D&D Court: Long-Winded DMs, Dashing Daddies and The Tale of Ser Flatbread
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Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and Axford, as well as the Bailiff who puts the "Dung" in Dungeon Hurwitz as they convene to pass judgement on your trials at the table!
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Toyota owners stay winning
Martin S
2025-03-10 21:32:44 +0000 UTCThey get land cause without it they wouldn't be able to support themselves to fight for their lord. It's was their fee basically. Which is were the word Feifdom comes from. Fieif equals fee.
Ian Mcilwean
2025-03-10 03:07:55 +0000 UTCI think I've asked this before but does anyone know if that's actually Taliesin Jaffe in the patreon as Percy?
Cooper Erikson
2024-09-09 17:47:29 +0000 UTCThe dad ran off to get some milk.
Cooper Erikson
2024-09-09 17:14:30 +0000 UTCFWIW: I’ve run a class called “Dungeons and Dragons and Writing” for the past three years and … I kind of love it.
Evan Fleischer
2024-09-08 05:42:15 +0000 UTCCaldwell a hectare is 10,000 square meters or 2.471 acres. Uh you can thank my conservation degree 😅
zach stewart
2024-09-06 21:40:44 +0000 UTCMaking me and my partner laugh so freaking hard rn
Alex Kelly
2024-09-06 21:17:35 +0000 UTCI had a player want to be a calzone chef. At first it was a little odd. But I made it good family business. They were struggling and he created this cool food idea. And since he was a healer I gave him a special ability to create a certain amount of healing calzones a day as his healing.
Dude Oreally
2024-09-06 19:17:49 +0000 UTCI SUBMIT THIS AS EVIDENCE FOR PIZZA MONK https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9Aut1VunmO/?igsh=MW42MzBrb3VteTQ4Ng==
Victoria Shotts
2024-08-31 23:09:23 +0000 UTCPizza monk? Is it that much weirder than a halfling that fights with a frying pan?
Meg Shallanberger
2024-08-29 18:29:31 +0000 UTCEmily's "bad, bad, bad, bad" bit while Caldwell cackles in the background made me laugh so hard.
Becca_rebaker
2024-08-28 15:42:33 +0000 UTCI feel like having that first DM record and upload his monologues to YouTube. It could be an unlisted playlist if he didn't want it public but that would even allow him to be more creative and expressive, shoot the DM could even do edits etc. I mean like I guess that becomes homework but shoot if everyone loves the campaign and stuff... Not perfect but eh better than losing playtime I guess.
McKuuurds
2024-08-27 16:30:40 +0000 UTCBrat summer bumpin' that (table to roll an 18)
k_tea
2024-08-26 20:46:10 +0000 UTCThey will mark this as The Great Dice Christ Schism of 2024! Next comes a disgruntled cleric nailing a list of rule changes.
Michael Lawton
2024-08-26 11:49:18 +0000 UTCWe really need a spinoff talkshow that just revolves around giving advice on fixing campaigns after this episode
Josh Stadtmiller
2024-08-26 10:30:20 +0000 UTChttps://www.instagram.com/reel/C9Aut1VunmO/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== I found a pizza monk lol!! ⬆️
Daniel Koh
2024-08-26 03:59:07 +0000 UTChttps://www.instagram.com/reel/C9Aut1VunmO/?igsh=cndqc3MzZmptMGk3
Timothy Daughtridge
2024-08-25 21:21:13 +0000 UTCYeah exactly what I was thinking about the food descriptions. Sure food monk is silly but any type of cook character would be the BEST gift a DM for a Westeros type world could get. For every dumb pizza joke you also get an excuse to world build about food.
Jake the Accountant
2024-08-25 01:09:08 +0000 UTCThis Pizza Monk discourse is entirely ignoring Taako from TAZ Balance, the other side of Cinnamon's insane wizard coin
Aster Ellis
2024-08-24 20:59:01 +0000 UTCYeast points! Have you guys ever seen the movie Gentlemen Broncos?
Cheese of the Lake
2024-08-24 18:11:18 +0000 UTCLosing my mind at Murph losing his mind at Emily’s bad dirty talk 😂😂
sarfs
2024-08-24 17:38:29 +0000 UTCI think we’re witnessing the Great Schism in real time everyone
Oppa SJ Style
2024-08-24 16:27:07 +0000 UTCI don't think the judges knew about Luigi Primo at the time of recording.. for anyone else that doesn't know.. he's my favorite wrestler of all time :) here ya go.. https://youtu.be/CZcPJHa7_is
Robert
2024-08-24 11:19:57 +0000 UTCI love Luigi Primo
Myka Donati
2024-08-24 03:06:05 +0000 UTCEmily mentally wandering away muttering "Bad, bad, bad, bad."
Neil Dutton
2024-08-24 00:31:14 +0000 UTCRE Pizza Monk It absolutely can work in GoT world. Adding a famine instantly adds a layer of sadness and / or heroism to his whole deal. Make him scrape for those toppings ASOIAF is like 20% food descriptions and that would simply be proportional representation in party comp. Maybe he was castle staff whose ancestral oven got skunked by some melisandre style fire/ shadow ritual, conferring monk abilities
Nathaniel Levy
2024-08-23 23:07:07 +0000 UTCA schism in the church??
Chris Swank
2024-08-23 21:04:13 +0000 UTCplease just communicate with your DMs/players like adults i am begging LOL if something is impeding your ability to have fun at the table i truly dont think it's a big deal to pull someone aside and *respectfully* say "hey this new thing/change isnt really working for me, could we try and figure something out together" literally just the other day i private messaged my DM about a new NPC who was really getting on my nerves bc they'd randomly cast spells on us and this time even dealt damage, and when i brought it up as a frustration he was totally receptive and we worked it out just fine imo "it's just a game therefore i will not express concerns about not having fun" is a sillier way to operate than "we all agreed to play this game in order to have fun, so when something really isnt fun for me i will bring it up in hopes that we can find a way to all have fun together again" TL;DR bring up concerns! best case scenario you keep having fun, worst case scenario you keep not having fun or even end up losing a dnd group, which is already the trajectory if you dont say anything. so you'd might as well say something!
happylinlin00
2024-08-23 20:28:42 +0000 UTCI actually blame the ranger if the busted out the battle map, then they should have corrected the dm when they were within ten feet of the knights. As a dm, I would have okayed that.
Matt Gustavson
2024-08-23 20:25:45 +0000 UTChey Judges and jack for context I had a ring that could summon goblins. I use all three charges to draw the gards from attacking me that’s how I survived the first Two rounds. then I surrendered after getting hit the second time I didn’t feel it was necessary to include this because of the short nature of the submissions.
Maximus Awesomeness
2024-08-23 19:47:03 +0000 UTCI say offer pizza guy to get it out of his system with a little mini campaign, then come ready to play for the big boy story.
Allen S
2024-08-23 19:21:40 +0000 UTCRE: “pizza monk” A friend of mine is playing a retired Dragonborn battle master who has discovered a love for cooking in his later years. So far in our campaign, he has uncovered a long lost recipe for the globally-renowned Granny’s Apple Pies and revitalized their brand, AND he invented the tortilla/breakfast taco. It’s been way more fun than I would’ve expected
Ben Kullerd
2024-08-23 19:13:51 +0000 UTCThe solution to so many of these is just, talk to your friends. Tell them you're not enjoying this and ask to make changes so everyone has fun. Id love to hear more Blasting Gramma and insane brothers in law situations 😆
Kyle Veach
2024-08-23 18:52:18 +0000 UTCSO excited to hear a shoutout to my Party World Wrasslin folks! I have 3 of their t-shirts still in my closet. Let Pizza Monk throw his spicy meatballs at abyssal chickens already!
Ben Kullerd
2024-08-23 18:10:26 +0000 UTCI feel like to really merge game of thrones and pizza monk, just play in a Crown of Candy style world. I mean zac played a cotton candy monk which is just as goofy an idea
Tavitafish
2024-08-23 18:00:28 +0000 UTCPiazzas the Paladin
sabertruth19
2024-08-23 17:34:29 +0000 UTCBad way to train a puppy, good way to train a player! Of course, Caldwell has been known to play piss drinkers, so obviously if they are rapscouncdrel enough, this method may backfire…
sabertruth19
2024-08-23 17:30:58 +0000 UTCFor the players of the long-winded DM -maybe just fall asleep a few times during the monologues? They might catch the hint.
Gwen Gilpin
2024-08-23 17:16:51 +0000 UTCDescension in the halls of Dice Christ
Hamerin
2024-08-23 16:52:10 +0000 UTCMight I suggest, Flatbread Friar
Sjsharks93
2024-08-23 15:27:01 +0000 UTCThe DM in the tale about the oversleeping players-- they crossed the axis of the FOFO chart from just fucking around to finding out and they didnt like it, but it gave them a taste of it and you can be honest that bits are funny but thing about bits is they're a BIT of it, not the BOUNTY. The group gives good, you can honor the bit but they also have to accept the call to action or the moment and if they choose to fully let it slide by then they lose out. Maybe it's a lesson for them to learn and moving forward you can honor the joke while they also meet you to play ball. Don't retcon!
Shel B Kennas now 1st fav sprite girl. Triss hard seltzer, more like PISS hard seltzer. Congrats Tanner Wolffe Fam
2024-08-23 14:56:43 +0000 UTC"Rub their nose in the piss" - Caldwell 2024
Steven Powers
2024-08-23 14:07:14 +0000 UTCRegarding the first case - is the DM’s partner also playing? Of so, maybe approaching it through them is the best move…
Li I
2024-08-23 14:02:39 +0000 UTCIt would be fun to let Dice Christ chime in after each case. Roll a Die and see what chance thinks about the rulings
Vonvonvon
2024-08-23 12:59:04 +0000 UTCAhh! Fresh content ❤️🙏
Johan Schmidt
2024-08-23 12:54:52 +0000 UTCI got ten seconds into the long winded dm q before getting war flashbacks. First session he talked for an hour and a half before anyone else got to say a word. Also was an arctic campaign & he penalized us for not knowing real world survival skills. Eventually left when he changed the module specifically to trick us into killing innocent people. The book’s scenario was saving a child lost in a blizzard. He often complained about our sessions going long without us getting much done.
tacticalgrandma
2024-08-23 11:28:47 +0000 UTCFor the long-winded DM: “I’m so appreciative of all you’ve created, AND I’d love to participate more in your cool world with more actual play. How can we make that happen?” Stating needs clearly and simply while also validating the other person’s perspective is the way to go!
Emma
2024-08-23 10:12:36 +0000 UTCOh hey, nice!
Jake Alcott
2024-08-23 10:04:10 +0000 UTCI might take "not compliant, not funny either" for my autobiography title.
ACK
2024-08-23 09:35:23 +0000 UTCOmg this is amazing. Absolute legend
Moonhead
2024-08-23 08:59:06 +0000 UTCI have played in an ASOIAF style game, and I badly want to again. And I would be FURIOUS if the GM allowed a goofy ass pizza monk as a pc. Both at the GM and the player.
Ken
2024-08-23 06:54:20 +0000 UTCOoh I wanna hear more of Murph’s House of the Dragon takes
Hammy
2024-08-23 06:03:29 +0000 UTCI made a Goblin Kensei Monk named Hiyaa-Batchi that I never got to fully play. He was a hibachi chef. Wielding a Chef Knife (shortsword) and ChopStik gun(hand crossbow as his kensei weapons. Now I miss that little guy, and want him to face off against the PizzaMonk
Monk3yTouch3r
2024-08-23 04:57:04 +0000 UTCNo Patreon notification for this one.
Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord - Rock the vote, baby!
2024-08-23 03:56:10 +0000 UTCOnce again, The Tyler Precedent rears it’s head. It is on the DM to nip problematic character concepts in the bud during session 0 or before.
CommodoreBlue
2024-08-23 03:17:43 +0000 UTC9th!
Monk3yTouch3r
2024-08-23 02:39:51 +0000 UTCThis first guy needs to move to hollywood
Brandon Wiens
2024-08-23 01:56:04 +0000 UTCCan't wait for the Oops! All Toyota Knights campaign. I guess Murph and Emily can go Air Bud to decide who gets the steed and who DMs?
Lindsey
2024-08-23 01:21:05 +0000 UTCDaddy Dash Away Keeps The Kids At Bay
Joseph P
2024-08-23 00:54:13 +0000 UTCAn early drop??? Dice Christ has blessed us this day 🙏
Courtney F.
2024-08-22 23:35:31 +0000 UTCIn the D&D court straight jakin' it, and by it, let's just say my hurwits...
Dani Sharkey
2024-08-22 23:06:50 +0000 UTCCongrats good sir. We out here
Alex VG
2024-08-22 22:43:56 +0000 UTCproud of you
Grass
2024-08-22 22:43:55 +0000 UTCFirst?
Jack Stone
2024-08-22 22:41:14 +0000 UTC
