During that window, any damage to the caster has a chance of interrupting the spell.
*The example numbers are adapted for 5E; initiative in 2E was a lower-is-better system.
[Shoutout Joke]
2025-07-18 17:42:40 +0000 UTC
Mistborn reference! 🙌
MoonshineMushroom
2025-07-05 22:10:31 +0000 UTC
The profoundly unmagical sword should be named 'sword' and look utterly unremarkable. In a high magic setting, it is so completely and utterly mundane that it's ordinariness warps reality.
Cory
2025-05-11 15:35:14 +0000 UTC
You have no idea how many times I roll a 1 on my healing dice, it's incredibly disheartening
Max Herzog
2025-05-11 04:34:55 +0000 UTC
I cannot get over Murph’s particular “eheh” sound at 6:34 Why is it so pleasing to my ears? New favorite Murph sound unlocked
OrangeCat
2025-04-30 05:08:53 +0000 UTC
I love the anti magic sword, it made me think of some of my favorite books. The Ropemaker by Peter Dickinson and the Bartimaeus trilogy by Jonathan Stroud are some great stories that feature characters who have anti magic abilities.
Jamie ßuçklānđ
2025-04-25 11:39:32 +0000 UTC
For the massive damage pitch, first off good job, second off this does not need to be a mechanical thing past lvl 1. If you wana fuck around, and you find out, like insulting a literal god at lvl 2 and getting blown off a few hundred foot tall tower, *cough cough Caldwell* you don't deserve a mechanical save. The only thing that should save that kind of shinanagins is a benevolent DM with good story telling.
Cooper Erikson
2025-04-24 16:08:34 +0000 UTC
Emily is such a spellwhore... No disrespect. But Sorcerer is my favorite class and has no issues
Lorelei The Succubi and Kyra The succulent snack
2025-04-18 15:03:02 +0000 UTC
I just started watching black clover!
Mynne Maxine
2025-04-13 11:51:16 +0000 UTC
Immediately pictured the anti magic sword from black clover
Michael Pineyro
2025-04-11 15:12:14 +0000 UTC
This pair of episodes may be the best yet of the Tortle Tank genre.
Allen W.
2025-04-11 01:45:54 +0000 UTC
The Spell Thief Funnel reminds me a lot of Blue Mages from Final Fantasy
Fanwithglasses
2025-04-09 22:59:37 +0000 UTC
The western thing is amazing! Murph is so wrong this time!
SimpleWater
2025-04-09 18:16:33 +0000 UTC
Echoes of Weis & Hickman’s Darksword Trilogy!
Pali Endi
2025-04-05 01:24:26 +0000 UTC
Y’all slept on the Wild West shootout and made it worse, sorry cowpokes, maybe watch more movies. Love u ;P
Léo
2025-04-05 01:20:28 +0000 UTC