D&D Court: Sleepy Sorcerers, Celebrity NPCs and The Dice Swiper Dilemma
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Comments
Murph forgetting that freshwater turtles exist made me smh
Aubrey Chaston
2025-09-05 22:20:20 +0000 UTCLas Magus is definitely on the same map as New Orc City
Kid Chaos, uneasily gazing at oars
2025-08-30 14:26:08 +0000 UTCI played a tabaxi in Icewind Dale and based it on a snow leopard, and my DM was purrfectly fine with my character not needing special winter gear. That campaign died, so with different group I based another tabaxi on a fishing cat (we were supposedly going to do a seafaring campaign - in reality, we spent at least 80% of the time on land) and asked my DM if I could have a 20 ft. swim speed, which they obliged. I think bringing some animal facts into the game is fun flavor!
J. Gro
2025-04-25 06:20:51 +0000 UTCWait, is John Cena’s catchphrase “You can’t see me” because his last name sounds like “See? Nah.” Maybe that’s obvious to everyone else, but it was this episode of DnD Court that got me there.
Nikolaus Cox
2025-04-03 19:11:25 +0000 UTCNgl, I always wish that the intro was the full dungeon court intro still.
Mj
2025-04-02 15:16:33 +0000 UTCWhat is the puzzle game that Emily and Murph were talking about playing??
Alexa Sparks
2025-03-21 02:26:50 +0000 UTCi think the dm could have thrown in an "are you sure?" but using inflict wounds is a Strong choice
Desiree
2025-03-20 18:09:11 +0000 UTCI wana live in the world that exists inside Caldwells head.
Cooper Erikson
2025-03-19 18:12:05 +0000 UTCThank you for clarifying. I was just coming here to explain that as I'm trying not to cringe while the self proclaimed DnD babies kept talking about it like it was a 5e wizard. P.S. I still love all you DnD babies even if your Pathfinder knowledge is limited. Also the MAP bonus joke was a good one.
Cooper Erikson
2025-03-19 17:20:17 +0000 UTCThe class is entirely built around something called spell strike which allows them to make a melee attack with their weapon that is charged with a spell.
Cooper Erikson
2025-03-19 17:12:46 +0000 UTCSo just to explain for all of the DnD babies like Murph. A Magus in pathfinder is more in line with the Eldritch Knight fighter subclass in 5e than a traditional caster.
Cooper Erikson
2025-03-19 17:12:05 +0000 UTCMaybe Hugo should buy decoy dice for the Gollum wife.
Darkrisky
2025-03-19 15:53:44 +0000 UTCViva las mages everyone is a mage except jake who is a barb pretending to be a mage. We got the next campaign.
ODIN
2025-03-19 09:20:22 +0000 UTCI would listen to the 9-5 sold in the zoom one shot
Trout
2025-03-19 04:30:34 +0000 UTCI pissed myself at the John Cena bit 😭😭
Halestorm
2025-03-19 02:18:03 +0000 UTCI can not believe that Brian "Actions have Consequences" Murphy wasn't on board with the sorc getting cold-cocked. Also 100% on the side of the DM with the inflict wounds, they didn't do a gotcha on the PC there, those chose to cast inflict wounds on a child who was rude to them instead of doing literally anything else, that's totally their own fault.
Blue Bee
2025-03-18 04:46:27 +0000 UTCMas Magis would be a killer Hot Boy Summer Arc.
Hunter Gerth
2025-03-17 22:04:10 +0000 UTCLicensed insurance agent here weighing in on the lake case! First off: The owner of the car should call their insurance agent and talk to them about it if they haven’t already bc they will be the best person to help them out. Insurance from state to state can differ but insurance policies are specifically covering the vehicle- not the driver. Since the owner of the car presumably gave the driver permission to drive it’s going to fall onto their own policy. It’ll be covered if they have collision coverage (aka full coverage) but if they have liability only they’ll be SOL. There’s not much the insurance company can do against the driver in this case and if they do place a claim on it they’ll be left to bear the consequences in the future. If the owner wants to get compensated from the driver they’ll have to settle it in or out of court. I’d recommend gathering up any receipts they may have from the incident and the convos they had with the driver admitting fault and disregarding the situation as that will help them in court!
Olivia
2025-03-17 21:53:55 +0000 UTCUltimately, I think I'd still rule against the DM, because while I do think that "casting Inflict Wounds on a teen kills them" is a reasonable ruling, it sounds like they didn't give the player the courtesy "are you sure about that spell slot?" which they should have. Though to be fair, by the time you have revivify you've probably murdered a monster with Inflict Wounds, so you should know better than to use it on a teen
EmperorGreed
2025-03-17 20:02:04 +0000 UTCI think the murderous cleric's DM deserves a generous read: if I'm that DM, I'm looking for them to punch the teen for 1d1+ STR mod damage, not expend a spell slot on their most deadly spell which *3d10* necrotic damage. That's like responding to a yo mama joke by pulling a gun and opening up. Plus, it's called Inflict Wounds, not Inflict Slapstick. As to the tabletop execution, it's bounded accuracy. A commoner could tabletop a 20th level fighter if they rolled high twice in a row. I know that sounds improbable to people who roll like Justice Murphy- I'm one of them- but it's mathematically pretty plausible
EmperorGreed
2025-03-17 19:19:36 +0000 UTCI hope those two players can reconcile. The “lake driver” might be able to make it up to their friend by paying for a delicious and affordable meal at Gilligan’s Bar and Grill; a premier dining experience.
Gilligan Froggert
2025-03-17 17:19:56 +0000 UTCJustice Beardsley when?
DarkSnowman13
2025-03-17 15:08:40 +0000 UTCI would love a Flintstones one shot (or short season) where you guys are Bedrock Court Mages going to a conference in Las Magus Get Zac Oyama to cameo as Mavrus ancient ancestor Magus (you know, the guy Las Magus is named after who owns the place)
Slappy Dave
2025-03-17 08:56:55 +0000 UTCBTW, Lake Driver should for sure cover the cost of the screw up. Just saying that it’s not an insanely outlandish screw up to the point that the driver should be ridiculed when you factor in the math and reaction times.
El Jefe
2025-03-17 06:37:36 +0000 UTCOne point of note on the Lake Driver case is just that “15 plus feet” is a super small distance where cars are concerned. It might seem far when standing outside of a car or looking at a photo, but a car going just 10 MPH will travel 14.66 feet in ONE second. Factor in that this driver seems to have been nervous at the wheel at the time and would have likely had a delayed reaction time, and it’s understandable how a car could wind up in a lake.
El Jefe
2025-03-17 06:33:59 +0000 UTC“You need to introduce a third, and that third…is a bird.” This is a golden Caldwell moment we can all agree✨
Beluga
2025-03-17 02:52:23 +0000 UTCMy karaoke group ends our nights with Simple and Clean from Kingdom Hearts because the lyrics make absolutely no sense, it's beautiful
Katie P.
2025-03-17 00:01:17 +0000 UTCNothing in the world could have prepared me for 'and that third is a bird', absolutely insane energy
Elijah Gray
2025-03-16 23:30:58 +0000 UTCIt is absolutely wild that something straight out of a The Office episode (Michael driving the car into a lake because GPS told him to) landed on D&D court
Casey Kerins
2025-03-16 21:10:40 +0000 UTCcawcawldwell strikes again
induceddata
2025-03-16 16:20:10 +0000 UTCShe very well might take both. Perhaps I’ll introduce a third…
Hugo Wull
2025-03-16 13:03:36 +0000 UTCHilariously enough, Blunt is a uniquely complicated person to have picked as a joke NPC... b/c (not joking) James Blunt has been a pilot since age 16, led his military skiing team to a giant slalom championship, and was part of an advance recon unit in Kosovo. He is pop star James Bond. Why do I know this? Because when "You're Beautiful" was charting, censors missed that he said "you could see by my face that I was FUCKING HIGH" and interviewers trying to do broadcast press for his album on the strength of that single charting seemed (IMO) DESPERATE to talk about anything but that song, lol. (This isn't an elaborate comedic bit, just give his wiki a glance)
M Bee
2025-03-16 11:45:07 +0000 UTCThank you for your supportive ruling 💙
Mason N.
2025-03-16 08:54:22 +0000 UTCSorry if they did already! If so, can you remind me! This is the first time I’ve heard it mentioned since I’ve been submitting it! Thanks for the reassurance on the ruling noble justices! 💙
Mason N.
2025-03-16 08:54:03 +0000 UTCMVP of that season. Zach was also insanely hot. He was a crit machine.
Ian Mcilwean
2025-03-16 05:36:12 +0000 UTCLake Driver owes that person a car. There's no way either insurance pays for the car. Unless they were some how on each other's policies.
Ian Mcilwean
2025-03-16 05:11:57 +0000 UTCJohn cena steals your car, puts it in a lake, does the “you can’t see me”, then bounds into the woods on all 4s
Stephen Fike
2025-03-16 02:52:27 +0000 UTCWill the wife just steal those, too? 😂
Courtney F.
2025-03-16 01:36:05 +0000 UTCMurph, did you ever actually even live in New Jersey, there's tons of lake turtles 😂
Courtney F.
2025-03-16 01:35:07 +0000 UTCThe splash and then drop of John Cena’s entry music 🦆ing SENT me 🤣🤣🤣
Tim Sauerland
2025-03-15 20:37:40 +0000 UTCHusband should start buying double dice and pull out the duplicate once the wife steals the first one
just a little bawn
2025-03-15 20:13:18 +0000 UTCLove that were talking pf2e! Magus would have a decent punch, they are kind of a bladesinger-esc class in Pf2e. Utility lite, spell and melee damage heavy , the cool key ability they can use is called Spellstrike, in which they tack on a spell on top of a successful melee strike. So a lvl 1 sorcerer has little chance taking a full round of agile attacks from a magus at the same level! AC vs Chance to hit would be real bad for the sorc.
Garrett Bokrossy
2025-03-15 19:35:54 +0000 UTCLol @ Murph going HAM on the DM who "tricked" the player into using a spell that does 3d10. Direct Messenger was AGGRO this ep
Elliot
2025-03-15 18:18:37 +0000 UTCWas emily talking about your funny bone ?? Because that part of your definitely hurts, ha
Marissa
2025-03-15 18:16:18 +0000 UTCI didn’t even notice, that’s rad
Wyatt
2025-03-15 17:37:53 +0000 UTCIf I was dming for the pigeon player I would let them buff their perception stat and nerfed their intelligence because pigeons are dumb as hell. Go ahead, use animal facts, pigeons can’t build nests
Wyatt
2025-03-15 17:36:52 +0000 UTCBeen waiting for Murph to address John Cena 🤣
Jack el destripador
2025-03-15 14:19:31 +0000 UTCMurph extra grumpy in this ep and I love it
Matt Kilsby
2025-03-15 11:17:41 +0000 UTC“Introduce a third, a bird” Sounds like something Amir would read from a scroll
Hammy
2025-03-15 06:12:37 +0000 UTCYou mean Ned Shireen?
Hugo Wull
2025-03-15 03:36:40 +0000 UTCMurph was rolling CRAZY well during FH Junior Year Thank you Moonmaiden
Tish
2025-03-15 02:35:26 +0000 UTC"Entice the Dice"....just amazing
Brianna B
2025-03-15 02:16:59 +0000 UTCThe Viva Mas Magus one shot sounds like so much fun. I’ve been jonesing for some more Pathfinder 2e content after the last one shot. And hearing the crew make jokes using P2e terms makes hope if they do play it, it’s in P2e.
Jacob Ibarra
2025-03-15 02:10:36 +0000 UTCYou're beautiful is also the go to blunt track but Monsters is a devastating song
Connor Dub
2025-03-15 01:33:12 +0000 UTCThe Case of a Real Car in a Real Lake is the most tenuous D&D case we've ever had
Aidan Boyle
2025-03-15 01:07:09 +0000 UTCIf that pigeon cleric gets a bonus to their passive perception because of the placement of their eyes, they should then get disadvantage on ranged attacks because they’d have like no depth perception.
jaydee meowr
2025-03-15 00:24:25 +0000 UTCI think the case of the real life car being driven into a lake might be my all time favorite.
Marianne
2025-03-14 21:21:15 +0000 UTCDamn this class sounds cool as hell. Thanks for bringing that up! ~Caldwell
Not Another D&D Podcast
2025-03-14 21:06:54 +0000 UTCDefinitely heard the Coach Hawk Barski flashback case ajudicated before.
Doctor Ransom
2025-03-14 20:56:37 +0000 UTCthank you so much! And also yikes!!!!
Grass
2025-03-14 20:45:50 +0000 UTCI also thought carrot top first...😄
tautcarabiner
2025-03-14 19:58:38 +0000 UTCEver since that Game of Thrones episode, there is a precedent for Ed Sheeran randomly appearing in a fantasy world
Hammy
2025-03-14 19:24:01 +0000 UTCJunior Justice Herwie 🥹
Jedidiah Archer Smith
2025-03-14 18:42:16 +0000 UTCNothing sold in the Zoom faster than the Woman in the Wall Pitch
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! No jokes today, just excited Emily's gonna be on Gastronauts!!
2025-03-14 18:37:33 +0000 UTCMost frogs have teeth, if bullywugs are based off frogs! Not human-like but yyyknoww
Sarah Shaver
2025-03-14 18:27:20 +0000 UTCIt's so ironic that emily turned invisible during the One Ring dice case. Also, any chance those paw paw dice get another batch? I really want a set, it's sold out!
we're besties with testees don't test these besties
2025-03-14 18:05:11 +0000 UTCWatch out for lakes!
Tony Cappellino
2025-03-14 17:57:55 +0000 UTCWhen I Dm'd the Waterdeep Heist campaign one of my friends played a character named Dizazzi who was a barbarian pretending to be a wizard. One of the rules about Waterdeep as a city is that all magic users have to register so that they can help the city in case they need to draft all magic users to deal with a threat to the city. So I definitely made him register for the magic user draft. There was where magic users were called to put out a fire and the barbarian just threw rocks at it I believe.
Summer, Autumn Eladrin
2025-03-14 17:51:13 +0000 UTCGarris's I have calibrations comes to mind and listening to this
Declane Gilhooley
2025-03-14 17:46:25 +0000 UTCAs a quick clarification the Magus in Pathfinder is a combat caster class. So it's fully possible that that character punching the sorcerer is closer to a monk going all out than a wizard.
Babbles The Clown
2025-03-14 17:42:15 +0000 UTCPonds, lakes, rivers, and creeks got turtles.
we're besties with testees don't test these besties
2025-03-14 17:40:30 +0000 UTCGorgug the barbarian is the greatest wizard of his age
Ilana Galpert
2025-03-14 17:39:58 +0000 UTCOmg hi it's me sob. There's genuinely so much freakish context I couldn't include in the submission but one of the worst bits is that the lakedriver INSISTED on driving the car bc someone else driving made her anxious. And the owner of the car said he felt nervous within 1 minute of her driving bc she kept taking her hands off the wheel to gesticulate while she spoke, and they were only near the lake because she missed the first two exits. AND THEN THEY STILL WENT ON VACATION TO NEW YORK AFTERWARDS. (also they theorized it was a mossy lake at night - it was the driest lake i've ever seen in my life at 11 am)
Sydney
2025-03-14 17:37:34 +0000 UTCI have amazing news for you bro: 43:16
Tony Cappellino
2025-03-14 17:31:48 +0000 UTCThe audio for John Cena driving the car into the lake was so unexpected lmao
wick
2025-03-14 17:30:55 +0000 UTCLol whoever names your files forgot what year it is. Get some sleep 😂
Pizzapie_420
2025-03-14 17:30:00 +0000 UTCFirst case: they must have had no spells left as they were going down for a long rest, that's why they "punched" eachother
we're besties with testees don't test these besties
2025-03-14 17:17:26 +0000 UTC100% agree early 2000s rock/ nu metal goes hard for karaoke. Chop suey! Is my go to song, followed by fat lip by sum41. Not in the genre but “Oh so quiet” by bjork is is soooo fun to sing because you scream a lot
McNeilly Fieweger
2025-03-14 17:15:00 +0000 UTCCaldwell performing Not Like Us is something we all need.
Bryce Peterson
2025-03-14 17:11:09 +0000 UTCIs there such thing as a penguin aarikocra? Can’t fly but has a fast swim speed?
Sofa loaf
2025-03-14 17:02:48 +0000 UTCNever! 🤓
Tobin
2025-03-14 16:57:14 +0000 UTCGive back your +1!
patrick prager
2025-03-14 16:55:57 +0000 UTCOh I love the idea of a barbarian cosplaying as a sorcerer. I remember a friend of mine from highschool played an Orc "Wizard" who only knew two spells, "fireball" and "polymorph" and was super convinced he knew these spells. When he would cast "polymorph" he would just hit someone with his giant "staff" as hard as possible and polymorph them into a corpse. And fireball was just lighting his "staff" on fire and throwing it at someone. Good times.
Lambroux
2025-03-14 16:54:26 +0000 UTCThere are a couple of points on the arm that hurt more than usual when hit and may make the arm numb when struck hard enough. You got the lower tendon of the deltoid muscle, just above biceps and triceps. Between the biceps and triceps there is a nerve cluster. This one, if struck hard enough, will make your arm go numb. Then there is a point half way down the forearm, in the middle of the radius bone, on the side of the thumb. This one will make your thumb numb if treated with enough blunt force. Then there is the classic funny bone. And lastly, there is an area on the top of the hand, just in the middle, just where the metacarpus bones meet the carpus bone structure. There is a lot of tendons and nerves there so it hurts like hell and makes your fingers numb for a moment. Don't ask me where I know this from - I had a "busy" childhood XD
CoraxArtifex
2025-03-14 16:33:29 +0000 UTCOmg thank you for this context. This whole story is insane and I honestly can’t believe more people aren’t talking about it in the comments!!!!
Kendall 🎶
2025-03-14 16:16:33 +0000 UTCRegarding "that part of the arm that really hurts," I believe you are referring to the pressure point/nerve known as L9 Radialus. Either that, or my childhood Kenpo Karate Sensei was wrong lol. Maybe that's what Jake was talking about when he responded with "Oh, right here in the forearm muscle, right?" as it's a bit down the forearm from the underside of the elbow and a bit toward the outer forearm. I dunno if that makes sense or if I'm right 🤷♀️
David
2025-03-14 15:58:26 +0000 UTCOMG, the punks in Frostwind. Fuck you, I love you.
Michael Lawton
2025-03-14 15:48:15 +0000 UTCI’m not a wrestling fan either but when I heard about John cena the first thing I thought was how bad I needed to hear Murph discuss it, thank god!!
Gavin L.
2025-03-14 15:35:01 +0000 UTCEmily, idk if you pulled this out of the depths of your memory, but IRL James Blunt opened for Ed Sheeran’s tour, like, 8 years ago… and I think you just told the story of how that pairing came to be ? <3
Kasia
2025-03-14 15:28:26 +0000 UTCOh my goodness! Thank you for reading my “confession”! Love a good roasting razz in the morning. Love yinz! 😂🫶
Tobin
2025-03-14 15:19:12 +0000 UTC🎤 CANT WAKE UP
Spencer Bloom
2025-03-14 15:01:03 +0000 UTCI need a shirt that says “ if you can’t handle me at my gollum.. you don’t deserve me at my smeagol” and “troll wife”. They probably exist but now that Emily said it🤣😅
Chanel Chatman
2025-03-14 14:54:00 +0000 UTCIt's orange vs green, it's seasonally relevant!
Rebecca Neal
2025-03-14 14:46:42 +0000 UTCSo I'm pretty sure the car owner's insurance would cover this if they have coverage for someone driving other than the policy holder, which is more expensive. And in that case, the insurance is going to sue the driver. But if the owner doesn't have that coverage, they're paying out of pocket, and it would be time to sue the driver themself.
Rebecca Neal
2025-03-14 14:45:11 +0000 UTCNorm MacDonald, Courtney Thorne Smith, Conan, youtube, go. *chairmanoftheboard
Dark Field
2025-03-14 14:36:24 +0000 UTCOn Dungeon Court? Never. As an episode of the office? Yes.
PastaCortez
2025-03-14 14:29:13 +0000 UTCPlayers have agency. Why didn't the cleric specify non-lethal damage if they didn't want to kill the kid? It feels unfair to put the blame on the dm for the choices players *didn't* make. Why are we blaming them for the consequences to player choices?
Gearbox
2025-03-14 14:27:42 +0000 UTCMurph did infact point out that that is the case Raw but it doesn’t really effect his opinion on this being a set up and the uneven rule enforcement.
Featherweight
2025-03-14 14:16:05 +0000 UTCMost important takeaway from this ep - Murph knew the year the Carrot Top movie came out off the top of his head.
Dark Field
2025-03-14 14:02:15 +0000 UTCI ALSO came here to say this lol
Sara S.
2025-03-14 13:56:42 +0000 UTCI was so stoked when they started talking about John Cena even though I don’t know anything about wrestling
Jonathan
2025-03-14 13:48:48 +0000 UTCThank you for hearing my case. I think we are going to try the bird thing despite your merciless razzing of Caldwell (my wife has an affinity for birds and we have a pipe dream of training crows to bring us shiny gifts in exchange for food). I’ll update if it ever manages to work!
Hugo Wull
2025-03-14 13:24:20 +0000 UTCRip you are correct
sam fusco
2025-03-14 13:11:00 +0000 UTCGuys, I swear the car-in-lake start has come up before. Am I crazy???
DMAN
2025-03-14 13:09:54 +0000 UTCActually, you're thinking of Harm. Inflict Wounds can kill.
Mantross
2025-03-14 13:08:53 +0000 UTCImagine how I feel!
Hugo Wull
2025-03-14 13:01:55 +0000 UTCThe James Blunt DM should have his players roll a d100 at random times after James Blunt goes on tour to determine random events on the tour and then like that one episode of Futurama present an entire history of the James Blunt tour. And one of the possibilities is that they kill him with a roll on the d100 (it's 69 obviously)
Blaire D
2025-03-14 12:54:31 +0000 UTCInflict wounds by definition can't kill, it does insane damage for it's leveling
sam fusco
2025-03-14 12:53:20 +0000 UTCVery much looking forward to the Viva Rock Magus oneshot
Anthony
2025-03-14 12:48:17 +0000 UTCThe Justices, while entertaining, do sometimes have a tendency to just assume they understand how some thing work and make their ruling off of that and they only catch that they are wrong about 50% of the time when they do this. Usually it's Murph making a statement on how he thinks somthing works and the others just accepting that he knows what he's talking about. It seems to happen less now than in the early days of the court but it is somthing that happens.
Sean Boyle
2025-03-14 12:29:56 +0000 UTCJames Blunt Rotation, is that a thing?
Mr. Micholaus
2025-03-14 12:29:01 +0000 UTCThat and its inflict wounds, that is absolutely gonna hurt someone. The take from the justices is very backwards on this one.
Mr. Dude Sky
2025-03-14 12:16:50 +0000 UTCCan Carrottop please be the new Grinch!? Plz plz plz 🙏 Better yet, can we get some Carrottop/Grinch combo questions on Surprise Round?
Eons Abroad
2025-03-14 12:11:37 +0000 UTCWhen is the short rest out?
katie potato
2025-03-14 11:41:10 +0000 UTCThe rule about non-lethal damage only applies to melee attacks - not ranged attacks or spells
PastaCortez
2025-03-14 11:30:19 +0000 UTCDice Christ has blessed us on this day. We are thankful for this blessing of Dungeon court-age!
Doonkers
2025-03-14 10:48:28 +0000 UTCThis is insane. I can’t imagine how awkward that trip was afterward.
Thomas Hegarty
2025-03-14 10:31:27 +0000 UTCyippee, in time for me to snort chortle guffaw along in the office and become my most hated co-worker!!
Proopypants
2025-03-14 10:00:49 +0000 UTCThere's a Mage The Ascension book called Fallen Tower Los Vegas that's basically just things to do as a mage in Vegas.
Sev Nessus
2025-03-14 09:45:30 +0000 UTCI think the new justice should be referred to as Junior Justice Jake who is on super secret probation and may be a cake guy.
Natural Dragon
2025-03-14 09:33:37 +0000 UTCI now want to make a character called the Lakedriver
Allen S
2025-03-14 09:07:54 +0000 UTCYeah, for anyone reading this who's interested, Magus is a class that makes an attack and casts a spell in one move. So, like, you can Fireball Punch. Of course in that case you'd then be at the centre of a Fireball, so probably better to go for a single target spell, but Fireball Punch is too cool to resist...
Magma River
2025-03-14 08:45:23 +0000 UTCI came to comment this as well, the fact he dropped him makes me think he was using spellstrike punches as well
George Bewley
2025-03-14 07:48:31 +0000 UTCViva Las Magus as a Hot Boy Summer casino weekend 🤞🤞🤞
mikel_pickle
2025-03-14 07:24:05 +0000 UTCWay stoked for the D20 show at the Bowl. I’m on the crew there but I’m taking the day off to just be audience for this one
Nick Sheppard
2025-03-14 06:53:43 +0000 UTC"introduce a third - a bird" sounds like a line from jake and amir
coladrimk
2025-03-14 06:53:35 +0000 UTCUnfortunately, "you have to add a third and the third is a bird" was the funniest thing I've ever heard and did make me cry laughing.
Bridie O'Dare
2025-03-14 06:49:30 +0000 UTCLake driver dm please give more info im begging for the tea
Grass
2025-03-14 06:33:51 +0000 UTCMurph’s assertion that these level 2 characters with James Blunt “have nothing else to live for” delights me.
The Fun Yaunt
2025-03-14 06:24:02 +0000 UTCLove this. The exalted bailiff has risen. Hi, Two Crew
DuckerQuackson
2025-03-14 06:22:49 +0000 UTC2am dungeon court lets goooo
Michael McEntee
2025-03-14 06:10:14 +0000 UTCI've seen the car lake picture it is straight up broad daylight and extremely visibly obvious. Also on initially relaying this story to us Sydney said the driver INSISTED on driving. And this was on the way To the vacation btw they had to do a whole trip together afterward
Kestrel
2025-03-14 06:09:21 +0000 UTCYeah, up for a bowl of cereal and saw the notification. Dunn Dunn!!
Michael Lawton
2025-03-14 06:04:33 +0000 UTCVery rare I get to bring anything to the table, but in Pathfinder, a Magus is a mix of martial and caster so understandable that his punches would do damage.
Walker
2025-03-14 06:03:03 +0000 UTCI’m staying up to watch the lunar eclipse and so glad this works dropped to keep me company!
CaptLizianthus
2025-03-14 05:45:20 +0000 UTCMurphy we need the john Cena heel turn reaction
Ross Wright
2025-03-14 05:39:09 +0000 UTCRolled a nat one on that one eh?
Isaiah
2025-03-14 05:34:01 +0000 UTCOh thank god I’m about to drive home from a shitty date and I NEEDED THIS
Vickyrae
2025-03-14 05:33:21 +0000 UTCExalted High Wife Worm Bailiff Axford!!!
Tucker Collins
2025-03-14 05:33:03 +0000 UTCMe seeing the title: Dicer no dicing!
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! No jokes today, just excited Emily's gonna be on Gastronauts!!
2025-03-14 05:32:46 +0000 UTCD&D Court is truly the best part of NADDPOD outside of the campaigns
KingHalt
2025-03-14 05:32:33 +0000 UTCYESSSSS EXALTED HIGH BALIFF AXFORD
lily 😦
2025-03-14 05:31:56 +0000 UTC
