Surprise Round! - Bonus Scenarios: The Bear Button
Added 2024-07-12 20:47:48 +0000 UTC
Surprise Surprise! Discussion Master Murphy and the gang are back with even more outrageous hypotheticals. Thanks so much to everyone who submitted! Now grab some tots and a shaken martini because the round's about to start!
CREDITS:
Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyons
RoboCop showed up to either WWF or WcW
Colin Pack
2024-09-20 14:59:08 +0000 UTC
Caldwell if your ever wondering about scenarios for the triplets to run just take stuff from these lol they’d be perfect. A santa clause style one shot with the grinch needs to happen this year
Mark Friedgen
2024-08-26 03:23:55 +0000 UTC
The biggest question is… is there a Jar Jar themed menu to go with the Jar Jar experience?
GintokiShids
2024-08-09 17:03:45 +0000 UTC
the yogi bear body dysphoria
Maggie Reed
2024-08-08 10:41:03 +0000 UTC
I thought Cindy was Yogi's girlfriend. For the shake not stirred just lie and say you have tourettes.
Olivia the Enchanting Bard and Jarod the soap opera cleric who are playing Stick it to the Man (down with the monarchy)
2024-07-25 21:18:00 +0000 UTC
I now want to see the John Cena saves Christmas where a grinch gathers up a bunch of wrestlers to help him steal Christmas and John gathers up the same amount and its just like 12 different matches in various Christmas sets
Nathaniel Letterman
2024-07-21 02:27:40 +0000 UTC
Caldwell with the dad yelling “get back here frog!” To JarJar got no love. +1 point
David
2024-07-19 11:46:19 +0000 UTC
Got real annoyed with how often the men cut Em off
Borple
2024-07-18 11:58:13 +0000 UTC
New villain for the next Donkey Kong Country themed one-shot...
Murphy Kong!!
John Yaney
2024-07-18 04:28:22 +0000 UTC
Ahhh I remember that feeling well. Got the point I just started cycling through different campaigns, bit book club, D&D Court. Those along with different campaigns of Dimension 20 and The Rotating Heroes
Moonhead
2024-07-18 00:34:00 +0000 UTC
Gottta go listen thru old 8 bit book club if you haven’t yet!
Pillowscout
2024-07-17 22:48:43 +0000 UTC
i feel that. Back in 2023 in febuaray i found this podcast. Then BAM novemember same year i had to stop listening to it to allow some content to build haha. But now I have the short rests
Arctic Starhunt
2024-07-17 12:37:31 +0000 UTC
I just caught up fully today I've been listening to the pod since december and ive been grinding through it at work. I feel the void of no more content growing in me.
Dale Durham
2024-07-17 01:13:52 +0000 UTC
the shaken not stirred one is just tourettes my friends!
Claud Josh
2024-07-16 15:48:12 +0000 UTC
or it's based on wario
Jorgus
2024-07-16 13:46:59 +0000 UTC
Important clarification, does your Yogi Bear reflection have on your fit, or is it unclothed like the show? If I looked in a mirror and saw Yogi Bear, BUT he had that shit on, I could live with this
Mason Bowen
2024-07-16 08:09:13 +0000 UTC
fun fact: workers at sonic can still wear the roller skates for the fortune of a 10 cent raise
Gabbie Bicanovsky
2024-07-15 23:49:15 +0000 UTC
Nothing to do with this specific episode, but it has taken me almost two years, but after completing this episode, I am FINALLY CAUGHT UP. It’s been a pleasure to be on this journey with all of you
Jamie Lyons
2024-07-15 21:18:02 +0000 UTC
i feel like the shaken not stirred is an easy get around just by saying “sorry man i have tourettes”
Sugar Bear
2024-07-15 16:03:36 +0000 UTC
The problem with the $500 towards Sonic, you have to go back to spend $500 if you can’t flip it.
Nye-Low
2024-07-15 07:49:40 +0000 UTC
The biggest problem with the yogi bear situation is if you like being clean shaven you have to go get someone else to shave your face every day? Unless you just go fuck it and just let your hair and beard grow or you get laser treatment to never deal with it?
MeekoCHAOS The Raccoon Boi
2024-07-15 03:58:35 +0000 UTC
Murph gotta play the south park games the whole thing is you have fart powers
Fist bumping tony Kahn as I walk into the arena with a gun
2024-07-15 02:03:57 +0000 UTC
This post has the incorrect Short Rest tag. Apparently Patreon tags are Case Sensitive, so it should be tagged Short Rest in order to show up with all the others.
Ken W
2024-07-15 00:17:42 +0000 UTC
Y'all clearly haven't been keeping up with X-Men. We left the mansion a long time ago
Agiddysea
2024-07-14 21:41:41 +0000 UTC
Hell,
Sam
2024-07-14 20:44:52 +0000 UTC
Also, tbh, if by some insane circumstance that does happen, service is taking care of that mess & cleaning your ring too before you can even think about it
Leni Nicole
2024-07-14 19:35:55 +0000 UTC
Ok… Having worked in a 2 Michelin Star restaurant, there is like an absolute zero chance that screwup would happen in one in the first place. You don’t get 2 stars without extremely attentive service.
Leni Nicole
2024-07-14 19:34:34 +0000 UTC
If Emily isn't already her most authentic self then everything I know is wrong and I can no longer trust the universe
Ilana Galpert
2024-07-14 14:26:10 +0000 UTC
shit that’s exactly what i was gonna comment! you just develop tourette’s syndrome with a very specific trigger, so that’s easy to explain up top to anybody who might offer bevvies. and if someone does forget, they probably will learn their lesson on the first go around haha
sage penelopy
2024-07-14 10:57:35 +0000 UTC
Incredible timing on the grinch assassination question
Alex Weatherhead
2024-07-14 08:35:22 +0000 UTC
I was thinking Tourette's too. It would be very easy to claim.
Nathan Wilson
2024-07-14 02:48:31 +0000 UTC
I mean for the drink question It would kinda be like having very specific Tourette’s right so I’d just tell people that’s what it is
Zoop
2024-07-14 00:06:19 +0000 UTC
I think that Funky Kong scenario really hit Murph right in the soul.
Brandon O'Hara
2024-07-13 22:40:45 +0000 UTC
I’m truly crying from laughter from the Yogi Bear question
Olivia
2024-07-13 21:49:41 +0000 UTC
I think that for the funky Kong one my answer would be different depending on if the aunt in the scenario is my uncle’s wife or my dad’s sister
noa tsipin
2024-07-13 21:14:34 +0000 UTC
I thought the same thing!
Spence
2024-07-13 17:06:18 +0000 UTC
Glad to see my fellow trans folks also resonating with the yogi bear question
Spence
2024-07-13 17:04:47 +0000 UTC
the funky kong submission had incredible world building, full funky fanfic when??
lily 😦
2024-07-13 15:40:47 +0000 UTC
A deal to do crazy shit for higher charisma makes no sense for Max Charisma Emily!
Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord
2024-07-13 15:26:19 +0000 UTC
being trans IS like being yogi bear if you think about it
- short hairy friend in a bowtie
- love picnics
- people trying to chase us out of wherever we're chillin
it's actually 1:1 thank you murph
Kitty
2024-07-13 15:22:11 +0000 UTC
I will be needing an “If Funky Kong wanted to kill me, I’d be dead” t shirt immediately please
Emmie
2024-07-13 14:58:52 +0000 UTC
John Cena came to my town not too long ago and went to a kind of nice brunch spot my best friend works at. He ordered avocado toast without the avocado and with 2 eggs instead
Ramsey
2024-07-13 12:55:44 +0000 UTC
I’d argue that since the other person ate the dessert you ordered that the vomit WAS your dessert. And therefore your partner was being proposed to with the ring in dessert the way they wanted.
Jensen D
2024-07-13 09:14:01 +0000 UTC
Me wondering wether the DN guy Emily thinks is cute is L or Light before realising that of course it’s Ryuk
Li I
2024-07-13 07:16:15 +0000 UTC
Murph’s closet is filled with tight fitting Jack Skellington boxers
Kiki
2024-07-13 05:38:43 +0000 UTC
I wasn’t sold on the James Bond wardrobe until it Jake did the Mavid voice for it. Now its only got positives.
Benjamin P Parson Gomberg
2024-07-13 05:23:28 +0000 UTC
Also for the James Bond closet airplane situation, you just always pretend to be asleep when you see the drink cart coming!!
August A
2024-07-13 03:08:03 +0000 UTC
I need Murph to know that I would a 1000% buy a packaged party game version of Surprise Round to play with my friends.
August A
2024-07-13 03:06:59 +0000 UTC
They chose my submission! I squealed when I heard my name! 🩵🩵🩵
Rebecca Harris
2024-07-13 02:49:18 +0000 UTC
True ally shit.
Agiddysea
2024-07-13 00:59:27 +0000 UTC
Fecalmancer adventure book please!
Bryan Barton
2024-07-13 00:46:01 +0000 UTC
The Shaken Not Stired cackle situation is basically just having Tourettes syndrome, and they don't even get a magic wardrobe out of the deal.
Scarlett B
2024-07-13 00:41:20 +0000 UTC
Absolutely keep that disinfected vomit ring. Great story!
RoadDietsRule
2024-07-13 00:10:57 +0000 UTC
Murph, the question about seeing yourself as Yogi Bear while no one else does is just having dysphoria. You accidentally did a trans allegory.
Scarlett B
2024-07-13 00:05:57 +0000 UTC
In-credible charisma, while seeing myself as a cartoon bear. Thoughts?
Q Quigley
2024-07-13 00:00:12 +0000 UTC
"Dads can increase their velocity at a surprising rate"
-Emily Axford
Evan Schmidt
2024-07-12 23:41:53 +0000 UTC
How are y'all not getting a free do-over from that restaurant? Like... It's the least they can do!!
Courtney F.
2024-07-12 23:39:43 +0000 UTC
Not trans myself but this was actually my thought as well
Declan Konesky
2024-07-12 23:24:26 +0000 UTC
Tbh "shaken not stirred" would be an applicable joke to a coffee offer lol
Kellyd
2024-07-12 23:09:50 +0000 UTC
Re: The Yogi Bear Question: as a trans person there is an immense psychic harm to looking into the mirror and seeing a body that doesn’t feel like your own. The Dysphoria would be crazy
Marchen
2024-07-12 22:46:14 +0000 UTC
I haven’t gotten there yet but I’m so intrigued what the hell this means
Shel B, Kenna’s 2nd fave sprite girl. Manifesting The Bullywug Bucket Hat Merch. Please dont ban them, Murph
2024-07-12 22:02:43 +0000 UTC
About shaken not stirred, what about job interviews?? They always offer coffee
Alexa Phillips
2024-07-12 21:56:58 +0000 UTC
The four of you are already incredibly charismatic and attractive— no Yogi needed!
The Fun Yaunt
2024-07-12 21:56:53 +0000 UTC
Re: The Button, I'd slam that button so quick, dude. Why wouldn't I want to, in essence, "BLeeM" myself?
Q Quigley
2024-07-12 21:45:07 +0000 UTC
Come on Merphy, you know the Grinch can't hit a target that is invisible.
Donoiw
2024-07-12 21:42:44 +0000 UTC
A Yogi Bear isekai sounds terrifying
Katy Howells
2024-07-12 21:40:06 +0000 UTC
michelin stars are award winning restaurants, you hicks.
Agiddysea
2024-07-12 21:28:14 +0000 UTC
WHOA
Jake Alcott
2024-07-12 21:06:13 +0000 UTC
Fecalmancer is sticking
Declan Konesky
2024-07-12 21:05:54 +0000 UTC
AH!
Sylvia
2024-07-12 21:02:09 +0000 UTC
AAAAAH OH SHIT GOSH IM SO SURPRISED
Kyle Veach
2024-07-12 20:57:21 +0000 UTC
Loving These
g-unit0301
2024-07-12 20:53:01 +0000 UTC