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Surprise Round! - Bonus Scenarios: The Bear Button

Surprise Surprise! Discussion Master Murphy and the gang are back with even more outrageous hypotheticals. Thanks so much to everyone who submitted! Now grab some tots and a shaken martini because the round's about to start!

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Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyons

Surprise Round! - Bonus Scenarios: The Bear Button

Comments

RoboCop showed up to either WWF or WcW

Colin Pack

Caldwell if your ever wondering about scenarios for the triplets to run just take stuff from these lol they’d be perfect. A santa clause style one shot with the grinch needs to happen this year

Mark Friedgen

The biggest question is… is there a Jar Jar themed menu to go with the Jar Jar experience?

GintokiShids

the yogi bear body dysphoria

Maggie Reed

I thought Cindy was Yogi's girlfriend. For the shake not stirred just lie and say you have tourettes.

Olivia the Enchanting Bard and Jarod the soap opera cleric who are playing Stick it to the Man (down with the monarchy)

I now want to see the John Cena saves Christmas where a grinch gathers up a bunch of wrestlers to help him steal Christmas and John gathers up the same amount and its just like 12 different matches in various Christmas sets

Nathaniel Letterman

Caldwell with the dad yelling “get back here frog!” To JarJar got no love. +1 point

David

Got real annoyed with how often the men cut Em off

Borple

New villain for the next Donkey Kong Country themed one-shot... Murphy Kong!!

John Yaney

Ahhh I remember that feeling well. Got the point I just started cycling through different campaigns, bit book club, D&D Court. Those along with different campaigns of Dimension 20 and The Rotating Heroes

Moonhead

Gottta go listen thru old 8 bit book club if you haven’t yet!

Pillowscout

i feel that. Back in 2023 in febuaray i found this podcast. Then BAM novemember same year i had to stop listening to it to allow some content to build haha. But now I have the short rests

Arctic Starhunt

I just caught up fully today I've been listening to the pod since december and ive been grinding through it at work. I feel the void of no more content growing in me.

Dale Durham

the shaken not stirred one is just tourettes my friends!

Claud Josh

or it's based on wario

Jorgus

Important clarification, does your Yogi Bear reflection have on your fit, or is it unclothed like the show? If I looked in a mirror and saw Yogi Bear, BUT he had that shit on, I could live with this

Mason Bowen

fun fact: workers at sonic can still wear the roller skates for the fortune of a 10 cent raise

Gabbie Bicanovsky

Nothing to do with this specific episode, but it has taken me almost two years, but after completing this episode, I am FINALLY CAUGHT UP. It’s been a pleasure to be on this journey with all of you

Jamie Lyons

i feel like the shaken not stirred is an easy get around just by saying “sorry man i have tourettes”

Sugar Bear

The problem with the $500 towards Sonic, you have to go back to spend $500 if you can’t flip it.

Nye-Low

The biggest problem with the yogi bear situation is if you like being clean shaven you have to go get someone else to shave your face every day? Unless you just go fuck it and just let your hair and beard grow or you get laser treatment to never deal with it?

MeekoCHAOS The Raccoon Boi

Murph gotta play the south park games the whole thing is you have fart powers

Fist bumping tony Kahn as I walk into the arena with a gun

This post has the incorrect Short Rest tag. Apparently Patreon tags are Case Sensitive, so it should be tagged Short Rest in order to show up with all the others.

Ken W

Y'all clearly haven't been keeping up with X-Men. We left the mansion a long time ago

Agiddysea

Hell,

Sam

Also, tbh, if by some insane circumstance that does happen, service is taking care of that mess & cleaning your ring too before you can even think about it

Leni Nicole

Ok… Having worked in a 2 Michelin Star restaurant, there is like an absolute zero chance that screwup would happen in one in the first place. You don’t get 2 stars without extremely attentive service.

Leni Nicole

If Emily isn't already her most authentic self then everything I know is wrong and I can no longer trust the universe

Ilana Galpert

shit that’s exactly what i was gonna comment! you just develop tourette’s syndrome with a very specific trigger, so that’s easy to explain up top to anybody who might offer bevvies. and if someone does forget, they probably will learn their lesson on the first go around haha

sage penelopy

Incredible timing on the grinch assassination question

Alex Weatherhead

I was thinking Tourette's too. It would be very easy to claim.

Nathan Wilson

I mean for the drink question It would kinda be like having very specific Tourette’s right so I’d just tell people that’s what it is

Zoop

I think that Funky Kong scenario really hit Murph right in the soul.

Brandon O'Hara

I’m truly crying from laughter from the Yogi Bear question

Olivia

I think that for the funky Kong one my answer would be different depending on if the aunt in the scenario is my uncle’s wife or my dad’s sister

noa tsipin

I thought the same thing!

Spence

Glad to see my fellow trans folks also resonating with the yogi bear question

Spence

the funky kong submission had incredible world building, full funky fanfic when??

lily 😦

A deal to do crazy shit for higher charisma makes no sense for Max Charisma Emily!

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

being trans IS like being yogi bear if you think about it - short hairy friend in a bowtie - love picnics - people trying to chase us out of wherever we're chillin it's actually 1:1 thank you murph

Kitty

I will be needing an “If Funky Kong wanted to kill me, I’d be dead” t shirt immediately please

Emmie

John Cena came to my town not too long ago and went to a kind of nice brunch spot my best friend works at. He ordered avocado toast without the avocado and with 2 eggs instead

Ramsey

I’d argue that since the other person ate the dessert you ordered that the vomit WAS your dessert. And therefore your partner was being proposed to with the ring in dessert the way they wanted.

Jensen D

Me wondering wether the DN guy Emily thinks is cute is L or Light before realising that of course it’s Ryuk

Li I

Murph’s closet is filled with tight fitting Jack Skellington boxers

Kiki

I wasn’t sold on the James Bond wardrobe until it Jake did the Mavid voice for it. Now its only got positives.

Benjamin P Parson Gomberg

Also for the James Bond closet airplane situation, you just always pretend to be asleep when you see the drink cart coming!!

August A

I need Murph to know that I would a 1000% buy a packaged party game version of Surprise Round to play with my friends.

August A

They chose my submission! I squealed when I heard my name! 🩵🩵🩵

Rebecca Harris

True ally shit.

Agiddysea

Fecalmancer adventure book please!

Bryan Barton

The Shaken Not Stired cackle situation is basically just having Tourettes syndrome, and they don't even get a magic wardrobe out of the deal.

Scarlett B

Absolutely keep that disinfected vomit ring. Great story!

RoadDietsRule

Murph, the question about seeing yourself as Yogi Bear while no one else does is just having dysphoria. You accidentally did a trans allegory.

Scarlett B

In-credible charisma, while seeing myself as a cartoon bear. Thoughts?

Q Quigley

"Dads can increase their velocity at a surprising rate" -Emily Axford

Evan Schmidt

How are y'all not getting a free do-over from that restaurant? Like... It's the least they can do!!

Courtney F.

Not trans myself but this was actually my thought as well

Declan Konesky

Tbh "shaken not stirred" would be an applicable joke to a coffee offer lol

Kellyd

Re: The Yogi Bear Question: as a trans person there is an immense psychic harm to looking into the mirror and seeing a body that doesn’t feel like your own. The Dysphoria would be crazy

Marchen

I haven’t gotten there yet but I’m so intrigued what the hell this means

Shel B, Kenna’s 2nd fave sprite girl. Manifesting The Bullywug Bucket Hat Merch. Please dont ban them, Murph

About shaken not stirred, what about job interviews?? They always offer coffee

Alexa Phillips

The four of you are already incredibly charismatic and attractive— no Yogi needed!

The Fun Yaunt

Re: The Button, I'd slam that button so quick, dude. Why wouldn't I want to, in essence, "BLeeM" myself?

Q Quigley

Come on Merphy, you know the Grinch can't hit a target that is invisible.

Donoiw

A Yogi Bear isekai sounds terrifying

Katy Howells

michelin stars are award winning restaurants, you hicks.

Agiddysea

WHOA

Jake Alcott

Fecalmancer is sticking

Declan Konesky

AH!

Sylvia

AAAAAH OH SHIT GOSH IM SO SURPRISED

Kyle Veach

Loving These

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