C3 Ep. 71: The King Consort (A Faerie Tale Ending)
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Duck Team battles High Ember-Lord Charbin and the Fatebringer Mages! Sol plays robot peacekeeper, Calder glimpses an icy future, and Callie sends a message to Queen Jovyre.
Music / Sound Effects Include:
“A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford.
"Conspiracy in the Clouds" by Emily Axford.
"Forsaken" by Emily Axford.
"Into the Fire" by Emily Axford.
"Soul Coins" by Emily Axford.
"Balnor the Brave" by Emily Axford.
"Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford.
"Escape From Smuggler's Bounty" by Emily Axford.
"Gunvar" by Emily Axford.
"The Red Fen" by Emily Axford.
"Greener Shades" by Emily Axford.
"Malscurial" by Emily Axford.
"Reynard" by Emily Axford.
Comments
Pissitivity influencer. That is all.
Hipster
2026-02-08 01:15:36 +0000 UTCIm so mad at myself because I took like two months off from listening to c3 and now I’ve gone through the last two arcs so quickly 😭
Hipster
2026-02-08 01:08:06 +0000 UTCLather your nard-poles. Get it
Faith Huisman
2025-04-18 01:52:15 +0000 UTC“I don’t care if I’m entirely forgotten…” - Callie one episode before writing her name out of the play, giving up her chance to be immortalized in history, and choosing to remain forgotten.
CommodoreBlue
2025-02-28 04:01:54 +0000 UTCHeyyy, anymore details about the live shows? 😅
Alethea Hansen
2025-01-17 04:28:55 +0000 UTCBut what about "lather your poles"
Matthew Leonard
2025-01-09 03:55:12 +0000 UTC"Lather your poles" is absolutely amazing
Matthew Leonard
2025-01-09 03:54:38 +0000 UTCThis might have been the most nat 20s Saul ever got
King ETL
2025-01-08 18:48:25 +0000 UTCEmily Axford did indoctrinate me with whimsy tbh✨
just a little bawn
2024-12-31 19:03:32 +0000 UTC"Never I though I'd be drinking piss with an Elf" - best quote of this episode 🤣
Rebecca Mergler
2024-12-28 16:01:55 +0000 UTCCharging losing had real Gladd rosell (don't know if that's how it's spelt, sorry) energy. From sucking Dicks to drinking piss
Ghost
2024-12-24 11:47:15 +0000 UTCLMAO get her ass Callie! God I love Emily for moments like these
Martian
2024-12-23 22:41:03 +0000 UTCYall came is HOT & stayed hot!!!!!
ak
2024-12-23 02:39:34 +0000 UTCCharbin as a high value male is so good 😂
Will M.
2024-12-20 18:30:58 +0000 UTCVisions of Gruumsh is a great Screamo band name
Pali Endi
2024-12-20 00:35:22 +0000 UTCI hope we don't get Albin's revenge on the boots until the next campaign with duck team
Abraham Mendoza
2024-12-19 06:40:54 +0000 UTCPSA for anyone else who hated DS to TREAD SO CAREFULLY at the end of the ep.
sarfs
2024-12-19 02:02:12 +0000 UTCAnyone else feel like piss drinking is becoming an end of campaign tradition? I'm here for it
iamnotjackblack
2024-12-18 23:17:33 +0000 UTCGrinch is bottling his goo
Stephen Fike
2024-12-18 14:07:58 +0000 UTCEmily, did you expect “Home is Where the Hearth is” to mean hanging out around a fire drinking warm piss in a mug?
Dillon Rice
2024-12-18 00:48:12 +0000 UTCJust in case it matters in the final fight, the stunned condition caused by stunning strike lasts until the end/start of the monk's next turn depending of which PHB you're using
Zach Jewell
2024-12-17 22:15:25 +0000 UTCLol Callie and the word "fucking"
Jack
2024-12-17 06:21:11 +0000 UTCHardest I've laughed, maybe ever
Logan Adams
2024-12-17 05:46:09 +0000 UTCthe scene between callie and jovere is one of my all time faves omg
lily 😦
2024-12-17 00:33:17 +0000 UTC"i'm tired of following people who only see one path" goes HARD DUDE, FUCK YEAH
dani
2024-12-16 21:31:13 +0000 UTCWelcome back Caldwell!
Witpending
2024-12-16 19:35:02 +0000 UTCIf I told my friends that the absolute golden quotes from Emily weren’t scripted and were fully made up from the top, they wouldn’t believe me
Eliot Adams
2024-12-16 17:11:40 +0000 UTC“Yet another goat at the alter to your fuckin pride” -Emily Axford the GOAT of DnD
Rivertech
2024-12-16 16:17:04 +0000 UTCCream your rods!
Austin Wiggin
2024-12-16 13:32:11 +0000 UTCI’m hoping Charbin becomes the next Pendergreens 😂 what a hilarious episode!!
Haley Amplo
2024-12-16 12:00:36 +0000 UTChate to say it but same 😭 wish i knew though, it seems fun
sage penelopy
2024-12-16 11:44:13 +0000 UTCPlease. The arcane focus bit was GOLD
Miranda B
2024-12-16 01:23:26 +0000 UTCThis episode is pure NADDPOD gold, Charbins ending has to be the best end to a villain ever 😂😂
Jack Farley
2024-12-15 22:34:36 +0000 UTCI love that in every timeline Balnor is a hero
Robert
2024-12-15 20:41:27 +0000 UTC"It's always good to drink piss with your friends" If I asked, who said this line, I bet 90% of people would say Caldwell lol. It has heavy NADDPOD Hogliday Vibes 😂🍻
Bull
2024-12-15 17:13:55 +0000 UTCWas the piss drinking included to make DS seem less gross by comparison?
Totally Offside
2024-12-15 12:05:44 +0000 UTCI love that throughout the years they have completely bailed on Twitter lmao 🤣
Max Herzog
2024-12-15 04:14:25 +0000 UTCThe return of Caw-Caw-cawldwell!!
Monk3yTouch3r
2024-12-14 23:42:37 +0000 UTCWelcome back Caldwell! Great to have the gang back together!
Chuck P
2024-12-14 20:28:11 +0000 UTCDid anyone else think/hope Murph was gonna have Charbin say "I'll do anything I'll even suck your diiiick" ala Galad Rosel when he was pleading for his life? Cause that's ALL I could think about while it was happening haha Granted I did JUST relisten to that episode from C1 like yesterday
KingHalt
2024-12-14 18:23:28 +0000 UTCif I had a nickel for every time Murph hit Caldwell with a Maze spell in the penultimate battle of a Bahumia campaign, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't very many, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Jack Campau
2024-12-14 18:13:43 +0000 UTCHonestly, same.
Hammy
2024-12-14 14:36:24 +0000 UTCLathering Father Murphy.
Austin Sharp
2024-12-14 03:59:33 +0000 UTCOh yeah!!! Let’s goooooooo!!
Meletios Lendis
2024-12-14 03:28:47 +0000 UTCOmg lather your poles my guys!!!!!
Broghar The Bugbear
2024-12-14 02:56:36 +0000 UTCA hole in my heart has been filled with sweet blue Caldy
thedragonllama
2024-12-14 02:44:25 +0000 UTCthis was truly one of my favourite episodes of C3, so lathered
Transfemmes4murph
2024-12-14 01:10:12 +0000 UTCA sode so thick, a rod so creamed
Cory Wyse
2024-12-14 00:43:57 +0000 UTCTentatively and reluctantly lathering my pole…..
Sam
2024-12-14 00:34:07 +0000 UTCEverybody lather your god damn poles… two cool ass nat 20s in the first half hour THATS DICE CHRIST!
super cockler
2024-12-13 23:45:13 +0000 UTCthat's so exciting! Congrats to your fam.
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Thx to the 2 crew for a gorgeous c3. Now Kenna, go get yer girl
2024-12-13 23:33:28 +0000 UTCYou heard the man, Naddpoles: Lather up.
I Love Not Finishing My Sentences
2024-12-13 23:28:50 +0000 UTCHonour your cocks by lathering your poles, guys
Vilaykham Sukhaseum
2024-12-13 23:17:34 +0000 UTCFun fact, pigs can’t look at the sky
Havard, the death cleric
2024-12-13 23:17:10 +0000 UTCAt 1:05:45 you can hear Emily in the other room while Murph does a monologue and I think it just goes to show how much effort and love they all put into making a show that feels authentic to dnd while still being an excellent listening experience
Justice Bwr
2024-12-13 23:09:13 +0000 UTCim thrilled they loved it so much
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Thx to the 2 crew for a gorgeous c3. Now Kenna, go get yer girl
2024-12-13 23:03:00 +0000 UTCConsort Comma King Chameleoooooon 🎤🎵🎵
Ziel R.
2024-12-13 22:43:09 +0000 UTCI have listened to every episode and had no clue what’s going on in the story
SurvingLaw
2024-12-13 22:35:26 +0000 UTCHoly Squid, Murph be blessed for the recap because I forgot so much shit during that break.
Brandon Wiens
2024-12-13 22:35:08 +0000 UTCHonor the cock and lather your poles
Squirrelly Girlie the not very girlie squirrel
2024-12-13 21:50:12 +0000 UTCYou HAVE to do Grinch Ones for THIS MONTH’S Mixed Bag, PLEASE!! Also, so excited to see Caldwell on Smartypants!!
CommodoreBlue
2024-12-13 21:05:45 +0000 UTCHoly moly Caldwell came back with a bang! Strong turns, a sick unoreverse on Jovyre, and nat 20 on his first role back?? Nuts
Justin Noble
2024-12-13 20:21:46 +0000 UTCConsider my poles lathered.
Joe K
2024-12-13 19:34:03 +0000 UTCeven in the penultimate episode, I can always count on the two crew for piss-drinking fidget-spinning shenanigans.....
Georgia
2024-12-13 18:50:19 +0000 UTCAround 53:00: Charting new word combination territory here, but I desperately need to hear Baelnor exclaim "Bitches love cannons!"
M Bee
2024-12-13 18:38:13 +0000 UTCHoly shit they womped Charbin so hard
wick
2024-12-13 18:25:40 +0000 UTC“We squabble amongst ourselves, but our enemy is united.” That hit a lil too deep.
Jack K
2024-12-13 18:18:11 +0000 UTCRod is creamed 0_0
Jonathan Yarberough
2024-12-13 18:14:00 +0000 UTCCha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Charbiiiiiiiin. Fire proof toilet paper anyone?
ACK
2024-12-13 16:40:14 +0000 UTCConsort Charbin? More like Con-sear-t Charbin! A fire pun can ALWAYS be made if you look hard enough.
Fraser Siwik-Simpson
2024-12-13 16:33:45 +0000 UTCCool fight, Brian
Hammy
2024-12-13 16:18:02 +0000 UTCDrinking game, take a shot everytime callie said Fuckin
Austin H.
2024-12-13 15:32:42 +0000 UTCI get what you mean, but this is a ‘side effect’ of the live aspect of it. Hard not to be emotional in the scene itself, the fucks are bound to pour out at this stage yk
Jean-Luc A
2024-12-13 14:57:07 +0000 UTCCali’s interaction with Jovyre in the maze was so beyond badass, I just wish she didn’t say “fucking” so much, idk why, i don’t have a problem with swearing, but in this instance it felt like it took away from what she was saying rather than enhancing it?
Two days since the kitchen, where it happened
2024-12-13 14:54:14 +0000 UTCOberon being that much of a jobber is kind of a bummer. *huffs a big batch of hopium that playing dead is something that beasts do, to deceive your enemies deceive your allies, etc.*
Matthew Sands
2024-12-13 14:33:29 +0000 UTCFavorite line: Who needs world peace when you have side pieces
Jared D.
2024-12-13 14:17:49 +0000 UTCI’m glad the sauces arrived safely! A Grinch Ones mixed bag sounds perfect (:
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Thx to the 2 crew for a gorgeous c3. Now Kenna, go get yer girl
2024-12-13 14:10:59 +0000 UTCAll hail the King Bon-sort 🔥
Dylan DeMarco
2024-12-13 13:47:50 +0000 UTC100% worth the wait. Just don't make me wait again! I need the final epp!
Ben Beckwith
2024-12-13 12:13:04 +0000 UTCThank you, and Congratulations to Mr. Tanner, and happy holidays to you and yours!
Dmkampz
2024-12-13 11:48:33 +0000 UTCthe loop of conspiracy in the clouds -> forsaken -> into the flame for each of those mazes set up such fun parallels that ruled
han!!
2024-12-13 10:35:20 +0000 UTCA hearty Medford, MA welcome back for Caldwell!
Jake Alcott
2024-12-13 10:32:44 +0000 UTCSome absolutely epic moments, but JFC some devastating times too…….
Kitt
2024-12-13 09:45:03 +0000 UTCThe end of the Charbin fight is the funniest thing ever actually
Abby Walker
2024-12-13 08:07:36 +0000 UTCSo glad caldwell was the target if the maze spell in both bahumia 1 & 2
Kenna Evans
2024-12-13 07:50:18 +0000 UTCLet's go!!
Aran Eardley
2024-12-13 07:49:42 +0000 UTCINTROS TO ADORE IN 2024
Xavier
2024-12-13 07:40:32 +0000 UTCabsolutely fabulous intros, happy to hear caldwell back and SO FREAKING PUMPED for a new campaign episode
Autumnis_Prime
2024-12-13 07:25:25 +0000 UTCYou honor me with this sode
Nate
2024-12-13 07:18:39 +0000 UTCThe perfect start to my vacation. You bless us. Thank you.
Ellie P
2024-12-13 07:12:47 +0000 UTCWe are at 22 weeks daddy tanner, patiently awaiting baby #1!! Congrats on yours!! 😄
Max Herzog
2024-12-13 07:10:10 +0000 UTCThe perks of working night shift lol, i'm always up when murph posts a juicy 'sode at 2am
SunKi11er
2024-12-13 07:04:11 +0000 UTCCREAM YOUR RODS 2025
Jean-Luc A
2024-12-13 06:58:16 +0000 UTCNads are lathered for this thick sod
Milton Villegas
2024-12-13 06:52:59 +0000 UTCYou mean cream up your ‘rogs, right?
Benjamin P Parson Gomberg
2024-12-13 06:52:40 +0000 UTCI'm getting so nervous. I don't know if I'm ready for c3 to end yet!
Shawn Harrison
2024-12-13 06:51:39 +0000 UTCYou spoil the insomniacs. Thanks!
Allen S
2024-12-13 06:45:55 +0000 UTCWelcome back daddy Tanner! Hope all is well with your girls!
Claire and Cal
2024-12-13 06:44:57 +0000 UTCThank you!!!
Jesse Dunlap
2024-12-13 06:44:37 +0000 UTCBout time Murph!
Jesse Dunlap
2024-12-13 06:44:33 +0000 UTCWOOOOOOOH!!! 🥳🎉🎆🙌
kpthedruid
2024-12-13 06:44:11 +0000 UTCLather up your poles and cream up your rods 💀
Austin Soren
2024-12-13 06:42:59 +0000 UTCLATHER YOUR POLE
Samson
2024-12-13 06:41:56 +0000 UTC
