Skaldova - Ep. 5: The Parley
Added 2025-03-21 02:07:04 +0000 UTC
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The Zu Crew comes face to face with hermits of the hold! Discussions are tense but our heroes won’t take this one sitting down.
Sound Mixing and Editing by Brian Murphy and Faris Monshi
Music / Sound Effects Include:
"Blackthorn Hall" by Emily Axford
"Winter Sprite" by Emily Axford
"The Children" by Emily Axford
"Signal Boost" by Emily Axford
"Prey Don’t Stand a Prayer" by Emily Axford
"Eat bench" is one of my top nadpod quotes of all time
Benjamin Korynta
2025-08-22 01:49:07 +0000 UTC
In anatomy lab, some of the skeletons were super mismatched and we would be like "these bones don't match!" And the bone convo definitely gave me really really weird nostalgia 😭😂
Katherine
2025-08-20 00:54:13 +0000 UTC
My wife (council of Elders Member) hadn't heard of the electric slide until they played it at our wedding!
Jarod K.
2025-04-08 04:05:23 +0000 UTC
🎵where did I go wrong, I tryptophan somewhere along in the birdiness🎵
Rain Elizabeth
2025-04-03 07:45:35 +0000 UTC
LMAO I'm dying at the R.A.B at the end, this crew of PCs has an insane kind of energy I think I can only recognize in like, Netflix's Castlevania and Dungeon Meshi – except that it comes with that bonus Naddpod sauce 🔥
Rafael C
2025-04-01 05:32:13 +0000 UTC
Jake's voice acting is so good??????
Samantha Demmerle
2025-03-29 22:38:10 +0000 UTC
this is my 3rd time listening to this episode in less than a week but this episode is just that fucking hilarious 😭😭 also i love how much zudrich’s paranoia has spread through the group
tay w
2025-03-27 16:21:14 +0000 UTC
Jake: excellent work DMing!
Caldwell: excellent plug for Lorelei! Got me to start playing, and I’m enthralled. Transported, even!
Mike
2025-03-27 04:52:18 +0000 UTC
Meant to did a couple times, but man Jake you are killing it DM'ing. The way this campaign is playing out, absolute art ❤️❤️
Tyler Gob
2025-03-26 00:26:29 +0000 UTC
I’m obsessed with this campaign and these characters like I’m busting out laughing in public
Angus O'Brien
2025-03-25 19:07:09 +0000 UTC
JAKE you're an amazing DM. You're wrangling the wildest of the wildest, AND your voices are amazing. I know it's dumb to say but I'm so proud of you.
Evie
2025-03-25 07:41:20 +0000 UTC
Had to stop listening to this in the airport because I was laughing too much
Grass
2025-03-25 03:18:19 +0000 UTC
this needs to be new merch!!
Alice Robison
2025-03-25 02:17:01 +0000 UTC
I've listened to this EP 2Crew amount of times now. And that vibe you mention meeting a proper dungeon crawl and classic monster is everything I ever wanted. THIS is my table
Declan Konesky
2025-03-25 02:06:51 +0000 UTC
Iconic line, I'll never forget it XD
Nique.Mon
2025-03-25 00:54:32 +0000 UTC
Yes! I can't unsee him as a toad either! He is 110% not a human in my mind
Nique.Mon
2025-03-25 00:53:57 +0000 UTC
How to save a bird will live in my head. Also that elevator scene is amazing.
Mr. Serpentarius
2025-03-25 00:10:30 +0000 UTC
Genuinely excited for the next episode. This series is so fun
nate_great
2025-03-24 17:31:13 +0000 UTC
no this is exactly what I was thinking -- that movie haunted my childhood nightmares lmao
Juice
2025-03-24 12:29:05 +0000 UTC
Gotta love the traps. I love how this feels so D&D roots. I’m so into this lowly lowly lowly campaign.
Yuncle Ben
2025-03-24 05:23:20 +0000 UTC
An Indiana Bones one shot where you raid a pyramid and he’s the bbeg would be awesome.
Beluga
2025-03-24 03:38:56 +0000 UTC
I feel like Caldwell has to know what I’m talking about lol
Audrey B
2025-03-24 01:47:02 +0000 UTC
‘Munchems and crunchems’
Audrey B
2025-03-24 01:46:43 +0000 UTC
What quiet eyes you have, Welly
Pop
2025-03-23 19:05:55 +0000 UTC
Ok Marvis’ voice is sooo good and this is a deep cut but it reminds me of that little guy from the black cauldron, Gurgi.
Audrey B
2025-03-23 17:13:17 +0000 UTC
This is my favorite campaign ever... Jake is doing an amazing job.. (just need to switch to pathfinder eventually :) )
Robert
2025-03-23 13:05:17 +0000 UTC
"Boggy prepares another chair."
Michael Puopolo
2025-03-22 20:23:43 +0000 UTC
And Marvis is gollum
soyyyyyysauce
2025-03-22 20:08:29 +0000 UTC
Jake the voices are soooooooo good
soyyyyyysauce
2025-03-22 20:07:40 +0000 UTC
The henchman having a salt and pepper bowl cut was such an underrated detail.
Samantha Powers
2025-03-22 19:22:37 +0000 UTC
“Say it in initiative, asshole” might be one of the best pre-fight zingers I’ve ever heard
Justin Cockrell
2025-03-22 12:37:46 +0000 UTC
I said the exact same thing when I saw the title
Axel Ottel
2025-03-22 08:55:29 +0000 UTC
Love how Welly and Zudrick egged on each other's paranoia re the butt stuff
Serenity4Jane
2025-03-22 06:36:45 +0000 UTC
Bird humor is truly a bottomless treasure trove
Caleb Horton
2025-03-22 05:06:05 +0000 UTC
I've been waiting to hear how Dandy O'Candles died since ep 1 and "beaten to death with his own tinkering mallets" is both perfectly fitting and nothing I ever could have predicted.
Kelley
2025-03-22 04:49:09 +0000 UTC
victus's voice sounds a lot like jake's impression of the jokester
Eli
2025-03-22 03:35:59 +0000 UTC
🤣🤣🤣
Jesus Perez
2025-03-22 00:33:40 +0000 UTC
His fate was far greater
TheloniousPunkyBrewster
2025-03-22 00:30:42 +0000 UTC
"They obviously don't like THIS bench"
A glint of glitter amongst a sea of coruscating gold.
TheloniousPunkyBrewster
2025-03-22 00:17:44 +0000 UTC
Felt like Murph had to provide the Duddle experience (honestly think it happened to Caldwell in trinyvale too so maybe it’s just a DM rite of passage)
Nicole Jordan
2025-03-22 00:08:16 +0000 UTC
I am BEGGING Jake to run a game of Shadowdark I think he would really really take to it, his style is perfect for it
Chris Swank
2025-03-21 22:49:21 +0000 UTC
I love Jake's writing, but one of my favorite things about this campaign is the player dynamic between Emily, Murph and Caldwell.
frogwithhumanhands
2025-03-21 22:31:45 +0000 UTC
Just repeating “I’m drunk” when you get drunk the first time hit close to home. Not sure if Emily was doing it because it’s audio only but it really rang true haha.
Nicole Jordan
2025-03-21 22:19:50 +0000 UTC
Why is Boggy just Mr Toad in my head?
Jack el destripador
2025-03-21 22:13:54 +0000 UTC
Man I was really rooting for that bird, I wanted him to at least do something and maybe down somebody
Drew Leman
2025-03-21 21:43:37 +0000 UTC
This is one of my favorite lines in the whole series, 4th wall broken
Nicholas Johnson
2025-03-21 21:20:03 +0000 UTC
just was not ready for "you sick freak I'm drunk" welly is the gift that keeps on giving
joel
2025-03-21 21:14:20 +0000 UTC
Amazing pull, I salute you.
Sagerenee
2025-03-21 21:06:49 +0000 UTC
the zu crew accidentally avoiding traps is very hot boy summer accidentally fumbling their way thru solving things
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! No jokes today, just excited Emily's gonna be on Gastronauts!!
2025-03-21 20:47:18 +0000 UTC
Proud of Jake for pulling the voices you KNOW were hard to preform. You’re doing an amazing job brotha keep it up! 👍🏼
Jake TG
2025-03-21 20:44:40 +0000 UTC
Boggy throwing a bench at the sniveling henchman sent me.
Totally Offside
2025-03-21 20:30:56 +0000 UTC
☠⚔'YOU SEE THE CRAZY THING IS THIS PHELANGE FITS THIS METATARSAL BUT THIS IS A NEWWWW PHELANGE AND THIS IS AN OLLLD METATARSAL -' 😂 Zudrick my favourite boy
mangobubs
2025-03-21 19:17:13 +0000 UTC
52:00 the fucking groaning metal noise is so stupid why am I laughing so hard 😭
Matt Kilsby
2025-03-21 18:51:30 +0000 UTC
Jake NPC voices supremacy
Geraint
2025-03-21 18:43:07 +0000 UTC
As somebody who's wife constantly says, "My sister had a baby" I agree 😂
Austin W
2025-03-21 18:39:43 +0000 UTC
quite possibly the funniest episode of the whole podcast 😂😂😂
Rachel Shoshanna
2025-03-21 18:33:50 +0000 UTC
I just love how goofy they are. Murph and Emily playing together is such a recipe for chaos in the best way and Caldwell is just so gleeful in all of it
Ellie P
2025-03-21 18:33:22 +0000 UTC
Lorelei and the Laser Eyes is so good! Thanks for the recommendation!
Amber B
2025-03-21 18:08:11 +0000 UTC
The crew’s seemingly cosmic pull toward bird comedy is why I’ll never unsubscribe
Jorde
2025-03-21 18:07:05 +0000 UTC
Bulrick the benevolent more like bluster the benevolent
Ilana Galpert
2025-03-21 17:46:49 +0000 UTC
Agreed, I was really entertained by his storytelling this episode.
yeow
2025-03-21 17:46:20 +0000 UTC
The first 15 minutes of this episode may be the most hilarious beginning moments to an episode I’ve ever heard. And Jake is killing it with his NPCs!!!!
Andrew
2025-03-21 17:46:00 +0000 UTC
I tripped a bird and I liked it 🎶
Emma Robinson
2025-03-21 17:39:25 +0000 UTC
Murph and Jake just absolutely destroying their vocal cords, ya gotta respect it.
ACK
2025-03-21 17:30:53 +0000 UTC
ARE YOU SCHOLARS
Melissa Shilale
2025-03-21 17:14:21 +0000 UTC
this campaign is rapidly approaching C1 for my favorite. jake is just killing it.
Brant
2025-03-21 17:05:55 +0000 UTC
Marvis sounds like the shrimp from A Sharks Tale that has a nephew that's just a stump
Jesus Perez
2025-03-21 17:04:33 +0000 UTC
The sound effects of this ep are dope. Good Job Emily!
DazWaz
2025-03-21 16:47:51 +0000 UTC
Aw man, poor Jake 😭
Saint Panic
2025-03-21 16:14:15 +0000 UTC
Incredible voice work from jake
Alex H.
2025-03-21 15:59:30 +0000 UTC
“say it in initiative asshole”😭😭😭😭😭😭
Amanda M
2025-03-21 15:54:45 +0000 UTC
I’m 15 minutes in and already laughing hysterically what possibly could happen for the other hour
Amanda M
2025-03-21 15:52:04 +0000 UTC
This episode is just pure delight
Rhiannon Williams
2025-03-21 15:40:17 +0000 UTC
Really loving the sounds coming from Jake with all these new NPC voices.
Doublelink
2025-03-21 15:39:15 +0000 UTC
🎶How to trip a bird🎶
Chaston Harper
2025-03-21 14:53:54 +0000 UTC
EAT GREATAXE!
SeminoleDVM
2025-03-21 14:53:37 +0000 UTC
“This guy is anti-mask” fucking killed me
Hostage4hire
2025-03-21 14:36:52 +0000 UTC
This episode really tickled me. Unprompted furniture violence. Bountiful bone content. Incredible bird-related cover of a popular song. Incredible. 10/10.
improbable-nox
2025-03-21 14:35:59 +0000 UTC
SKALDOVA !!!!!
Crumb Gunderson
2025-03-21 14:25:32 +0000 UTC
Alright this ep here really sold me on Skaldova. This campaign rules. Love that Jake's the first of the DMs to really use to a lot of traps, feels like an old school dungeon crawl.
Reasch Fair
2025-03-21 14:20:58 +0000 UTC
I can’t believe Axford is drinking on the job
Hermit
2025-03-21 13:59:24 +0000 UTC
I gotta take some notes on how to trip a bird, I can’t get these crows to touch my wife’s dice.
Hugo Wull
2025-03-21 13:58:13 +0000 UTC
Laughed the hardest I’ve laughed in a while at the elevator trap reveal
Grace
2025-03-21 13:56:18 +0000 UTC
Love how bone-forward this ep is right up top
Maddie Gombis
2025-03-21 13:37:21 +0000 UTC
I'll be using this line FOR SURE
Lauren Husting
2025-03-21 13:15:11 +0000 UTC
I want to fly like a flightless bird, into the future.
Michael Lawton
2025-03-21 13:13:07 +0000 UTC
The most nimble flightless bird in history. I guess if you do believe enough you can almost fly.
Michael Lawton
2025-03-21 13:12:17 +0000 UTC
at different moments all of these characters are my favorite
Hoenn Honey
2025-03-21 13:05:18 +0000 UTC
RUMPLORD!!!!
Michael Lawton
2025-03-21 13:05:02 +0000 UTC
Oh this is a chode 'sode
The Big M
2025-03-21 13:04:25 +0000 UTC
excellent episode, no notes 😂 thanks for keeping me sane while I’m writing my thesis
Mirjam K
2025-03-21 12:58:46 +0000 UTC
Just a heads up, you spelled cumpanions wrong in the description
tacticalgrandma
2025-03-21 12:46:14 +0000 UTC
jake’s voice work on this ep!!!! INCREDIBLE
Syf Sloane
2025-03-21 12:45:31 +0000 UTC
EAT GREATAXE! (I attack him)
BullgogiFrankie
2025-03-21 12:33:07 +0000 UTC
Cannot wait for the short rest on this one!
Hunter Gerth
2025-03-21 12:32:17 +0000 UTC
Absolutely valiant effort by Jake trying to keep these lunatics on track 🛤️ they walked in ready for violence against the DM
Tim Sauerland
2025-03-21 12:22:25 +0000 UTC
Jake is an amazing DM, though maybe it’s easier when you’re playing with 3 DMs. Love everything he’s done so far, can’t imagine it will disappoint. Very excited for more!!!!!!
Samuel Gray
2025-03-21 12:14:50 +0000 UTC
Is Marvis Gurgi from the black cauldron?
Logan Carpenter
2025-03-21 10:56:54 +0000 UTC
Huzzah
Jake Alcott
2025-03-21 10:35:19 +0000 UTC
Hyper-specific. Love it.
Caitlyn Dill
2025-03-21 10:15:15 +0000 UTC
emilys laugh at 41:58 sounds like when a cartoon character slips on a banana peel
MAH DICK FELL OFF
2025-03-21 10:09:45 +0000 UTC
i subscribed recently and just started campaign 2. i wonder how much further into skaldova they’ll get into before i finally catch up 🥹
LuigiLvr69
2025-03-21 09:58:35 +0000 UTC
Just looked it up and it's a children's book😂 oh bother...
riley chalk
2025-03-21 08:13:58 +0000 UTC
How to trip a Bird is a beautiful song brought tears to my eyes
Esme McGrath
2025-03-21 08:07:29 +0000 UTC
What ever you do don’t google that at work
Trevor McDaniel
2025-03-21 07:38:24 +0000 UTC
Can we give it up for Brian "Say it in initiative Asshole" Murphy getting some payback for the shit the 2 crew have put him through as a DM. Lmao
Cassie Cox
2025-03-21 07:38:15 +0000 UTC
I love the music so much! I was walking down the street with my headphones and when it started playing I started skipping, which is neat.
Nitzan Harel
2025-03-21 06:55:34 +0000 UTC
Indiana bones sounds like a gay porn😂
Ross Wright
2025-03-21 05:41:45 +0000 UTC
Jake!!! These character voices!!! 🤩
The Fun Yaunt
2025-03-21 05:21:19 +0000 UTC
Wonderful reskin of the Tub Brisket one shot
Nathaniel Levy
2025-03-21 04:50:24 +0000 UTC
YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, RUMPLORD
Drew Faber
2025-03-21 04:40:07 +0000 UTC
A horror of a bird strutting atop a carpet of bones, not a single misstep, the most agile talons, entirely untrippable
Karen
2025-03-21 04:37:01 +0000 UTC
SO good lmfao
Drew Faber
2025-03-21 04:34:38 +0000 UTC
*Scaldova - Ep 5: The Parley*
me: I really hope they don’t use the side flap
Emily Wines
2025-03-21 04:02:42 +0000 UTC
Obsessed with Emily's comment at 10:25, she really knows how to play the 1st time drunk perfectly
Mr.Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot (aka The penguin)
2025-03-21 03:57:24 +0000 UTC
“Say it in initiative asshole!” 😂
Brittney Ouderkirk
2025-03-21 03:52:58 +0000 UTC
5 min in and I can’t get over how amazing Jake’s
Freeza-esque voice is for Victus.
Bryan Barton
2025-03-21 03:39:15 +0000 UTC
Emily is behaving like me decking out Shadowheart in every piece of Dark Justiciar gear in the Grymforge.
Rebecca Neal
2025-03-21 03:24:55 +0000 UTC
🎶 Where did I go wrong, I tried to trip / a goddamn bird, but then it crit
Alex Mayhem
2025-03-21 03:23:29 +0000 UTC
Praise be to our prompt king!
Elliot
2025-03-21 03:15:31 +0000 UTC
the darksouls knight fucking with the elevator is very fitting
Simon Hughes
2025-03-21 03:14:40 +0000 UTC
4 crits within ~2 minutes of each other is absolutely insane. Also I see you caldwell with your steve miller reference
Jean-Luc A
2025-03-21 03:11:58 +0000 UTC
"this guy's anti-mask!"
Zanna
2025-03-21 03:06:24 +0000 UTC
double meaning for bone chair really has me laughing harder than i should
Autumnis_Prime
2025-03-21 02:58:00 +0000 UTC
🎶how to trip a bird 🎶
Hans Docken
2025-03-21 02:43:24 +0000 UTC
was not expecting this beautiful smeagol voice from jake
Impish
2025-03-21 02:41:09 +0000 UTC
Victis being an anti-masker in 2025 is an insane pull lmao
The Grinch (feral)
2025-03-21 02:32:15 +0000 UTC
Love you guys
Dmkampz
2025-03-21 02:23:19 +0000 UTC
Hurwitz had absolutely nothing to worry about. He has proven himself as an engaging and entertaining DM.
John Freitag
2025-03-21 02:21:20 +0000 UTC
Lets-a-goo!
Monk3yTouch3r
2025-03-21 02:20:57 +0000 UTC
skaaaldoooovaaaaa
bradley Battaglia
2025-03-21 02:17:16 +0000 UTC
Marvis is giving Gurgi from the Black Cauldron
Katie P.
2025-03-21 02:14:31 +0000 UTC
Heck yea! Lovin skaldova! Keep it up Jakey Pooh!
DuckerQuackson
2025-03-21 02:14:28 +0000 UTC
I just screamed SKALDOVA
Charlie Morris
2025-03-21 02:14:19 +0000 UTC
Emily’s intro makes me smile so much every time. Absolutely love it!
Ashton Johnson
2025-03-21 02:13:52 +0000 UTC
Yessss!!!!!!
Michael Lawton
2025-03-21 02:12:50 +0000 UTC
NO SLEEP JUST DND
The Grinch (feral)
2025-03-21 02:11:14 +0000 UTC
Just in time for my flight!
Wyatt H
2025-03-21 02:10:48 +0000 UTC
Well guess I ain’t going to sleep for another hour
Ace
2025-03-21 02:10:47 +0000 UTC
Finally
Rashaad Liggins
2025-03-21 02:10:07 +0000 UTC