D&D Court: NPC Overload and The Flirtatious Aarakocra (w/ Siobhan Thompson!)
Added 2025-01-10 03:36:29 +0000 UTC
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Dungeon Court is back in session! Featuring our newest Justice, Siobhan Thompson! Join Justices Murphy, Axford, Tanner, and Thompson, along with Bailiff Jake as they convene to pass judgement on your trials at the table!
CREDITS:
Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon
Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller
blud it hasn't even been a year
Summer Tribe
2025-09-28 01:11:20 +0000 UTC
revisiting this episode to hear that legendary "dnd is not about stealing girlfriends"
Neanderthalan
2025-09-27 06:52:57 +0000 UTC
I love how Siobhan has a secret English first name and a secret Irish last name.
Lilli of the bog
2025-08-27 08:31:08 +0000 UTC
When I have a player taking their time, I totally fly through my turns to show how it's done, in the hardest passive aggressive I can.
ThacoIsWacko
2025-05-21 13:46:43 +0000 UTC
Not Murph referencing good ol’ Sildar from the LMoP campaign. That brought back some memories.
Whitney Hempsey
2025-03-15 21:12:35 +0000 UTC
Murph is very good at explaining things while being funny
the Streamer Hunter formally spam gaming
2025-02-25 18:44:56 +0000 UTC
Indiana Jones boulder punching just reminded me of resident evil 5 and I pictured Indiana "chris" Jones-field and I couldn't stop laughing at work
KSM101
2025-02-15 00:36:03 +0000 UTC
A total godsend! Glad to know there’s options in the UK - baby nail grinders should become common knowledge, considering how traumatic clipping a baby’s nails can be.
Nikolaus Cox
2025-02-13 17:21:28 +0000 UTC
I was coming here to make the exact same point lol. There are a few brands available in the UK, and it's SUCH a godsend!!
Sami Wannell
2025-02-13 17:15:05 +0000 UTC
Obsessed with the House of Mirth plug; it really is a good book
Brooke
2025-02-12 06:48:23 +0000 UTC
No im expressing how i like the show. The comment is directed at u. Feel free to ignore. Whats ur favorite moment from campaign one?
James Drenning
2025-02-01 03:55:20 +0000 UTC
What is the point of this comment? Are you trying to troll and start an argument with someone?
Darby Tyler
2025-02-01 03:52:55 +0000 UTC
Been following nadpodd since episode 1 C1, its an amazing show. I dont agree with them politically but 99% its never talked about so it doesnt matter.
James Drenning
2025-01-22 22:02:34 +0000 UTC
Playing off of what Emily said here — it’d be fun to try and construct a one-shot based off of all the cases that have come before D&D Court — just this Frankenstein-like assemblage of “?????”
Evan Fleischer
2025-01-22 20:09:51 +0000 UTC
Did anyone else get some ASMR effect from Siobhan reading the oath?
Steve
2025-01-20 12:14:19 +0000 UTC
"Hey Alexa, buy a copy of House of Murph"
Tyler Gob
2025-01-19 06:03:58 +0000 UTC
I don’t think the DM used the legendary “reaction”. I think he used the legendary action after the players turn. He didn’t specify that he went first. I don’t think he did anything wrong
Joshua Brofford
2025-01-17 14:36:39 +0000 UTC
Glad Caldwell made the House of Murph joke cause that’s what I heard when Siobhan said it
Jack el destripador
2025-01-16 15:41:23 +0000 UTC
I thought Jake got promoted to judge and Caldwell was gonna be the baliff
Jourdan
2025-01-15 13:25:47 +0000 UTC
Q
Daniel Waite
2025-01-14 06:18:38 +0000 UTC
OMG.... "We found the assassin" Had me laughing soo hard... then "D&D isn't for stealing girlfriends" literally gave me a asthma attack.... holy shit...
Robert
2025-01-13 18:28:45 +0000 UTC
Agreed. It is my only request after a session is to get familiar with your character and what they could do.
Sand Panda
2025-01-13 15:56:13 +0000 UTC
The narrative way to do it would be to make up a second form for the bad guy and have them make a dramatic declaration that now they're taking the party seriously. Weighted clothes hit the ground, whatever
Matthew Sands
2025-01-13 12:53:44 +0000 UTC
So happy Caldwell is back!
Yuncle Ben
2025-01-13 06:14:33 +0000 UTC
People who don't know their character sheets are my biggest pet peeve in ttrpgs, you have literally the easiest job at the table and you're still not prepared, it's insane to me.
Blue Bee
2025-01-13 05:44:52 +0000 UTC
I think it's a patreon issue because another podcast I subscribe to through the Patreon RSS feed also never updated
Summer, Autumn Eladrin
2025-01-13 04:54:06 +0000 UTC
It seems like a lot of people are having this issue with Patreon RSS feeds. This podcast showed up fine in my feed but another one I subscribed to on Patreon hasn't updated since Thursday.
Summer, Autumn Eladrin
2025-01-13 04:53:15 +0000 UTC
Hearing this episode makes me feel better about the NPC buddies I haven't been able to kill yet in the campaign I'm running
Summer, Autumn Eladrin
2025-01-13 04:51:39 +0000 UTC
Thats exactly what i was thinking when i heard it
MeekoCHAOS The Raccoon Boi
2025-01-13 03:22:04 +0000 UTC
one of the best dungeon courts ever, thank you judges and jerf
Transfemmes4murph
2025-01-13 02:30:05 +0000 UTC
"D&D IS NOT ABOUT STEALING GIRLFRIENDS" would make an excellent t-shirt and the boyfriend's punishment is seeing someone wear it
xelamorph
2025-01-12 22:42:07 +0000 UTC
I have not laughed so hard in my LIFE as I did at the "D&D is not about stealing girlfriends" story oh my GOD
Tony Robalik
2025-01-12 19:21:04 +0000 UTC
Yessss Sioban, House of Mirth is one of my favorite books - Edith Wharton is my favorite author!!!!! I hope everyones safe !
Becca Dubord
2025-01-12 17:28:25 +0000 UTC
Will I make a shirt that says "dungeons & dragons is not about stealing girlfriends?"
Yes, absolutely
Another Samantha
2025-01-12 17:21:29 +0000 UTC
2009ish and early-mid 20s.
Rune
2025-01-12 16:29:42 +0000 UTC
I read the Count of Monte Cristo recently and was worried that the movie might not be as cool as the book, but now I'm going to watch it!!
hellohallo
2025-01-12 09:28:46 +0000 UTC
It's back for me! Thanks Caldwell, a truly beautiful support ticket submitted!
Joshua the Safoshua
2025-01-12 02:47:39 +0000 UTC
Since the “D&D isn’t about stealing girlfriends!” case mentioned they were playing 4e I’m really curious how long ago it was and how old everyone was.
Nova
2025-01-12 00:49:37 +0000 UTC
It appears to be back now??
Rain
2025-01-11 23:54:18 +0000 UTC
Replying to long turners! I play a Sorcerer in a Vecna campaign, and without fail, our Barbarian takes 3 minutes to figure out what he’s going to do. “Do I Rage? I don’t know…” sort of thing. I’ve responded by one of the mentioned solutions, the “be as fast as possible with my turn”. It’s been a great exercise for me to REALLY plan ahead, have Action/BA spell combos handy, and create fun descriptions of my spells ahead of sessions to speed things along.
Dome Fossil
2025-01-11 23:33:15 +0000 UTC
Caldwell! New dad here! You don’t have to clip your child’s nails! There’s a New Zealand brand called Haka that make baby nail grinders, battery powered! And these have settings for intensity, and my son doesn’t mind me grinding his nails AT ALL!
Nikolaus Cox
2025-01-11 21:48:40 +0000 UTC
We are all good at the moment. Our houses, families and critters are all safe and secure. Thank you for checking in! ~Caldwell
Not Another D&D Podcast
2025-01-11 21:04:01 +0000 UTC
Same here. I never saw it there at all, but I do see the adventure book theater
Joshua the Safoshua
2025-01-11 19:49:45 +0000 UTC
I’m only subbed to the Naddpod Patreon Exclusives feed.
Ok. I just checked again and it’s there now! Thanks for the quick fix.
Doublelink
2025-01-11 19:00:28 +0000 UTC
no worries!! the fact that it was this specific episode where it was dubbed a lost episode is hilariously serendipitous 😅 hope the LA 2 crew is all okay!
Savannah Harvey
2025-01-11 18:48:27 +0000 UTC
This seems to be a Patreon RSS Error, I'm filing a ticket to see if we can get it re-added! ~Caldwell
Not Another D&D Podcast
2025-01-11 18:41:57 +0000 UTC
I've used the same strategy for That One Friend who always takes forever. It either speeds them up or helps pass the time. :)
AlbireoRising
2025-01-11 18:30:59 +0000 UTC
Do you listen through the NaddPod+ Feed? Or just the regular NaddPod feed? Trying to figure out if this is an RSS issue on Patreon's end. ~Caldwell
Not Another D&D Podcast
2025-01-11 18:30:48 +0000 UTC
I have the same problem. At least I know I’m not the only one.
Corey Brown
2025-01-11 18:17:51 +0000 UTC
This episode isn’t on Apple Podcasts where I usually listen to my podcasts. I hope you guys in LA are doing well.
Doublelink
2025-01-11 17:32:26 +0000 UTC
I had to come here to confirm I wasn’t crazy. I saw this episode on my feed on Overcast and then it disappeared! 😭
Jasmine D
2025-01-11 17:02:24 +0000 UTC
Same!!
Rain
2025-01-11 16:15:41 +0000 UTC
Has anyone heard from the NADDPOD TEAM? Is everyone okay?
Dag Swanials
2025-01-11 14:53:22 +0000 UTC
For whatever reason this episode has disappeared from my spotify naddpod feed.
nick pomeroy
2025-01-11 14:38:50 +0000 UTC
Sometimes I wish I could submit something to D&D Court. But then I hear things like " D&D isn't about stealing girlfriends" being yelled at a table of 10 people and I realized that my friends and I have never and will never have something insane enough to qualify for the show happen. But this was truly a top tier episode. I'm dying of laughter.
Tabaxi Driud Sarah
2025-01-11 03:43:54 +0000 UTC
Aarakocra? More like Aara-cuck-ra, amirite?….I’ll see myself out.
FlaredHydra
2025-01-11 03:17:15 +0000 UTC
We got Murphy as Direct Messenger, Caldwell as Dungeon Uncle, Emily as Dungeon Docent, and now Jack as Dungeon Baby!
Kathryn Martin
2025-01-11 03:15:54 +0000 UTC
okay thank you i’m glad to know that i haven’t fully lost the plot hahaha
Savannah Harvey
2025-01-11 02:48:14 +0000 UTC
No you’re not crazy I came to ask if it wasn’t on Spotify 😂
Chas Pridgen
2025-01-11 02:44:37 +0000 UTC
wait a second you guys joked about this being a lost episode and it was on spotify earlier but now it’s not on spotify am i losing my mind???
Savannah Harvey
2025-01-11 02:34:45 +0000 UTC
I need that "Dnd is not bout stealing girlfriends" dude play a game with taruk, blasting grandma, and the dm shall be the guy who had a crush on the player's girlfriend from early episodes.
AlkaneJelky
2025-01-11 01:04:34 +0000 UTC
I really hope y’all are safe amid these fires 💚
Frank
2025-01-10 23:42:30 +0000 UTC
I believe it’ll be an unrelated “mixed bag” for the Patreon until the new campaign starts!
Brianna
2025-01-10 23:00:37 +0000 UTC
They have changed legendary actions into reactions for updated stat blocks over the last couple years. They're literally reactions now.
Xander Jarowey
2025-01-10 20:15:33 +0000 UTC
This seems more likely. Also I'm fairly certain they changed them to be reactions and not legendary actions in one DnD rules.
Xander Jarowey
2025-01-10 20:08:54 +0000 UTC
Scizard
Ziel R.
2025-01-10 19:52:57 +0000 UTC
regarding the legendary reaction, I think they should have said like "oh sorry guys I've been forgetting about their legendary actions" but other than that they're good imo. the monster was homebrewed so the rules aren't going to be exact, so I'm ok with it being a reaction even though official monsters aren't that way. it's just part of the fun of discovering a unique enemy, but there could've been slightly more grace in regard to communication. the comment the player made did seem antagonistic, like there should ALWAYS be the expectation that your character could die and to me the issue was not that big a deal
Reclaimer-087
2025-01-10 19:43:26 +0000 UTC
"D&D is not about stealing girlfriend" is one of the funniest & saddest things I have ever heard & is for sure living rent free in my head for a minute.
Babbles The Clown
2025-01-10 17:37:52 +0000 UTC
Hey, hope you guys are all alright! I loved this ep, so I'm wondering, will there be a short rest for this ep?
katie potato
2025-01-10 17:31:19 +0000 UTC
jealous red flag boyfriend has really strong murph energy from that episode of jake and amir called tableread
A.J.
2025-01-10 17:17:32 +0000 UTC
Are you guys okay in LA?
Christopher Martin-Givens
2025-01-10 17:10:59 +0000 UTC
I don’t think that the DM used the legendary action as a reaction in the action economy, I think they just ment that the player finished their turn and the boss as retaliation used their legendary action.
Bany
2025-01-10 16:54:50 +0000 UTC
With every dungeon court we get closer to a If I were You cross over
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! celebrating turning 32 by seeing D20 at MSG dressing up as Sofie Lee!
2025-01-10 15:55:29 +0000 UTC
Roll20 rolls can be done in front of the table. You either have to use actual dice buttons, or you can set "always", "query", or "never" for GM rolls in NPC sheet settings.
ThacoIsWacko
2025-01-10 15:31:07 +0000 UTC
I've forgotten about lots of things on lots of baddies on lots of occasions. Usually, I just join in with the players, razzing the baddie for being inept.
Maybe someday, I'll find a good way to submit and everyone can hear the tale of "Sample Lich".
ThacoIsWacko
2025-01-10 15:20:51 +0000 UTC
Are you guys ok??
Dominique Kupersmith
2025-01-10 15:16:49 +0000 UTC
Hope you're all safe, glad to finally have Siobhan back! Can't wait for the regency adventures
thatoneguy
2025-01-10 15:16:16 +0000 UTC
hope y’all are doing okay!! you should really read count of monte cristo if your middle school didn’t make you already, it’s a classic for a reason!
Galen Graham, Local Talent
2025-01-10 15:07:21 +0000 UTC
What is the Over/Under for Lowlies in a dungeon court episode?
Alex Herndon
2025-01-10 14:40:37 +0000 UTC
That absolutely should be a Tim Robinson skit 😂.
Before Murph even mentioned him I pictured it as an "I think you should leave" skit.
Adam Kepper
2025-01-10 14:04:52 +0000 UTC
I've been waiting for Siobhan to be back on the show for so long! Hope all is well over on your end and that everyone is safe
Blaize Gordon
2025-01-10 14:01:42 +0000 UTC
Much love to all, hope you're doing okay
Lindsey
2025-01-10 13:18:10 +0000 UTC
If anyone had said "Do you feel good about killing my guy?" I would have replied "Hell, yeah! The monsters are here to try to kill you guys"
On forgetting the legendary actions, I have been GM'ing for close to 40 years and I still forget stuff like that once in a while. You could just play it like an anime character saying "Now I have to get serious and go all out on you guys"
Blargh Blarghmoomoo
2025-01-10 13:17:33 +0000 UTC
Is everyone and their critters safe with the fires and air quality issues??
Susan Gricko
2025-01-10 12:29:55 +0000 UTC
New year new bailiff! I like this rotation thing you're doing w your bailiffs. Fresh. This guy's aight. Bring him back
Declan Konesky
2025-01-10 11:22:54 +0000 UTC
"Dragon with a G" Hahaha
Gustavius
2025-01-10 10:10:37 +0000 UTC
The “DnD isn’t about stealing girlfriends” one is basically just Jake and Amir: Table Read!
Samuel Gray
2025-01-10 10:01:19 +0000 UTC
i hope everyone & the neighborhood critters are safe from the fires!
i relate to the first case so much x-x when i played a wizard with a complicated set of interacting magic items, also as the only note taker my turns would be to the point & prepared. then all that effort felt wasted when our cleric who had the same spells for over an irl year would take 10+ minutes for their turn complete with a cigarette break in the middle T-T
ursa
2025-01-10 09:32:38 +0000 UTC
Seconding others' messages to stay safe!
ACK
2025-01-10 09:28:37 +0000 UTC
Hope everyone in the 2crew and beyond is staying safe!
Ro
2025-01-10 08:30:25 +0000 UTC
I hope yall are doing okay with the fires atm. Thinking of you.
(I was thrilled af to hear Siobhan)
Zanna
2025-01-10 07:56:48 +0000 UTC
Hey are you all good with the Fires?
I'm Australian I don't know about the layout of L.A
Is the 2dio safe? What of the cats? The pottery studio...
Dear god the PO Box!
Shane Murphy
2025-01-10 07:03:19 +0000 UTC
That angry mob icebreakers bit slayed me
Hammy
2025-01-10 06:55:40 +0000 UTC
Does everyone else sing along with the high "dungeoEOeoEOn" part?
So glad to see Siobhan back ❤️
mikel_pickle
2025-01-10 06:54:58 +0000 UTC
Re: the slow-ass wizard, I have a proven strategy. My family used to play cribbage a lot and my dad would take forEVER on his turns. My mom and my sister started bringing a second deck of cards to the table and playing a two-person card game together on his turns. It pissed him off and was hilarious. I suggest playing a silent card game while you wait for the wizard to take their turn. Crazy 8s, golf, gin rummy, etc.
Virginia Phelps
2025-01-10 06:34:32 +0000 UTC
Wait, so D&D isn’t about stealing girlfriends? I feel like Campaign 1&2 was about stolen partners. Lol
Papa Taylor
2025-01-10 06:19:36 +0000 UTC
Siobhan!!!
MsMagey
2025-01-10 06:05:29 +0000 UTC
House of Mirth is amazing! I finished it last year and was dying to talk about it with someone.
Witpending
2025-01-10 06:01:25 +0000 UTC
Much love to the entire 2 crew, your friends, family, and critter country!
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! celebrating turning 32 by seeing D20 at MSG dressing up as Sofie Lee!
2025-01-10 05:21:37 +0000 UTC
Shout out to Hoid’s friend if that’s a cosmere reference
Jonathan
2025-01-10 05:00:37 +0000 UTC
Im hoping this means everyone is safe! Yay!
Evan Bartlett
2025-01-10 04:46:43 +0000 UTC
25 NPCs guy definitely played fire emblem and really wanted to try incorporating it into their campaign LOL
dani
2025-01-10 04:46:22 +0000 UTC
So, as it relates to DM responsibility for player turn length, I do feel (as a biased forever DM) that a lot of this stuff gets put on the DM's plate that kind of makes the game less fun to run. Like yeah, you've got to be the bad guy sometimes and that's that, but to also be handling the meta-table social stuff and having to sidebar with players and ask them to go faster? Kind of sucks from a responsibility standpoint. I like DMing, I don't love having to be table-dad too
Jor Elare
2025-01-10 04:40:36 +0000 UTC
Not sure about "Legendary Reaction" but if I remember correctly the stat block for Tiamat says she gets a reaction for each of her heads each round. She gets 5 reactions per round.
Sean Boyle
2025-01-10 04:39:16 +0000 UTC
Stay safe. If you need to take a break, take it! We’ll all understand ❤️
A. Lee. S
2025-01-10 04:19:45 +0000 UTC
It's been known, she's asked people only call her Siobhan though and not use her first name
Maya S
2025-01-10 04:14:46 +0000 UTC
Axford calling it a Sand Timer is peak naddpole shit
Nick Lerche
2025-01-10 04:10:17 +0000 UTC
I can hear his eyes narrowing
Daniel A.
2025-01-10 04:09:38 +0000 UTC
Siobhan FULL NAME drop????
Renee Wild
2025-01-10 04:01:02 +0000 UTC
Wowza!
Nick Lerche
2025-01-10 03:57:43 +0000 UTC
Aw hell yea Justice Scrumper!
jackalope503
2025-01-10 03:54:15 +0000 UTC
Hollywood Sunset fire would have been the closest one to them and it is contained. We lost one of our best museums yesterday and my coworker who works out of the office is there lost his house on the same day. It's been rough. Spent the whole day scrambling reassigning employees to make sure everyone keeps their jobs even if their reporting station burned down.
Karen Corcoran
2025-01-10 03:50:02 +0000 UTC
I hope you guys, your families, and critter country are all staying safe!! 💖
eliza sleepker
2025-01-10 03:49:01 +0000 UTC
Be well and smoke free
Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord
2025-01-10 03:48:56 +0000 UTC
Our city pigeon lord out in full force
Nick Neverman
2025-01-10 03:48:39 +0000 UTC
My thoughts are with all of you in LA ❤️
Hannah
2025-01-10 03:45:20 +0000 UTC
Aarakocra in the title means you know this one's gonna be chock full of furrowed Murph brow.
austinoxner
2025-01-10 03:45:12 +0000 UTC
Hell ya dung court at 10:43 pm lets gooo
Cahill B
2025-01-10 03:44:02 +0000 UTC
SIOBHAN!!!!
Jonathan
2025-01-10 03:43:55 +0000 UTC
She's back! Hopefully the 2 Crew is safe and well
JR Lonergan
2025-01-10 03:43:52 +0000 UTC
Relieved to see this post!! Hopefully this means all you la people (and your animals) are safe!!
Reid
2025-01-10 03:43:51 +0000 UTC
Love to see it!
Jonathan
2025-01-10 03:43:34 +0000 UTC
I hope this means the 2 crew is safe out in CA? 🤞🏼
Gogs
2025-01-10 03:42:25 +0000 UTC