D&D Court: A Mastermind and an Artist (w/ Ally Beardsley!)
Added 2025-01-31 04:39:32 +0000 UTC
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Dungeon Court is back in session, featuring the return of Justice Ally Beardsley! Join Justices Murphy, Axford, Tanner, and Beardsley, along with the Barely Bear Bailiff Hurwitz, as they convene to pass judgement on your trials at the table!
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I can confirm that everything Murph has said about Bear Hell is Bear Canon.
HighGrove
2025-10-29 20:41:32 +0000 UTC
I honestly might have punched either the other player or the DM in that moment
22 Hilda Street
2025-10-24 21:16:49 +0000 UTC
Yo I need to work on myself because I know if I was in James B. shoes I would cry from the betrayal and wrongful razzing!
Kathryn Martin
2025-03-30 09:32:37 +0000 UTC
What I like about d&d court is that sometimes it’s just people telling juicy stories that are thinly veiled tattles. And for this episode in particular they are thinly veiled turtle tattles actually, and hey, I’m here for it
hannah says
2025-03-27 18:24:07 +0000 UTC
I can't believe they skated past "Caldwell just needed a bear-ification."
Logan Beam
2025-02-21 17:08:58 +0000 UTC
My husband is on his first listen through C1, and I was just listening with him in the car to the part where, on the boat in hell, Hardwon INSISTS on wearing the little sailor costume that is imp-sized... Which became basically a bracelet... 😄
J. Gro
2025-02-19 08:11:20 +0000 UTC
Horrifying and extremely good to know!
J. Gro
2025-02-19 07:29:40 +0000 UTC
Even if we are going by pokeball rules they still shouldn't be able to store more than one creature inside, which is a whole other can of worms
MAH DICK FELL OFF
2025-02-18 22:39:46 +0000 UTC
Bear hell will go down as a top 3 moment for me on not main campaign episodes and 10 top all time for ever in my life hahaha
KSM101
2025-02-17 22:11:02 +0000 UTC
Think that is only different because he stated it's like a pokeball for capturing and it was a homebrew idea instead of a genuine spell with button up rules
KSM101
2025-02-17 22:09:34 +0000 UTC
Twas playful surely! No need for anxiety:) they probably wouldn’t’ve posted the ep if it was genuine
Kal misses the D5s with all her heart
2025-02-10 18:05:39 +0000 UTC
I would like to put forward some existing PRECEDENT that was ruled by Murph in c3 e38, burrowing grounds. In this episode hardwon is breifly swallowed by honeysuckle, and during that time the party is worried about bronra bronzebeard using the force cage capsule on honeysuckle, at precisely 1:19:30, Murph states that "if bronra manages to use the force cage capsule, and manages to get the serpent, she will also have captured hardwon"
MAH DICK FELL OFF
2025-02-09 17:56:32 +0000 UTC
HAIL BEARY AHHH
Jack el destripador
2025-02-07 13:46:12 +0000 UTC
“You don’t want this smoke” - Brian Murphy 2025
Jack el destripador
2025-02-07 12:41:23 +0000 UTC
Thank you for defending Franklin from this slander, Murph! 🐢
The Fun Yaunt
2025-02-06 08:05:56 +0000 UTC
Proud of Murph for not knowing what vore was 🥲
Droknar
2025-02-06 02:18:10 +0000 UTC
I suppose (in the case of the wizard and the money stolen) the DM who could lit imagination on fire was an Artist and the wizard, well fokls, he was a Mastermind.
Adrian
2025-02-05 15:59:21 +0000 UTC
The best thing I've found if you want to generate that sort of experience in a TTRPG is to keep it all in narration don't let the PC's roll because it just makes the whole experience feel futile to PC's.
Cooper Erikson
2025-02-04 20:21:12 +0000 UTC
Balancing a fight so that it is unwinnable but doesn't feel like it's unwinnable is almost impossible.
Cooper Erikson
2025-02-04 20:18:52 +0000 UTC
So many of these story's come down to an idea sounding alot better in someone's head than it works out in practice.
Cooper Erikson
2025-02-04 20:17:06 +0000 UTC
100% right they also stored all their wine in lead pitchers despite having other safer alternatives like clay. The tannons and acidity of the wine extracted bits of the lead over time, hightening the taste... but also you know, leading to their inevitable downfall as everyone subjected them selves to generations of lead poisoning
Daniel Griffin
2025-02-04 16:08:49 +0000 UTC
I'm a lead abator, and Caldwell is exactly right about lead being sweet. It's one of the biggest reasons lead poisoning is like a perfect storm when it comes to children.
-Toddlers are teething and their mouth hurts so they want to chew on things lessen the pain
-Windowsills are almost the perfect hight for their mouths to line up with, as well as being made from a firm enough wood that chewing on it feels good
-When lead paint is present the sill tast better than any chew ring or other toy you could buy them, so they continually go back to it
-Childred are effected by lead between 10x-50x more severely than adults
Daniel Griffin
2025-02-04 16:04:44 +0000 UTC
I love how Turt Murph gets about Bear Hell 😆
zach stewart
2025-02-04 00:38:27 +0000 UTC
The Buddhist comment is the funniest thing I have ever heard
Chickpea Chungus
2025-02-03 18:28:00 +0000 UTC
Turt down for what
Dylan Irish
2025-02-03 17:09:19 +0000 UTC
This is actually a good point!!
Casey Kerins
2025-02-03 16:03:03 +0000 UTC
I see the posts before I listen to the episode. I cannot WAIT to hear Murph blow up about bear hell
Georgia
2025-02-03 14:51:45 +0000 UTC
The clap/slap and Jake's quiet "oh my god, he backhanded him!" during the bear hell blow up is chefs kiss
Proopypants
2025-02-03 14:05:24 +0000 UTC
I think it's great 😄
Kyle Veach
2025-02-02 21:44:08 +0000 UTC
My group did a similar thing, where the party were refugees and I played a thieves guild leader who took them in and gave them work. He became kind of a father figure to my DM's wife's character (he and I have been friends for over 25 years, I was his best man in his wedding last Dec) and a good friend to the party over months, but it was all to get everyone attached to him before a brutal betrayal by his right hand man set the hook for the upcoming arc. We planned his death for months in advance, it was perfect 😄
Kyle Veach
2025-02-02 21:41:06 +0000 UTC
If I can add context, I've known the DM and the other players for YEARS. The DM is going to be the best man at my wedding. It was still a kick in the dick, but a loving kick in the dick
James Bowers
2025-02-02 21:19:36 +0000 UTC
This is the brother murder guy here! Showed the pod to my DM and the other player, we got a lot of laughs out of it. It was hard because I had to plane shift to Bear Hell to see them. Anyway, looks like my DM might be filing an appeal on his sentence. May the merciful court rule fairly on his behalf.
James Bowers
2025-02-02 21:15:54 +0000 UTC
JSYK painting turtle’s shells DOES hurt them! The shell is a crucial part of their body. They absorb vitamins through it, respirate through it, and the paint can absorb through the shell and harm the turt.
Not that I think you’re actually going to paint a turtle but. Now you know.
This has been a turtle public service announcement. 🐢
Rain Rubinoff
2025-02-02 06:30:44 +0000 UTC
I love just HOW fast this gets out of hand. I <3 Beardsley
Konnor Wall
2025-02-02 05:06:18 +0000 UTC
Hey, they bought the book! For Season 3.
MsMagey
2025-02-02 03:38:27 +0000 UTC
I'm crying laughing at Smokey the Bear OBVIOUSLY not being in bear hell because he's on billboards, and my boyfriend thinks I'm going insane. I can't explain it though, because it's really Murph's sort of unhinged righteous fury delivery of the bit that makes it incredible
MsMagey
2025-02-02 03:36:05 +0000 UTC
bear hell is my absolute favourite bit of all time, truly nothing makes me lose my shit harder than murph putting his whole ass into pretending he's LIVID about the most unimportant dumbass thing XDDD
dani
2025-02-02 00:43:47 +0000 UTC
Great work from justice BEARdsley
Nathann Morais
2025-02-02 00:18:29 +0000 UTC
Right, it would be weird if Eldritch Blast couldn't be cast at objects. But there's a big difference between the leap of "a spell that targets one creature could instead target one object" and the leap of "a spell that targets one creature could instead target two creatures"
AlbireoRising
2025-02-01 23:52:33 +0000 UTC
justice for “ursus christ” it did not get the reaction it deserved
Kayli
2025-02-01 23:37:20 +0000 UTC
Good point
Glenn Dowdle
2025-02-01 22:48:00 +0000 UTC
It would only remain if it was was alive. In D&D there is a difference between a creature and an object. A dead creature is an object.
John Nickel
2025-02-01 21:07:07 +0000 UTC
So when a creature is banished everything in its belly just falls on the ground half digested?
Glenn Dowdle
2025-02-01 19:22:41 +0000 UTC
Omg yes I would love to!
Stephen Chambers
2025-02-01 18:52:42 +0000 UTC
what if we kissed outside of the wawa in bear hell?
Amelia Granato
2025-02-01 18:51:22 +0000 UTC
Love any d&d court where emily is laughing straight out the intri
John EldenRing
2025-02-01 18:30:40 +0000 UTC
They missed an opportunity to say the wizard absconded to Turts and Caicos with their groups money
Nick Neverman
2025-02-01 16:15:57 +0000 UTC
Rules as written, the player shouldn't have been able to cast banishment. The creature is homebrew so we can't know for sure, but looking at the purple worms swallow mechanics, getting swallowed imposes the blinded condition. Banishment like a lot of spells is "..one creature you can see..". It surprising how powerful blinded is when used on a spellcaster.
Sce7tm
2025-02-01 11:42:08 +0000 UTC
In ancient rome they boiled wine in lead to give it that sweet flavor and thats why they were like that
Nathaniel Levy
2025-02-01 07:32:27 +0000 UTC
Smokey the Bear is *most definitely* from Bear Hell, even if he's not there now
He knows his sins
rosebunting
2025-02-01 03:34:29 +0000 UTC
I love how anytime Beardsley is on, murph tries to fight another table member about something absolutely useless (Flintstones, Bear Hell™️). They gotta be on more because the chaotic sibling energy between them and murph is *chefs kiss*
Kal misses the D5s with all her heart
2025-02-01 02:56:32 +0000 UTC
BEARACY
The Big M
2025-02-01 02:55:25 +0000 UTC
BEGGING for a naddpod playboy mansion dungeon crawl with ally
Callan Michael Webster
2025-02-01 02:22:38 +0000 UTC
I still don’t know if Murph was getting actually heated, and it’s giving me severe anxiety 😅
Liam Nicholson
2025-02-01 01:56:29 +0000 UTC
Yelling about bear hell is so goddamn funny I'm crying
Mojo1396
2025-02-01 01:54:52 +0000 UTC
I keep having flashbacks to college where everyone would go to a bar called the Thirsty Turtle on Thirsty Thursdays 🐢
xatlern
2025-02-01 00:30:19 +0000 UTC
“You’re not a part of the turtle until the stomach acid dissolves you”
“It’s magic”
I agree with Caldwell and Murph lol
Casey Kerins
2025-02-01 00:28:49 +0000 UTC
I had a similar thing happen to me with the brother death. Another player and I were playing brothers and as a part of the backstory we came up with my character was very protective due to an incident as kids. One session the brother player wasn't able to make it and the session started with a fireball hitting where the party was living. The DM narrated how the brother had protected a child but was knocked into a coma, at which point I rushed him to a hospital/cleric. We go about the rest of the session, assuming that when we check on him at the end he'll be healed. To my surprise, when we stop back to check on him the cleric informed us they couldn't save him and he died. Not knowing what to do, my character went silent and stormed off heartbroken.
It turns out: the rest of my group had met up for a game night I couldn't make it to and the brother player, knowing he couldn't make it to next session, told the DM to just kill off his character since he was bored of playing him. Everyone assumed I knew this during the session.
It worked out in the end, I described how my character went off to be a vigilante (ronin from avengers style) and we both came to the next session with new characters.
Ben Bruvold
2025-01-31 23:58:28 +0000 UTC
Re: The Puss in Boots character who rolled bad stats, that's why I just go with Point Buy and have since 3.5e. There always seems to be one person who can't roll a functional character to save their life
Xacris
2025-01-31 23:34:26 +0000 UTC
WAWA MENTIONED
Stephen Chambers
2025-01-31 22:49:19 +0000 UTC
Bearecy
Adeline Smith
2025-01-31 22:48:11 +0000 UTC
This is my favourite flavour of Murph.
Shawn Harrison
2025-01-31 22:22:19 +0000 UTC
I've known multiple dogs named Bear so I think that tracks.
Rebecca Neal
2025-01-31 21:55:06 +0000 UTC
“ursus christ” was good
SKETCHH2000
2025-01-31 21:36:24 +0000 UTC
He's such a little stinker. <3
Brian Edwards
2025-01-31 21:15:40 +0000 UTC
I haven't seen Murphy get this furious since the "bucket hat" issue
Sjsharks93
2025-01-31 21:08:44 +0000 UTC
Uh oh, it's the Lady Gaga Precedent. It's fully buttoned up. Sorry Caldwell
ChefJustinLane
2025-01-31 20:56:35 +0000 UTC
OF COURSE Beardsley plays a Mothman deck.
--A fellow Mothman player
Albert Snipz, Family Counselor @Mangia's Ristorante
2025-01-31 20:26:12 +0000 UTC
I was atheist, but no longer.
For I am now a devout bearliever spreading the honeyed word of bear christ (Winnie the Pooh style no pants)
just a little bawn
2025-01-31 19:22:46 +0000 UTC
How, in all of their misadventures on the internet and bad books, did they never learn what 'vore' was before this day?
Allen S
2025-01-31 18:47:42 +0000 UTC
Hmmmmmmmmmmm... On one hand it's obviously more fun if the cleric can banish the dragon turtle from around them. At the same time if we're bringing biology into it, it's not like you banish the dragon turtle and all the bacteria in its gut stay behind, so we can assume usually things inside the turtle go with the turtle...
Gearbox
2025-01-31 18:44:12 +0000 UTC
I wana go to Bear Limbo 🐻
Nina Foxx
2025-01-31 17:50:00 +0000 UTC
bear hell is definitely the funniest thing I've ever heard
M. Smalloak, PhD
2025-01-31 17:47:35 +0000 UTC
The wizard thief case has precedent: Apple Scrumper v. The Boobs. Stealing fake money from fake characters is ALWAYS funny
Tony Cappellino
2025-01-31 17:45:03 +0000 UTC
I like introducing a high level villain early for a short "unwinnable" fight, you get a small preview their stat block and when it comes time for the rematch at higher level you get to see how much stronger you've gotten now that you can stand toe to toe with this guy that stomped you before.
An_Armed_Bear
2025-01-31 17:43:46 +0000 UTC
*smack* “oh my god he backhanded him” is fucking killing me 😂
Ethan Trujillo
2025-01-31 17:36:11 +0000 UTC
Y'know, my dog went to bear hell and he was a scientologist
Nicholas W.
2025-01-31 17:30:57 +0000 UTC
I love that we’re going to be revisiting classic Surprise Rounds with a guest, but are also getting new ones. Would love to see that happen more
CommodoreBlue
2025-01-31 17:28:35 +0000 UTC
I know having guests during the campaign is difficult but I would absolutely love to see Ally on!! They’re the only one of the intrepid heroes that hasn’t been able to do that but they’re the one I most want to see in a campaign
Lauren
2025-01-31 16:53:44 +0000 UTC
Just throwing it out there, Eldermourne had tons of unwinnable fights that totally added to the story, and Emily was totally there rolling for that Pyrric victory. Don't discount the unwinnable confrontations!
Ingot
2025-01-31 16:52:19 +0000 UTC
Hearing Ally say, “it sounds like it was mechanically sound.” and be 100% correct, is so funny to me since I recently relistened to some of the early Fantasy High episodes where they were pretty brand new. Totally love them!
Gogs
2025-01-31 16:45:48 +0000 UTC
Beardsley!
austinoxner
2025-01-31 16:39:35 +0000 UTC
Should be a disclaimer not to banish a pregnant woman without upcasting to target the baby too
Jacob Coates
2025-01-31 16:38:03 +0000 UTC
When Caldwell said Ursus Christ at the end I cackled
Spencer Fakename
2025-01-31 16:29:16 +0000 UTC
Besus died so the honey could flow away our sins.
Sand Panda
2025-01-31 16:13:57 +0000 UTC
Oh yea. Little turtle turds.
Sand Panda
2025-01-31 16:12:31 +0000 UTC
Bear Jesus, I loved each and every time Murph flipped out at Caldwell for asking for more intel on Bear Hell. Perfect comedy.
Brian Edwards
2025-01-31 15:51:29 +0000 UTC
Yeah had it just been an NPC that would've been amazing but the needlessly targeted trickery of a player by the DM and another player was mean-spirited.
Brian Edwards
2025-01-31 15:47:58 +0000 UTC
Love the jaunty little tune that played while Caldwell read the banishment spell.
Kerry
2025-01-31 15:28:42 +0000 UTC
I can’t believe we all just missed “Ursus Christ”
Amanda Dick
2025-01-31 15:20:20 +0000 UTC
Agreed. I can’t stop laughing and I’m in office so it’s awkward
Sagerenee
2025-01-31 15:10:38 +0000 UTC
I love how Murph is genuinely upset at Caldwell's "Goku's son, Johann."
Joseph Powell
2025-01-31 15:02:03 +0000 UTC
Gasoline is incredibly energy dense, can confirm if you drink it, it'll give you enough energy to last the rest of your life
Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice
2025-01-31 14:50:21 +0000 UTC
The bear hell crash out bit might be the best bit in d&d court history
Bunnarchist
2025-01-31 14:49:21 +0000 UTC
Please! Someone answer Emily! Do turtles shit?!
Cody Zimmer
2025-01-31 14:48:46 +0000 UTC
The Romans used to use lead as a sweetener. It's also why some of those old water fountains have better tasting water... lead pipes.
Cody Zimmer
2025-01-31 14:39:34 +0000 UTC
I haven't listened yet and I knew there would be chaos on in the court. ❤️
Cody Zimmer
2025-01-31 14:38:00 +0000 UTC
My dad and his friends used to suck on lead they would find around their farms. He said it was very sweet. Now he’s a maniac
Bam Bambi
2025-01-31 14:20:13 +0000 UTC
I actually liked the brother murder plot hook, but it sounds like it was handled poorly. Sounds like a dark, engaging way to kick off the ranger's new story.
Kyle Veach
2025-01-31 13:54:30 +0000 UTC
Jake’s “Nice!” in response to “Shabbat Shell-home” absolutely sent me
JB
2025-01-31 13:50:06 +0000 UTC
For sure! Also, no need for a mea culpa from that table-it’s just that the higher court reversed!! The beauty of the highest Crit Court in the land.
Maggie Schaller
2025-01-31 13:36:02 +0000 UTC
I gotta say I love an unbalanced encounter. Usually for random encounters and the less important 'story' beats. Incentives creative problem solving, including retreating. Players shouldn't always expect to win. Still fucked up to plan it this way though and murder the brother etc. That's heavy handed.
Declan Konesky
2025-01-31 12:50:38 +0000 UTC
The guy who fucked off pulled a One Piece Caesar Clown
Lorelei The Succubi and Kyra The succulent snack
2025-01-31 12:34:13 +0000 UTC
Caldwell says you don't wear your food, Id like to bring to light the Lady Gaga argument
Lorelei The Succubi and Kyra The succulent snack
2025-01-31 12:06:00 +0000 UTC
I prefer to play Grand Theft Turtle
Gustavius
2025-01-31 11:32:31 +0000 UTC
I haven't even listened to a single second of this but I know I will love it. All the love in the world to Ally ❤️🔥
Courtney F.
2025-01-31 11:20:47 +0000 UTC
this is surely one of the dungeon courts of all time
Felix
2025-01-31 11:11:36 +0000 UTC
Justice Beardsley corruption lawsuit is ascending the courts as we speak
Samuel Gray
2025-01-31 10:49:59 +0000 UTC
Whatever illegal or otherwise unregulated or black market energy drink Murph was on, we need more. Please drink one before every ep.
Nicholas
2025-01-31 10:33:39 +0000 UTC
About the noise mechanic - I will say that. Thunderwave is definitely not a spell for dungeon crawling - “the spell emits a thunderous boom audible out to 300 feet.”
But everything else that happened was very stupid and there is no such thing as a noise mechanic this person did not invent passive perception
Li I
2025-01-31 09:13:47 +0000 UTC
Murph is right as someone who's tall with a big head it does affect me I need the baseball hats with the slide adjuster instead of the snap Adjusters
Captain Morgan Pirate Wizard
2025-01-31 09:12:15 +0000 UTC
“ALL. TURTLES. ARE. BUDDHIST.”
bangers after bangers this episode
wick
2025-01-31 08:45:27 +0000 UTC
“He’s crucified in a honeycomb”
I died
wick
2025-01-31 08:41:53 +0000 UTC
SHABAT SHELLHOME
Li I
2025-01-31 08:33:02 +0000 UTC
I love when Justice Beardsley is here
Nicholas Fennell
2025-01-31 08:29:58 +0000 UTC
I feel like I remember either on this show or somewhere else someone tried to banish themself to escape a thing, but the incapacitate was the reason why it wouldn't be helpful.
I'm very fascinated by the consequences of that DMs 3000 unknown words of precedent, surely on the nature of how magic works and interacts with their world, which surely opened up many possibilities for their players to use.
If spells ONLY worked precisely as written and nothing more, that's just wierd video game logic, a lot of spells that say "target a creature" couldn't do anything at all to ordinary objects, and it would be physically impossible to cast eldritch blast at a door or an illusion, because neither of them are creatures, which would make illusions worthless, because their inability to be targeted would be a giveaway that they're not creatures, I REALLY better stop before I write 3000 words myself, lol
Verdigree
2025-01-31 08:27:25 +0000 UTC
Such a good episode! Was sad when it ended
Grass
2025-01-31 06:46:31 +0000 UTC
Murph, please tell me more about bear hell! Seems pretty complex.
Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord
2025-01-31 06:42:22 +0000 UTC
You have to realize how bad and unsatisfying that would be. Plus RAW the enemy and caster are two separate creatures and you can only target one to banish.
DemonLordSparda
2025-01-31 06:41:32 +0000 UTC
I don’t want to call out Ally but they had a great opportunity to say digestion begins at consumption
Natural Dragon
2025-01-31 06:34:01 +0000 UTC
Some organic led compounds are sweet tasting. Some of them are used in paint.
Fun fact: that’s why the best Roman Wine was sold in led vessels, they said it makes the wine sweeter.
Nitzan Harel
2025-01-31 06:31:15 +0000 UTC
I feel like the DM making ruling that the player is banished with the turtle is like police investigating police and saying we investigated ourselves and nothing wrong happened. Thank god this case was taken to a higher court. Clearly the players rights have been violated
Natural Dragon
2025-01-31 06:27:31 +0000 UTC
I don't have anything important to contribute but comment engagement algorithm go brrrrRrrr
Daveed
2025-01-31 06:14:47 +0000 UTC
What about Koalas? Would they only go to hell outside of australia in places where people refer to them as "Koala bears"?
Jim Jam Flim Flam
2025-01-31 06:10:22 +0000 UTC
I see Bear Hell showing up in some future surprise round episodes.
Also, forest fires definitely part of bear gluttony punishment.
DisimpressedHippo
2025-01-31 06:05:52 +0000 UTC
Yesssss Beardsley lfg!!!!
SleepingBat
2025-01-31 06:03:35 +0000 UTC
and this first case highlights what is ultimately my main problem with the resolution of kung fu panda 3
coladrimk
2025-01-31 05:57:59 +0000 UTC
Top tier episode, this will contribute to NADDPOD lore in the best way. Beardsley is them.
Isaac Twombly
2025-01-31 05:44:46 +0000 UTC
If you ask around I think you’ll find it’s pretty commonly accepted that the gasoline smell a lot of people 30ish and up remember enjoying isn’t the same now that there isn’t lead in gasoline!
Brandon Wiens
2025-01-31 05:39:04 +0000 UTC
I think. Very frankly if you’re inside something’s stomach you’re not actually seeing it, you’re not seeing anything. So the spell shouldn’t have went off. Between darkness and stomach acid you ain’t seeing ish.
Noah Mccullough
2025-01-31 05:36:04 +0000 UTC
Not only is Smokey the Bear destined for bear hell due to his crimes of contributing to fire suppression, if I ever see him, it’s on sight.
Rover Bernhard
2025-01-31 05:29:24 +0000 UTC
the last time beardsley was on, the whole flintstones thing started. im a little worried.
maggs
2025-01-31 05:22:47 +0000 UTC
That BBEG deserved a BBEGG (baby turtle egg)
Elliot
2025-01-31 05:20:30 +0000 UTC
God I love Beardsley, the stupid grin I get whenever they're on anything I listen to
Katie P.
2025-01-31 05:17:07 +0000 UTC
Just because a magic-user only intended to banish one crature, the spell isn't like a Star Trek transporter that can screen every atom, it surely wouldn't violently remove a tapeworm or all the helpful gut microbes that live in your stomach, I think if you're inside a giant creature that gets summoned or banished, you're along for the ride.
HOWEVER, Banishment states that the target is Incapacitated, so as I see it, the caster would be transported along with the creature, they would be Incapacitated, and Concentration would immediately break, the both of them reappearing the next round.
Verdigree
2025-01-31 05:08:51 +0000 UTC
I’m obviously looking forward to Jake’s campaign, but this month of guests and short rest insanity has been so fun. A nice palette cleanser
Hammy
2025-01-31 05:04:56 +0000 UTC
In Beardsley we trust
Ollie
2025-01-31 04:55:56 +0000 UTC
YUPPPPP BEARDSLEY!!!!! 😤🙏🏼
Dax 🤘🏼
2025-01-31 04:52:39 +0000 UTC
Justice Beardsley: The Corruption Forward Justice
Neil Dutton
2025-01-31 04:51:05 +0000 UTC
Beardsley hell yea
Proopypants
2025-01-31 04:49:50 +0000 UTC
Yessssss. Just in time for my walk!
Ashton Ellis
2025-01-31 04:47:44 +0000 UTC
FINALLY A BEARDSLEY EP
Kendra Waters
2025-01-31 04:47:42 +0000 UTC
YES omg i was hoping it might be beardsley
Chloë Manthorne
2025-01-31 04:47:25 +0000 UTC
Love a high initiative roll
Brooks Estes
2025-01-31 04:46:55 +0000 UTC
Beardsley as a special campaign character WHEN
Geraint
2025-01-31 04:46:39 +0000 UTC
Great ep!
Mike
2025-01-31 04:46:22 +0000 UTC
PERFECT TIMING. Just went out to my Shed for the night 🍃
Manuel Espinoza
2025-01-31 04:44:07 +0000 UTC
Murph please share where did you get your sweater you’re wearing in the Variety video I need it
Sydney Cooke
2025-01-31 04:42:44 +0000 UTC
Same
Agiddysea
2025-01-31 04:41:59 +0000 UTC
I got here right on time
Tyler Wilson
2025-01-31 04:41:51 +0000 UTC
Ooh, I hopped on patreon at the right time
Robert Tucker
2025-01-31 04:41:11 +0000 UTC
Wild
Agiddysea
2025-01-31 04:40:41 +0000 UTC