Skaldova - Ep. 2: The Valley of the Whispered Oath
Added 2025-02-14 03:49:20 +0000 UTC
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The Carnal Crew hits the road! Zudrick finds more blood for his armor, Welly finds a marvelous strength, and Boggy finds himself in a hole.
Sound Mixing and Editing by Brian Murphy and Faris Monshi
Music / Sound Effects Include:
"Blackthorn Hall" by Emily Axford
"Into The Mist" by Emily Axford
"Winter Sprite" by Emily Axford
"Bloody Mural" by Emily Axford
"Starspawn" by Emily Axford
"Snake Fight" by Emily Axford
"Demi-God" by Emily Axford
"Henry’s House" by Emily Axford
"Selfless" by Emily Axford
"The Lonely Autumn" by Emily Axford
"Summoning" by Emily Axford
"Growing Pains" by Emily Axford
This I think is my fav side story 😭😭
LJ KA
2025-09-13 14:41:17 +0000 UTC
honestly ? shoutout to murph for "you can milk oats or something" and em for "...... are you guys Kissing??" just a section of back to back bangers
Kat !
2025-08-06 08:26:43 +0000 UTC
shoutout to Caldwell for "we've all got our nutbags on us, don't we?". I cried
Kat !
2025-08-06 08:23:47 +0000 UTC
Throwing the axes at him had me in tears
Ian Mcilwean
2025-03-13 06:44:00 +0000 UTC
"That's way too hot. Don't tell it by the fire." (Stealing this 😂)
SoupLightning
2025-03-04 02:18:58 +0000 UTC
amazing storytelling by Dm Cake. also this is comment # 222
Z Slice
2025-03-01 03:44:44 +0000 UTC
I am no veteran podcaster, so please feel free to ignore me. It is a little noticeable when you switch into reading from a pre-written passage, and I think slowing down and adding pauses would really help making those sound more natural. Just a thought.
Mubeen Khan
2025-02-25 17:03:22 +0000 UTC
I have a MIGHTY NEEEEEEEED!!!!
DarkSnowman13
2025-02-25 16:54:13 +0000 UTC
Finally anarchist representation in media 😝🏴
Kitty Stryker
2025-02-25 06:39:23 +0000 UTC
Is anyone else just hearing Nathan Explosion every time Murph says Murder?
Clayton Davis
2025-02-23 00:56:40 +0000 UTC
It took longer than i’m willing to admit to understand why certain flowers make Welly blush
Li I
2025-02-22 08:09:54 +0000 UTC
caldwell is absolutely nailing the tom bombadil voice! i LOVE these characters so much im so excited to hear the new ep!!
deranged pigeon
2025-02-21 00:52:33 +0000 UTC
Absolutely well done Jake. Your world building is admirable andinspiring. Welly is going to be such an interesting story, Zurich is hilariously badass, and Boggy is such a sad dad vibe I love it so much.
Brady Young
2025-02-20 23:01:22 +0000 UTC
Recently bias but this episode might be my favorite balance of role playing, nonsense, and comedy.
Mickey Dougherty
2025-02-20 22:17:46 +0000 UTC
Just adding my bouquets of roses at the feet of each member of the 2 Crew. The largest goes to Jake, for his incredibly depictive writing (it's almost like he could do it professionally) and how well he's managing the timing! He let's his PCs play (fun to hear him laugh as he sits back and listens) but hasn't yet let things drag on too long. Brilliant world, brilliant characters - bravo! 💐💐💐💐
J. Gro
2025-02-20 20:19:54 +0000 UTC
I don’t think I realized Welly was a female character until this episode. It makes the Carnal Release so much funnier
Todd
2025-02-19 23:20:32 +0000 UTC
The Naddpod rec got me to finally pick it out of my tbr pile and I'm now reading it in tandem with a pen pal, my parents, and my book club lol It's really scratching an itch I haven't felt since my old english lit classes in college
Katie P.
2025-02-19 22:49:52 +0000 UTC
Jake is so good
Jason Sherman
2025-02-19 21:38:22 +0000 UTC
OMG, what a great take. Calou Calay!!
Michael Lawton
2025-02-19 14:47:25 +0000 UTC
I so desperately need a tshirt.
“If we die today, then we lived. Period”
Michael Lawton
2025-02-19 14:46:07 +0000 UTC
i really do wonder if lev grossman saw a significant sales bump after the naddpod rec went up 😭
Amelia Granato
2025-02-18 19:42:45 +0000 UTC
Joust do it. Very good.
Daisy
2025-02-18 15:55:31 +0000 UTC
JAAAKKKEEEE make them roll more! 🤣 I love when the shoe is on the other foot and someone tells murph to roll perception or something after they’ve all been chatting and not paying attention. 🤌🏼
alyssa
2025-02-18 05:15:26 +0000 UTC
i have never before relistened to episodes unless i’m doing a season relisten (save for the amir/yugo ep) but i KEEP relistening immediately when these come out!! all 4 of y’all are clearly having SO much fun i am loving these characters and DM jake already! just waiting for the release of Jake’s DM title a la daddy/duncle/docent
Galen Graham, Local Talent
2025-02-18 02:56:32 +0000 UTC
I currently have a broken rib, so laughing is unbearable. I got 3 mins in and ended up un excruciating pain. Sadly I might have to hold off listening to this campaign untill I'm healed
Daniel Griffin
2025-02-17 17:28:47 +0000 UTC
Boggy reminds me of the mayor from the Nightmare before Christmas 😂
Gabriel Howes
2025-02-17 01:46:56 +0000 UTC
Absolutely loving this campaign. The characters are fantastic and Jakes DMing is great. As much as I love Murph as a DM, I could listen to this campaign all year
Ben Marrinan
2025-02-17 00:18:20 +0000 UTC
Rog Bogundy
Hammy
2025-02-16 23:27:27 +0000 UTC
A 4 DM show is what I’ve been waiting for and this completes cycle
G.X. Barnett
2025-02-16 23:12:47 +0000 UTC
Boggy dropping the facade when no one is around is fucking hilarious
GGCoopie
2025-02-16 19:29:49 +0000 UTC
Currently listening and it’s so so delightful. This federal employee is triggered by Murph’s “fork in the road” line lmao
Richa W
2025-02-16 16:18:58 +0000 UTC
I’d also add that Jake getting to play with some of the best and most creative DnD players/DM’s (as well as just incredibly creative and talented in general) for years, is probably something that really helped him. He’s been able to play characters next to the GOAT Emily, and has Murph, the most underrated DM in the DnD actual play community, as his DM.
I also love how he’s already figured out that often your players will help develop your world with you, either with information about or from their backstory, or just by asking questions about the world or the current location/setting. This is something that Emily does especially well in every campaign she’s played in. In every campaign there are things she’s said/described, that Murph takes and uses for the rest of the campaign. For example, nannerflies - Emily came up with that in the moment, so Murph ran with it and the rest is history. Caldwell did a similar thing in Trinyvale with them randomly wanting Butterfinger BBs (but he ended up somehow making them a key part of the overarching story of the BBEG of the campaign - truly impressive IMO).
Tl;Dr - Jake learned from the best, and has become great himself.
James (plz make more trinyvale eps)
2025-02-16 09:37:05 +0000 UTC
Bright Sword about to get that NADDPOD bump
James (plz make more trinyvale eps)
2025-02-16 09:02:37 +0000 UTC
No joke, when I first listened to it, I immediately went back and did a screen recording of that entire part, and then sent it to a friend who hadn’t listened to the episode yet. I still have the recording, so every now and then I’ll go and play it back, and it still makes me crack up just as hard as the first time I heard it.
Caldwell playing Sonic really adds to it I think lol. Also, I definitely gotta give a rose to the Triplets for how they gradually broke Sonic’s will to live throughout the 2 episodes.
James (plz make more trinyvale eps)
2025-02-16 08:58:12 +0000 UTC
Love Jake mentioning the horses he planned on letting them take 😭
Kevin but keviner
2025-02-16 06:39:39 +0000 UTC
I agree that section is the hardest I've ever laughed from this podcast. Jens right out the gate getting hot at Sonic and then the calm but forceful give me your game gear is unparalleled. I'm not a relistener at all but I have listened to that cut several times. And am about to do so again now after seeing your comment!
Nate
2025-02-16 05:14:08 +0000 UTC
I was expecting a much shakier campaign from Jake with this being his first time DMing but i really should have known better considering how good of a writer he is and how much he can nerd out about GOT type stuff. This campaign is awesome and I know I’ll be clamoring for more when it’s over
Jbird723
2025-02-16 05:02:39 +0000 UTC
So brave of Caldwell to play Ron Burgundy in company so hostile to Anchorman
Jackson C
2025-02-16 04:11:11 +0000 UTC
it’s my fav too, the gasp over no stockings killed me
Gilligan Froggert
2025-02-16 03:29:02 +0000 UTC
As much as I and everyone is so enamored with Jake's foray into DMing ( he's so good he doesn't even know) I'm also always being reminded that I've never seen this combo of players all in one game it's fascinating how well they play off eachother and how refreshing a new dynamic like this is. You guys are the best for a reason
Nick Lerche
2025-02-16 02:38:00 +0000 UTC
Also this is some of Naddpod's best comedy.
Samantha Demmerle
2025-02-16 00:28:17 +0000 UTC
Jake you are such a good DM!!!! I love this story and I cannot wait to hear more!! Having Murph play is always such a treat!!
Samantha Demmerle
2025-02-16 00:10:02 +0000 UTC
Maybe my favorite setting and world so far 🥹 loving this campaign so much
Gurl Luigi
2025-02-16 00:02:20 +0000 UTC
Absolute ROSES to Jake once again for building such a great world. I want a long campaign pleaseeee
DJSPEKT
2025-02-15 23:57:13 +0000 UTC
I just rrealized I was imagining Boggy as a frog person and hes not… Dimension 20 boggy + he was just Saul
Maya B
2025-02-15 23:30:46 +0000 UTC
"I just said we lived I'm not thankful for it necessarily" is a GOAT quote
Casey Struble
2025-02-15 22:19:37 +0000 UTC
Fighting head cold so my hearing is a bit off. At the very end I kept hearing "Sir Die Hard" and was confused why they weren't making jokes 😅
Jenn T
2025-02-15 21:06:23 +0000 UTC
Feels like Naddpod Unrated (in the best way possible)
John EldenRing
2025-02-15 20:38:21 +0000 UTC
“joust do it” just fucking ended me
Eden Hill
2025-02-15 19:19:21 +0000 UTC
The bandits immediately becoming wimps as they're getting whomped, the changing terrain... It's cool to see influence of Murph on Jake's game.
AlbireoRising
2025-02-15 19:16:20 +0000 UTC
I need to know whether Jake is deliberately getting NPCs names from the spurs squad. So far we’ve got Timo (Werner) and Mathys (Tel). Bracing myself for a Dejan, Cuti or Sonny soon
Matt Kilsby
2025-02-15 18:30:26 +0000 UTC
Jake ended it with “he rides off into the wooded night” and I think “The Wooded Knights” is a great name for the crew
Dandle The Mandle
2025-02-15 17:30:59 +0000 UTC
Jaaaake! This world you’ve built! It’s one of the first DnD worlds I’ve encountered that really pays homage to the knightly and epic romances of old.
Nikolaus Cox
2025-02-15 17:11:19 +0000 UTC
Absolutely loving this campaign
Benjamin Korynta
2025-02-15 17:05:08 +0000 UTC
I love this world. I love that Welly’s role play has led to the whole world being deeply prudish.
Robert
2025-02-15 16:54:09 +0000 UTC
Second time through. Period.
Michael Lawton
2025-02-15 16:26:04 +0000 UTC
Iambic: And if we die today, we lived. That's it.
tre blessing
2025-02-15 14:47:31 +0000 UTC
This is a great start for the new campaign! Good job ! Your characters are so funny and colored!
Pierrot-Baptiste Lemée-Jolicoeur
2025-02-15 14:32:12 +0000 UTC
Jake you are such an amazing DM :)
Amanda M
2025-02-15 13:17:24 +0000 UTC
I love this campaign soo much :) "Joust do it!" was pure chefs kiss.... And my staff of alertness always dropped my wisdom to -20 pretty much instantly...
Robert
2025-02-15 11:16:49 +0000 UTC
I’ve been listening to The Bright Sword on the crews recommendation between these episodes and MAN is it the perfect combo ⚔️
Ro
2025-02-15 11:02:56 +0000 UTC
"give me a medicine check?!" With the upmost confusion is so funny
Tavitafish
2025-02-15 09:38:34 +0000 UTC
Honestly Jake, this is amazing! You have nailed this!!
Claire and Cal
2025-02-15 09:19:47 +0000 UTC
Thank you so much for shouting out the NADDPod fan calendar! We had truly SO much fun putting it together. Physical copies are closed, but the digital PDF is still on gum road. Thank you again for all the support <3
Dani Sharkey
2025-02-15 08:35:11 +0000 UTC
I’d be shocked if these 3 even came remotely close to the degenerate grifters the Trinyvale Triplets became.
With that said, those 3 grifters are my absolute favorite. Jens might be my favorite character of all time. Caldwell is the best DM for those characters, and is definitely somewhat at fault for their gradual descent into becoming world class grifters . In my opinion, the Metal City Mayhem 2-shot is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard on a podcast, and is by far my favorite thing that they’ve ever released (including 8BBC). The first 10-15 minutes of it is so incredibly unhinged, and I absolutely love it. The sequence of Sonic showing up -> Jens immediately telling Sonic to shut the f*ck up -> then immediately calling him a little f*cking piece of sh*t while threatening to kill him -> Nyack slapping Sonic with a glove -> Onyx very poorly pretending to be Porker -> Onyx (as Porker) asking for Sonic to pay them for saving her -> Jens demanding Sonic give them his Game Gear.
On a side note, It’s also kinda hilarious how stupidly powerful Onyx is, while also being the biggest grifter in all of Trinyvale. She’s basically as strong as a demi-god in the finale lol.
Anyway, my bad for going on a tangent there, I just absolutely adore Trinyvale and could yap about their exploits all day.
James (plz make more trinyvale eps)
2025-02-15 07:54:23 +0000 UTC
While everyone is praising Jake (for good reason! He’s killing it, and should honestly be an inspiration to many aspiring DM’s out there!), while I just can’t get over how awesome Boggy is. Caldwell has finally created a character that seems to fit his style perfectly.
Also, just the name Welly Hamdam in Welly’s voice cracks me up.
James (plz make more trinyvale eps)
2025-02-15 07:26:43 +0000 UTC
Honestly, every character Murph plays he plays perfectly lol. The range he has in the characters he plays is pretty underrated imo (although I know everyone adores Barry Syx, and for good reason lol)
I do gotta say, that Murph’s portrayal of Jens Lyndelle will forever be his magnum opus of character growth and overall role playing, IMO.
Actually, I doubt Emily or Jake will be able to top what they did with Onyx and Nyack, either - all 3 of them are perfect by the end of the campaign.
(I was mostly joking, but I also actually kinda believe everything I said tbh)
James (plz make more trinyvale eps)
2025-02-15 07:18:54 +0000 UTC
Close! I am a courier lmao
Ethan Trujillo
2025-02-15 07:06:36 +0000 UTC
I hope you’re actually a mailman, cause that would really mess with me if I was a mailman named Ethan and I heard that.
James (plz make more trinyvale eps)
2025-02-15 07:03:41 +0000 UTC
Conversely, Trinyvale started at a snails pace but morphed into one of my favorite things to listen to ever. I will legitimately never get tired of listening to it, especially the back half of the campaign. Not to mention that Trinyvale’s Metal City Mayhem 2-shot is by far the funniest content they’ve ever released. Jens threatening to kick the sh*t out of Sonic will never not make me crack up.
Also, your name ia fascinating and I must know more.
James (plz make more trinyvale eps)
2025-02-15 06:59:42 +0000 UTC
All 4 of them are fantastic DMs, and they all have their own style that seems to work really well for them. I’m still curious how Jake’s style is going to grow and what it’ll become once he’s even more experienced. He’s already very good despite never seriously being a DM/running a campaign before.
I’d also like to see someone DM for all of them. Preferably Brennan, but I’d kill to have Lou run a very short campaign for them. Zac would be good option as well.
I’d also love to see Jasper back on the show and in the DM chair for a return to the setting in Bahumia that he created for the band of boobs a while back - I absolutely loved the world he created, and the plot/story line was fantastic.
James (plz make more trinyvale eps)
2025-02-15 06:54:35 +0000 UTC
At least we know that there were actually granaries lol
James (plz make more trinyvale eps)
2025-02-15 06:44:56 +0000 UTC
My immediate thought after hearing that lmfao.
James (plz make more trinyvale eps)
2025-02-15 06:43:22 +0000 UTC
I think murph committed like full blown murder 😂
Ashton Johnson
2025-02-15 04:57:51 +0000 UTC
If there isn’t, a Joust do it shirt with the arm being the curve in the swoop and lance being the point of the swoop that’s lost revenue
Hashtaggles
2025-02-15 04:15:35 +0000 UTC
Chef kisses every where!! You're killing it Jake!!
Broghar The Bugbear
2025-02-15 02:44:45 +0000 UTC
Okay, Jake needs to do an entire Trinivale style side campaign
Trevor MacLean
2025-02-15 02:42:49 +0000 UTC
I’m so happy for Jake, I love this world!
Thomas
2025-02-15 02:36:40 +0000 UTC
Zudrick gives big Goblin Slayer energy.
anoakleaf
2025-02-15 01:15:28 +0000 UTC
Let 👏Welly👏bust👏
Ilana Galpert
2025-02-15 01:10:12 +0000 UTC
Welly is once erotic flower away from becoming a carnal release addict lol
Ilana Galpert
2025-02-15 01:09:35 +0000 UTC
Jake! You are such an artful story teller!!!!
Molly Gould
2025-02-15 01:08:06 +0000 UTC
This is a great insight, I love all the campaigns but re-listening to C3 now and even having heard everything my head is swimming with all the side characters!!
Kellyd
2025-02-15 01:06:07 +0000 UTC
Ahhh I am not lol, thanks!
Ethan Trujillo
2025-02-15 00:46:00 +0000 UTC
Are you on the $50 tier? Those are the only names that get read
Kellyd
2025-02-15 00:35:53 +0000 UTC
"You see three horses grazing by a tumbled down grainery that I planned for you to find" Jake is already a jaded DM and it warms my heart
Ryan Ferguson
2025-02-15 00:21:21 +0000 UTC
Jake pointing out the horses he had prepped right outside the city for them was too good
Kelley
2025-02-14 23:16:29 +0000 UTC
48:40 almost crashed my car
Joe K
2025-02-14 23:03:01 +0000 UTC
Have to say it again but Jake as a narrator is unrivalled, so evocative
Josh O'Brien
2025-02-14 22:55:43 +0000 UTC
Oh my gosh HOW IS JAKE SUCH A GREAT DM?? he's been so nervous for YEARS about this and he's so incredibly smooth, eloquent, masterful with drawing us forward without feeling heavy handed... Holy Moly!
I am LOVING the giggles as well as the action and story development. Heck yeah!!
Amy Bergeron
2025-02-14 22:42:52 +0000 UTC
I am loving this!!! I have to say my number one problem I had trying to get in to campaigns 2 and 3 was that they kind of start at a sprint. A couple episodes in and I struggled to keep the names, locations, and lore straight (Murph is my all time #1 DM so don’t take this the wrong way). This feels very much like a return to C1’s simple beginning that lets me really focus on getting familiar with the characters and world. Stealing horses and fighting bandits is a much more palatable introduction than launching into an age old conflict. You could say maybe Jake is keeping it simple to have less on his plate at first, but I think it’s more so great story telling. . He’s clearly a great writer and has a lot planned, and I can’t wait to see where this goes.
Put da tiddy ona burgerbun,why my thing go up,HELP
2025-02-14 22:38:16 +0000 UTC
This campaign is amazing already, keep it up ❤️
Kyle Veach
2025-02-14 21:52:44 +0000 UTC
Carnal Cumpanions are a real vibe hahaha
Great job dming Jork!
Slappy Dave
2025-02-14 21:51:15 +0000 UTC
This is absolute gold
Christopher Lasasso
2025-02-14 21:36:58 +0000 UTC
Just listened to the Patreon names for the first time since joining, am I “Ethan the mailman”?? I’m still catching up on campaign 3 so hopefully I catch the story behind that soon lmao
Ethan Trujillo
2025-02-14 20:58:26 +0000 UTC
I really loved Welly talking about death as being crushed between the Ender's thighs.
Stephanie Beal
2025-02-14 20:42:41 +0000 UTC
Jake’s DMing is so evocative, i love all of them as DMs, but its so cool to see the different styles!
Oska
2025-02-14 20:26:23 +0000 UTC
Jake, thank you for one of my new favorite campaigns!!!
Sydney Cooke
2025-02-14 20:14:12 +0000 UTC
"Jake & Amir" walked so that Skaldova could run
Chelsea
2025-02-14 20:12:58 +0000 UTC
Grain-al release, if you will
Karen
2025-02-14 19:54:42 +0000 UTC
We truly had no idea how chaotic these three would be and i dare say it’s giving the triplets a run for their Jet Blue miles
Hostage4hire
2025-02-14 19:53:06 +0000 UTC
I don’t know if you’ve seen Dimension 20 but Murph’s character in the Crown of Candy campaign is sort of a straight man honorable knight and he plays it perfectly
Hammy
2025-02-14 19:51:19 +0000 UTC
As much fun as the last few campaigns have been, these somehow more grounded dorks are so incredibly funny! It's been a long time since I've seen a standard chivalrous knight to be the "straight man" in comedy, it rules.
Gearbox
2025-02-14 19:48:28 +0000 UTC
I think the origin was them talking about if it was just Emily and Caldwell dnd would just be looney toons, and if it was Murph and Jake they would just do really grounded fantasy talking about granary levels.
Del
2025-02-14 19:46:34 +0000 UTC
Jake my guy, your writing is absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥
Kitty
2025-02-14 19:44:33 +0000 UTC
caw caw-ldwell mention
induceddata
2025-02-14 19:31:23 +0000 UTC
I cast Carnel Corner. There is a need within the party to release.
Ryan
2025-02-14 19:22:24 +0000 UTC
As a somewhat-new DM myself, I have been really loving hearing Jake's experiences as a new DM - when he mentioned the three horses outside town, I almost died laughing. So many great moments this ep! I literally interrupted my spouse's work day to make him listen to the Michael Jordan bit.
Chelsea
2025-02-14 19:20:03 +0000 UTC
Yesssssss
A Gunn, Banjo Boy of the Flatlands with two working kidneys
2025-02-14 19:06:29 +0000 UTC
I love how every Jake NPC has just a little Jon Snow in them
joel
2025-02-14 18:55:37 +0000 UTC
I don’t know why I’m surprised that Emily made the horniest knight in all of Skaldova…
Tim Sauerland
2025-02-14 18:51:36 +0000 UTC
Nailed it.
Brian Edwards
2025-02-14 18:45:39 +0000 UTC
Sacrificing the corporeal form to preserve the soul, one might call that The Perfect Murder
Myka
2025-02-14 18:43:10 +0000 UTC
With a lance as the swoosh haha
just a little bawn
2025-02-14 18:30:58 +0000 UTC
Rose for: On Wellie’s last mention of Lady Genneviere(?) around the fire, Murph doing a whisper Zudrick voice saying “stop” so on point killed me.
Spencer Bloom
2025-02-14 18:25:03 +0000 UTC
I’m only a third of the way through, but just had to stop and say I LOVe Jake’s writing!
BumblingRose
2025-02-14 18:24:00 +0000 UTC
much like literally everyone else, joust do it killed me 😂😂 also caldwell's 'ender's tits' lmaooo
Rachel Shoshanna
2025-02-14 18:13:26 +0000 UTC
The Traject Trio (WELCOME TO THE MURDER🐦⬛)
we're besties with testees don't test these besties
2025-02-14 18:01:35 +0000 UTC
happy valentines ig lol
Hannah S
2025-02-14 17:50:22 +0000 UTC
"Joust Do It" needs to 100% be a t-shirt. Holy shit.
Brian Edwards
2025-02-14 17:49:21 +0000 UTC
I loveeeeee the Rune Knight! I am playing one myself right now who is entirely built to grapple and restrain my enemies so my allies can benefit. I've used my grapple to hold enemies inside my allies spells before too, it's the best fighter subclass!
Ashton Ellis
2025-02-14 17:46:06 +0000 UTC
Could some one remind me of the granaries bit, I've forgotten why peeps are popping off about it
tyalaman
2025-02-14 17:45:44 +0000 UTC
ENDER’S TITS!!!!
Michael Lawton
2025-02-14 17:38:12 +0000 UTC
Every time Welly talks about her order I hear "oarder"
Max Barthelemy
2025-02-14 17:34:00 +0000 UTC
Poultry Barron! I’m dying.
Michael Lawton
2025-02-14 17:33:10 +0000 UTC
Joust do it!!??
That was so funny that I think I’m mad at Caldwell
Hammy
2025-02-14 17:14:18 +0000 UTC
Genuinely my favorite character from Caldwell maybe ever. “Good god you’re green!” made me laugh so much
Sam
2025-02-14 16:58:39 +0000 UTC
Skaldova!
Crumb Gunderson
2025-02-14 16:23:59 +0000 UTC
Excellent to listen to when breaking into my own car
ASHNRider
2025-02-14 16:23:35 +0000 UTC
Jake is an awesome DM ❤️🔥
Nicholas Corrêa
2025-02-14 16:18:40 +0000 UTC
Ender take me, I lost it at Air Jordan and Jake's small "damnit"
Myka
2025-02-14 16:15:57 +0000 UTC
I skadoosh over Skaldova.
Sand Panda
2025-02-14 16:01:12 +0000 UTC
Ah thank you I mostly noticed the horses
Rover Bernhard
2025-02-14 15:47:39 +0000 UTC
I think its in reference to the grainery where the horses are grazing outside of Mudtown-- the ones Zudrick flips off as they ride past on their stolen mounts lmao
Jamie Matthews
2025-02-14 15:47:00 +0000 UTC
Best valentines day ever, snow day and new Skaldova!!!!! 💐💌💝🌷
Sam
2025-02-14 15:43:24 +0000 UTC
Can't wait for the Joust Do It merch and the subsequent cease and desist letter from Nike
Jamie Matthews
2025-02-14 15:41:55 +0000 UTC
(Okay everyone is saying we got a granary mention but I don’t remember that… where in the episode is it?)
Rover Bernhard
2025-02-14 15:36:04 +0000 UTC
JOUST DO IT OH MY GOD LOL
Sharktopus Reckoning
2025-02-14 15:30:18 +0000 UTC
It's only the second episode, they can't blow their whole granary load right away.
Rebecca Neal
2025-02-14 15:28:20 +0000 UTC
I'm already so attached to these three gritty weirdos.
Rebecca Neal
2025-02-14 15:27:02 +0000 UTC
Murph going full murder hobo sends me.
Sagerenee
2025-02-14 15:12:37 +0000 UTC
I really hope the crew sees the overwhelming positive acclaim for how great this campaign is shaping up to be. Jake's doing so great and these might be my favorite NADDPOD PCs ever.
Elliot
2025-02-14 15:11:25 +0000 UTC
Joust do it! Do iiiiiit!
Ryan
2025-02-14 15:10:24 +0000 UTC
I could listen to Jake screech "Oh shit, dude!" forever.
Joseph Powell
2025-02-14 15:07:45 +0000 UTC
Boggy Roger is the character Caldwell was born to play.
Totally Offside
2025-02-14 14:42:44 +0000 UTC
Y’all, this is such a delightful listen. Jake’s descriptions are so evocative, I’m immediately transported to skaldova as soon as it starts
Gavin L.
2025-02-14 14:20:02 +0000 UTC
Level 3 i believe
ToobaPhish
2025-02-14 14:14:47 +0000 UTC
100/10 Granaries were mentioned
Josh Kumar
2025-02-14 14:00:10 +0000 UTC
I love this sooo much !!!
Kevin Gutierrez
2025-02-14 13:39:59 +0000 UTC
I imagine he's the most average looking guy and hides under the armour to make him more scary and mysterious
Felix
2025-02-14 13:26:41 +0000 UTC
Jake you're amazing, I feel like you bring a literary element to your sessions that I've been missing all this time.
Felix
2025-02-14 13:25:25 +0000 UTC
Boggy is Caldwell’s finest work, peak art
Yuncle Vanya
2025-02-14 13:24:01 +0000 UTC
'If you need to crack carne' is so incredible 😂
Declan Konesky
2025-02-14 13:19:49 +0000 UTC
That's all we get? Just a peak, a tease of granaries! Why do I even listen
Terrell Swanson
2025-02-14 13:07:09 +0000 UTC
Jake has come so far from where he started. It has been so much fun listening to the podcast grow. Thank you NADDPOD for everything.
Timothy Daughtridge
2025-02-14 12:13:19 +0000 UTC
I listened to the last episode twice, the story telling was so vivid I couldn't resist. Now I'm planning my day around the same thing 😀 Jake, you're an ARTIST
dndaddict
2025-02-14 11:41:11 +0000 UTC
The bandits with Mavid energy was a chef’s kiss 😙👌🏽
Adamantium
2025-02-14 11:32:34 +0000 UTC
JAKE THE MAN YOU ARE
Cian
2025-02-14 11:03:54 +0000 UTC
I cant believe how long Jake waited to DM. This is so fucking good.
Ken
2025-02-14 10:59:19 +0000 UTC
I didn’t realize how much I needed Emily to play another disaster lesbian, but here we are, and I cannot wait to see Wellie interact with her lady love infront of the rest cumpatriots. Great job Jake!!!
The Grinch (feral)
2025-02-14 10:12:14 +0000 UTC
MUSICAL HORSES! MUSICAL HORSES! EVERYONE MOVE ONE TO THE LEFT 😭
Samuel Gray
2025-02-14 10:08:23 +0000 UTC
Anyone else hoping that Zudrick is actually just an animated suit of armour that has absorbed the personality and memories of it's last wearer?
Steve
2025-02-14 09:31:00 +0000 UTC
I love these characters so much! And I’m so happy with the new schedule!
Taylor B, a part-time clartist
2025-02-14 08:53:05 +0000 UTC
I’ve been listening to Ep 1 on repeat all week, like a normal regular, I cannot wait to listen
Gabrielle Warakomski
2025-02-14 08:52:05 +0000 UTC
Jake you are crushing it as DM!!
Also I love Agatha all along! Such a good show.
Natural Dragon
2025-02-14 08:51:51 +0000 UTC
"Welly's smiling and writhing-" "NO" i can't breathe im laughing too hard 😭😭
Mandy R
2025-02-14 08:38:18 +0000 UTC
I adore my calendar
Grass
2025-02-14 08:36:41 +0000 UTC
YEEEEES, YEEEEES, IN TIME FOR MY MORNING WALK
ACK
2025-02-14 08:36:00 +0000 UTC
I desperately need a t-shirt that says "If we die today, then we lived"
Lachy
2025-02-14 08:32:06 +0000 UTC
Joust Do it.
wick
2025-02-14 08:28:36 +0000 UTC
welly attacking and getting a nat 20 even w disadvantage is SO funny 😭
Mandy R
2025-02-14 08:26:41 +0000 UTC
“DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK ITS WEIRD”… that Jake is already killing it as a DM!
Nothing but a delight so far
Balnor’s Best Friend - Steve
2025-02-14 08:16:17 +0000 UTC
I'm still laughing at "... dress the deer?" a week later, so sweetly funny
mikel_pickle
2025-02-14 07:04:18 +0000 UTC
Boggy dropping the act to curse his luck is so funny
Rover Bernhard
2025-02-14 06:53:45 +0000 UTC
It's gonna be their best selling tank
Jake Olson
2025-02-14 06:43:52 +0000 UTC
This makes me really excited for any upcoming d&d courts with Jake adding his perspective from this campaign. It's f****** excellent
Spencer Pommier
2025-02-14 06:36:31 +0000 UTC
Double critting at the funniest possible moment. Emily's dice know what's up
Bess Clem
2025-02-14 06:27:16 +0000 UTC
I think they saw said in short rest they are LVL 3
Felix
2025-02-14 06:23:37 +0000 UTC
The vibes of this campaign are absolutely pristine. Jake is killing it, and the party are immediately my new best friends.
Bess Clem
2025-02-14 06:21:24 +0000 UTC
I’m guessing 3 since they have their different martial archetypes
Kid Chaos, part of Griselda’s old gang
2025-02-14 06:18:06 +0000 UTC
I am enthralled by how the ambush of weenies drew them in only for them to be surprised by the landslide! Jared is doing such a good job!
Kid Chaos, part of Griselda’s old gang
2025-02-14 06:11:58 +0000 UTC
GRANARIES AND TOES
Ian Montgomery
2025-02-14 06:11:52 +0000 UTC
I love the music in this episode, especially the song under Zudrick’s backstory!
The Fun Yaunt
2025-02-14 06:09:39 +0000 UTC
Also - Emily's die finally rolling to kill as a melee character?! God is good and certain Dimension 20 characters are smiling
Kellyd
2025-02-14 06:08:42 +0000 UTC
Thank you Jake. And the other ones too.
austinoxner
2025-02-14 06:05:27 +0000 UTC
Can't belive Joke did giant big ep 2, so sick, love the Mikael Jorhdahn lore aka Aire Jorhdahn
YourAnimeDad
2025-02-14 06:03:51 +0000 UTC
"Joust do it"
YourAnimeDad
2025-02-14 06:02:19 +0000 UTC
Must be either 3 or 4. They have subclass features but not extra attack
Drew Faber
2025-02-14 05:55:36 +0000 UTC
Someone start roping off the carnal corner.
The Magic Strugglebus
2025-02-14 05:41:08 +0000 UTC
but then again i've heard worse on this show, like slangin rope and dragon pussy, i know what to expect at this point lmao
Mac
2025-02-14 05:22:32 +0000 UTC
I am laughing so much that I'm waking up my partner - Emily truly is on *fire*, Ser Welly is the greatest character I've ever known
Alex Mayhem
2025-02-14 05:22:27 +0000 UTC
absolutely geeking to myself in my car when i opened the notification to see you calling yourselves the "carnal crew"... absolutely vile guys LMAO
Mac
2025-02-14 05:21:56 +0000 UTC
Ok last thoughts: Jake’s descriptions are soooo good and immersive and beautiful!! Constantly impressed.
Also the granary and horses bit made me cackle 😂
writeathome
2025-02-14 05:18:55 +0000 UTC
Boggy's a treasure, "we are a jovial crew" really killed me lol
Katie P.
2025-02-14 05:02:37 +0000 UTC
Jake's fantasy British accent has me fucking immersed
Kellyd
2025-02-14 04:58:54 +0000 UTC
Truly nothing is more nefarious or evil than a scholar or fish baron!
Alex Wicks
2025-02-14 04:48:44 +0000 UTC
You're like... Michael Jordan! 💀💀💀I had to pause my game and the podcast to howl with laughter, holy fuck
Alec Simkiss
2025-02-14 04:44:55 +0000 UTC
What level are they?
Abigail Agnew
2025-02-14 04:43:01 +0000 UTC
Okay the music and vibes are off the charts I’m so here for this. Magical!!
writeathome
2025-02-14 04:16:20 +0000 UTC
I was just getting ready for bed but now I’m rolling a joint and brewing a tea! 🤙🤙
Brandon Wiens
2025-02-14 04:12:03 +0000 UTC
LFG
kalejefe
2025-02-14 04:11:57 +0000 UTC
Josh is slaying DMing
Melissa
2025-02-14 04:07:47 +0000 UTC
Hell yes brotherrrr
writeathome
2025-02-14 04:01:25 +0000 UTC
Literally was just thinking about this!
Agiddysea
2025-02-14 04:00:31 +0000 UTC
Yay :)))
Nadja Nordstrom
2025-02-14 04:00:01 +0000 UTC
“Everyone relax, sexually and whatnot”
Suzanna DePeri
2025-02-14 03:59:43 +0000 UTC
🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙
Lilli Jaye
2025-02-14 03:59:36 +0000 UTC
Hell yeah more Skaldova!!!!
Dr. Draco Racov
2025-02-14 03:59:22 +0000 UTC
I'm releasing!! carnally!!
Jayden guerra
2025-02-14 03:59:03 +0000 UTC
Best way to end my night !!!
Audrey
2025-02-14 03:58:11 +0000 UTC
Hey. Let's fucking go.
Trevor Smith
2025-02-14 03:57:47 +0000 UTC
Literally just clapped and yelled "Skaldova Ep. 2 He'll Yeah!"
JUAN ESPINOZA
2025-02-14 03:57:28 +0000 UTC
Just what I needed after a late shift
Jack K
2025-02-14 03:56:55 +0000 UTC
WE GOT A GRANARY!!
Steppa
2025-02-14 03:54:54 +0000 UTC
CUMPATRIOTS, UNITE!!
PFeelz
2025-02-14 03:54:52 +0000 UTC
Jake spontaneously cumbusts mid ep its crazy
Taylor Jackson
2025-02-14 03:54:34 +0000 UTC
Granaries!!!!!
DisimpressedHippo
2025-02-14 03:54:12 +0000 UTC
skaaaaldovaaaa! *operatically sung*
Alex Mayhem
2025-02-14 03:54:03 +0000 UTC
This is how I’m gonna cool down after this weeks ep of Severance. 😭 Praise Kier
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Excited to see Caldwell on Smartypants this szn, hoping Emily + Murph return to anarch era
2025-02-14 03:53:38 +0000 UTC
Skaldosva vamanossss
Joshua Levy
2025-02-14 03:53:20 +0000 UTC
God I cant wait to see Emily's beautiful little lesbian in action, shes so special to me
Hannah
2025-02-14 03:53:19 +0000 UTC
Let's go, cumpatriots!
Roo
2025-02-14 03:53:01 +0000 UTC
Can’t wait!!!
Natex
2025-02-14 03:52:37 +0000 UTC
SKALDOVAAAAA
Kresh
2025-02-14 03:52:31 +0000 UTC
Woooooo!! Skaltwova
Suzanna DePeri
2025-02-14 03:50:52 +0000 UTC
Let’s do this!!!!!!
Michael Lawton
2025-02-14 03:49:49 +0000 UTC
First!!
Michael Lawton
2025-02-14 03:49:33 +0000 UTC